Red Sky At Night / Joanne Sheppard
@redskyatnight.bsky.social
Curious ghoul.
‘This confused worker’ - the Daily Mail
‘On the short side, dressed in black’ - my dad
CAUTION: May contain the Devil.
#COYS
‘This confused worker’ - the Daily Mail
‘On the short side, dressed in black’ - my dad
CAUTION: May contain the Devil.
#COYS
My mum has found my old school reports
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
My mum has found my old school reports
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My girlfriend just said I was rubbish at describing her. She's got a cheek.
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My girlfriend just said I was rubbish at describing her. She's got a cheek.
I’m staying at my mum’s house. Opened a cupboard to get a spare pillow and WTF
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m staying at my mum’s house. Opened a cupboard to get a spare pillow and WTF
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lmao here's what i got (chatgpt 5)
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
lmao here's what i got (chatgpt 5)
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Update: AI is still flawed.
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Update: AI is still flawed.
Yesterday in Blackpool I saw this sequence of images flash up on an advertising screen on the pier, and I don’t think I’ve ever felt so depressed
November 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Yesterday in Blackpool I saw this sequence of images flash up on an advertising screen on the pier, and I don’t think I’ve ever felt so depressed
I’ve been to collect my dad’s ashes from the undertaker. While waiting for the necessary forms to print, the woman there asked me if I had any nice plans for the rest of the afternoon. What was she expecting me to say? “Yeah, Jane, I thought I’d go straight from here to TGI Friday’s”
October 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’ve been to collect my dad’s ashes from the undertaker. While waiting for the necessary forms to print, the woman there asked me if I had any nice plans for the rest of the afternoon. What was she expecting me to say? “Yeah, Jane, I thought I’d go straight from here to TGI Friday’s”
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I found a capybara pebble🤎
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I found a capybara pebble🤎
About to go out and order a new sofa and have decided to make a point of calling it a settee throughout
October 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
About to go out and order a new sofa and have decided to make a point of calling it a settee throughout
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I recently had a chat about all three Deadpool films with @redskyatnight.bsky.social. Riotous fun but we *do* risk cancellation a couple of times...
Deadpool: timworthington.org/2025/06/29/i...
Deadpool 2: timworthington.org/2025/08/27/i...
Deadpool And Wolverine: timworthington.org/2025/10/10/i...
Deadpool: timworthington.org/2025/06/29/i...
Deadpool 2: timworthington.org/2025/08/27/i...
Deadpool And Wolverine: timworthington.org/2025/10/10/i...
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I recently had a chat about all three Deadpool films with @redskyatnight.bsky.social. Riotous fun but we *do* risk cancellation a couple of times...
Deadpool: timworthington.org/2025/06/29/i...
Deadpool 2: timworthington.org/2025/08/27/i...
Deadpool And Wolverine: timworthington.org/2025/10/10/i...
Deadpool: timworthington.org/2025/06/29/i...
Deadpool 2: timworthington.org/2025/08/27/i...
Deadpool And Wolverine: timworthington.org/2025/10/10/i...
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
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We should start a cillection. Someone sent this cardigan image to a group chat the other day and all i can think of is the expression of the model.
"The horror. The horror."
"The horror. The horror."
October 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
We should start a cillection. Someone sent this cardigan image to a group chat the other day and all i can think of is the expression of the model.
"The horror. The horror."
"The horror. The horror."
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I'm also getting a real Erik-from-House-of-Fools feel off this.
I’m sorry, M&S, but this is giving “He should be calmer now he’s had his medication, but don’t give him any pens made from rigid plastic” vibes
October 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm also getting a real Erik-from-House-of-Fools feel off this.
I’m sorry, M&S, but this is giving “He should be calmer now he’s had his medication, but don’t give him any pens made from rigid plastic” vibes
October 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’m sorry, M&S, but this is giving “He should be calmer now he’s had his medication, but don’t give him any pens made from rigid plastic” vibes
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Bit of a collector's item as he doesn't usually show up in photographs.
October 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Bit of a collector's item as he doesn't usually show up in photographs.
After my dad’s death I’ve been looking at old family photo albums and was highly amused to find a picture of my mum and my brother with, for some reason, Ray Reardon
October 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
After my dad’s death I’ve been looking at old family photo albums and was highly amused to find a picture of my mum and my brother with, for some reason, Ray Reardon
I see Ross King is out of Strictly, which gives me the perfect opportunity to inform you that when I was speculating yesterday about whatever the fuck he’s had done to his face, my friend Nicola observed that ‘He looks like a Scrub Daddy’
October 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I see Ross King is out of Strictly, which gives me the perfect opportunity to inform you that when I was speculating yesterday about whatever the fuck he’s had done to his face, my friend Nicola observed that ‘He looks like a Scrub Daddy’
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It’s the 150th anniversary of the birth of Aleister Crowley, the man who – among *many* other things – once put an acrostic in an “apparently innocuous book of devotional verse” which spelt out ‘The Virgin Mary I desire but arseholes set my prick on fire’ www.weiserantiquarian.com/pages/books/...
October 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It’s the 150th anniversary of the birth of Aleister Crowley, the man who – among *many* other things – once put an acrostic in an “apparently innocuous book of devotional verse” which spelt out ‘The Virgin Mary I desire but arseholes set my prick on fire’ www.weiserantiquarian.com/pages/books/...
I think that, had I ever been constipated to the point of hospitalisation by my own gluttony, I would not alert the media
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge
Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I think that, had I ever been constipated to the point of hospitalisation by my own gluttony, I would not alert the media
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Why did @redskyatnight.bsky.social have some disconcerting reservations about Sherlock Holmes' apparent terms and conditions of employment for The Baker Street Boys? Find out here... timworthington.org/2024/11/01/t...
October 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Why did @redskyatnight.bsky.social have some disconcerting reservations about Sherlock Holmes' apparent terms and conditions of employment for The Baker Street Boys? Find out here... timworthington.org/2024/11/01/t...
Don’t worry, it’s not the H from Steps one
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Don’t worry, it’s not the H from Steps one
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he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing
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a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall