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behold! froggy feet!

no pattern, free handed waffle stitch on the bottom and i think double crochet everywhere else. added a little floral wire to the toes so they don’t get too floppy

ty to @riotousmuse.bsky.social for humoring my goofy ass 💕
dont kink shame me
my so-called "securities fraud" is actually a manifestation of my Bernie Madoff past-life regression. It's a trauma response. And yes, also kind of a sex thing
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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But in the USA—the biggest receiving country by far—all thinking about adoption is stuck on the myth that the world is full of abject, parentless orphans that only affluent (and mainly white) Westerners can save.

Adoption is *not* international aid.
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Globally, there have been decades of scrutiny of countries’ practices of removing children from their families, communities, countries, and cultures. +
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Finals week in dinkytown— give these chopper-mitted bros extra credit and a plate full of hot dish. They are top of the class. Go Gophers! Beat ICE!
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
yearning for the wealthy hermit of yore that neither expects nor courts public affection
I actually think Scrooge would be too antisocial to be on the Epstein flight logs. Kind of makes you rethink whether he was that bad to begin with..
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
they’re a lil confused but they’ve got the spirit. was that “just because it’s the law doesn’t mean it’s legal” lmao
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
boutique depression
Depression is not a choice. But you CAN choose to be depressed in an interesting or cool way instead of a loser way.
December 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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“This is for your own good, Toad” said Frog
even the frogs are experiencing sectarian warfare right now I guess
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
grinch: it’s what’s for dinner
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
skim grinch
low fat grinch. Grinch Lite ™️
December 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
low fat grinch. Grinch Lite ™️
December 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
hickory smoked grinch
December 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
is there grinch fugu. fugrinch
what does grinchmeat taste like. is it gamey?
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i love that my workplace does swag (buttons! pins! mugs!) but graphic design approval doesn’t go thru me so some of these font choices are……suboptimal
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Friend of a lot of my friends.

She was last seen in Hamtramck.

Hamtramck, Detroit, keep an eye out! And please share
🚨🚨🚨🚨MICHIGAN🚨🚨🚨🚨

Have you seen this woman?
December 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Lord, please never let me be hated by someone as skilled as that Vanity Fair photographer. Let all my haters be incompetent.
December 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
what does grinchmeat taste like. is it gamey?
December 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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grinch veal

aka vrinch
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Drowning a baby grinch in cognac before eating whole, bones and all, a napkin covering my face to hide my shame from God
December 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Nothing changes as a result of this filing and abortion pills are still available by mail in all 50 states and US territories. @plancpills.bsky.social has the info: www.plancpills.org
NEW: Louisiana and lawyer Erin Hawley of ADF just asked a federal judge to IMMEDIATELY end telemedicine prescriptions of the abortion drug mifepristone while their lawsuit against the FDA proceeds. They cite Fifth Circuit opinion and the Comstock Act of 1873
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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I was in New Orleans last week, I didn’t particularly get the impression that hearts and minds are being won anywhere there. (Maybe Covington.)
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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(already succumbing) lucky for me im even stronger on my own
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM