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therapist wrote "mark and recapture" next to my name in his session notes
October 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
therapist wrote "mark and recapture" next to my name in his session notes
Under a communist regime I would more or less continue with my daily routine of abject alcoholism and womanizing, though perhaps with a more civic-minded slant.
August 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Under a communist regime I would more or less continue with my daily routine of abject alcoholism and womanizing, though perhaps with a more civic-minded slant.
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Small minds discuss ants. Great minds discuss giant ants.
July 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Small minds discuss ants. Great minds discuss giant ants.
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Explaining to my son: birds sing because they're happy; they're happy because they get to eat bugs. We don't get to eat bugs, so we're not happy. This is the Human Condition.
July 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Explaining to my son: birds sing because they're happy; they're happy because they get to eat bugs. We don't get to eat bugs, so we're not happy. This is the Human Condition.
Watching some Tumblr-reject highbie attempt to make a post is like watching a semi-crushed ant describe a desperate circle on your kitchen floor as their remaining limbs fail them
July 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Watching some Tumblr-reject highbie attempt to make a post is like watching a semi-crushed ant describe a desperate circle on your kitchen floor as their remaining limbs fail them
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Sanity Plexus - A Boy Can Get Scared (U.K. New Wave/Post-Punk) [1989]
https://redd.it/6mekwh
https://youtu.be/mwPgSaX8Zj8
https://redd.it/6mekwh
https://youtu.be/mwPgSaX8Zj8
Sanity Plexus - A Boy Can Get Scared (U.K. New Wave/Post-Punk) [1989]
youtu.be
July 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Sanity Plexus - A Boy Can Get Scared (U.K. New Wave/Post-Punk) [1989]
https://redd.it/6mekwh
https://youtu.be/mwPgSaX8Zj8
https://redd.it/6mekwh
https://youtu.be/mwPgSaX8Zj8
ha, don’t worry too much about it, but maybe try not to bring up the all-powerful amulet at dinner - bit of a sensitive topic between the missus and I still
July 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ha, don’t worry too much about it, but maybe try not to bring up the all-powerful amulet at dinner - bit of a sensitive topic between the missus and I still
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it's friendship friday
June 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
it's friendship friday
(unprompted) it hasn’t yet reached levels that concern us
June 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
(unprompted) it hasn’t yet reached levels that concern us
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the teenage mutant ninja turtles reboot I'm watching has a much more leisurely feel. you sense that Manet, Degas, Renoir and Pissarro are up to their usual hijinx but we've long since lost any sense of them as subjects in the sprawling crowd scenes with intermingled colours
November 4, 2024 at 8:51 PM
the teenage mutant ninja turtles reboot I'm watching has a much more leisurely feel. you sense that Manet, Degas, Renoir and Pissarro are up to their usual hijinx but we've long since lost any sense of them as subjects in the sprawling crowd scenes with intermingled colours
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scenting thom yorke on the grounds, my hounds have pursued him into a thicket. he's yowling sorrowfully in his usual falsetto there. hurry, groundskeeper, my rifle
August 6, 2024 at 4:20 AM
scenting thom yorke on the grounds, my hounds have pursued him into a thicket. he's yowling sorrowfully in his usual falsetto there. hurry, groundskeeper, my rifle
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Memorandum returned for revision. Note from reviewer: "The lead author's heart is a mudded stream; there is no clarity of purpose."
May 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Memorandum returned for revision. Note from reviewer: "The lead author's heart is a mudded stream; there is no clarity of purpose."
Me and my crew? We know the shape of heaven. We've explored the contours of bliss
June 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Me and my crew? We know the shape of heaven. We've explored the contours of bliss
having 5 beers to access the Land Beyond Killing Yourself
May 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
having 5 beers to access the Land Beyond Killing Yourself
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Just got an email from HR. My pay grade has been reclassified as "Beast, Rank 1". Technically there's a raise but all the additional pay is in the form of raw meat.
May 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Just got an email from HR. My pay grade has been reclassified as "Beast, Rank 1". Technically there's a raise but all the additional pay is in the form of raw meat.
the most reliable predictor of healthy development in childhood is the early introduction of your infant to Jungle Law.
May 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
the most reliable predictor of healthy development in childhood is the early introduction of your infant to Jungle Law.
leftistly lording over my fief
May 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
leftistly lording over my fief
I'm "banned from the bar area" just because I may have gently prescribed some life-ending attitude-enhancements to one or two of the other PTA moms at the end of year party 🙄 God forbid a woman get her shiraz on!
May 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm "banned from the bar area" just because I may have gently prescribed some life-ending attitude-enhancements to one or two of the other PTA moms at the end of year party 🙄 God forbid a woman get her shiraz on!
I was just conferred a sainthood for my convincing and stirring performance of mild interest at my wretched son's school play
May 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I was just conferred a sainthood for my convincing and stirring performance of mild interest at my wretched son's school play
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i piss every time i’m in the bathroom because i’m an empath
May 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
i piss every time i’m in the bathroom because i’m an empath
I would’ve liked to give someone my favour at a hastilude, of course. But some of us are meant to die of neurosyphilis in every timeline
May 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I would’ve liked to give someone my favour at a hastilude, of course. But some of us are meant to die of neurosyphilis in every timeline
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I think you should view the remarkable similarities between your stolen bike and the one I'm riding as convergent evolution, or perhaps an artefact of some ancient cataclysm, rather than seeking a shallow ahistorical explanation.
June 4, 2023 at 7:31 PM
I think you should view the remarkable similarities between your stolen bike and the one I'm riding as convergent evolution, or perhaps an artefact of some ancient cataclysm, rather than seeking a shallow ahistorical explanation.
would you like to come to my desperate little garden party? It's likely I'll dissolve into tears at some point
May 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
would you like to come to my desperate little garden party? It's likely I'll dissolve into tears at some point
Right, it mentions in my contract here that I'm allowed to request workplace accommodations, is that correct? Would it be alright if I brought my wretched creature? He spreads untold woe and has a rather foul odour
May 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Right, it mentions in my contract here that I'm allowed to request workplace accommodations, is that correct? Would it be alright if I brought my wretched creature? He spreads untold woe and has a rather foul odour