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coddled hog slurping the dow chemical run off
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· Apr 21
I formed 17 sense-impressions today, earning me my first "Father's Cultivated Little Lad".
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the swell of her breasts was like a cool and epic sports car, and the protrusion of her ass, similarly, was like another cool and tricked-out sports car, just a different make and model
May 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
the swell of her breasts was like a cool and epic sports car, and the protrusion of her ass, similarly, was like another cool and tricked-out sports car, just a different make and model
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scenting thom yorke on the grounds, my hounds have pursued him into a thicket. he's yowling sorrowfully in his usual falsetto there. hurry, groundskeeper, my rifle
August 6, 2024 at 4:20 AM
scenting thom yorke on the grounds, my hounds have pursued him into a thicket. he's yowling sorrowfully in his usual falsetto there. hurry, groundskeeper, my rifle
SWINE KING (Gameboy Advance)
You are the smallest swineherd in your village. Manage resources like pigfeed and herd-ranging, while mastering a large skill tree, from abattoir arson to lobbying for livestock duty exemptions. Do you have what it takes to run a swine empire?
You are the smallest swineherd in your village. Manage resources like pigfeed and herd-ranging, while mastering a large skill tree, from abattoir arson to lobbying for livestock duty exemptions. Do you have what it takes to run a swine empire?
May 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
SWINE KING (Gameboy Advance)
You are the smallest swineherd in your village. Manage resources like pigfeed and herd-ranging, while mastering a large skill tree, from abattoir arson to lobbying for livestock duty exemptions. Do you have what it takes to run a swine empire?
You are the smallest swineherd in your village. Manage resources like pigfeed and herd-ranging, while mastering a large skill tree, from abattoir arson to lobbying for livestock duty exemptions. Do you have what it takes to run a swine empire?
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To the Discover tab with Mr Hater, where, accosted by a great many Repliers, I did lay about me with a great Stick til I bruised them greatly, which brought me some pleasure. Thence to Quiet Posters, where my wife awaited me, most displeased.
May 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
To the Discover tab with Mr Hater, where, accosted by a great many Repliers, I did lay about me with a great Stick til I bruised them greatly, which brought me some pleasure. Thence to Quiet Posters, where my wife awaited me, most displeased.
My phylum and class were first recorded by Soviet cryptozoologists in 1964
May 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My phylum and class were first recorded by Soviet cryptozoologists in 1964
Remarkable that nephew literature once existed, that works like Rameau's Nephew and Wittgenstein's Nephew celebrated being an eccentric half-forgotten appendix to some intellectual personage. All over now of course. Due to the nuclear family
May 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Remarkable that nephew literature once existed, that works like Rameau's Nephew and Wittgenstein's Nephew celebrated being an eccentric half-forgotten appendix to some intellectual personage. All over now of course. Due to the nuclear family
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At every trade school there's a compulsory course dedicated to the defilement of the domestic flora which the client has cultivated. The average roofer or builder will aim in the course of his career to behead thousands of nasturtiums, to leave no begonia unmolested
May 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
At every trade school there's a compulsory course dedicated to the defilement of the domestic flora which the client has cultivated. The average roofer or builder will aim in the course of his career to behead thousands of nasturtiums, to leave no begonia unmolested
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The point in posting on a dying website is to reconcile yourself in miniature to your own death. For this we thank Bluesky.
May 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The point in posting on a dying website is to reconcile yourself in miniature to your own death. For this we thank Bluesky.
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dude you dont have to get all dolled up just to come over and grill
July 27, 2023 at 3:00 PM
dude you dont have to get all dolled up just to come over and grill
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For an elegant proof of this result, see Mostowski 44. Take care to avoid the emerald boar guarding the corollary.
May 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
For an elegant proof of this result, see Mostowski 44. Take care to avoid the emerald boar guarding the corollary.
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Let's go for a walk at the
May 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Let's go for a walk at the
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perfectly circumnavigating my beige apartment
May 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
perfectly circumnavigating my beige apartment
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People who say "Take a step back and look at the bigger picture" have never actually tried taking a step back. The picture gets smaller
December 10, 2024 at 6:15 PM
People who say "Take a step back and look at the bigger picture" have never actually tried taking a step back. The picture gets smaller
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the feeling of a headache subsiding is better than every drug. but I can't feel that at will so drugs are still very useful to me
April 29, 2024 at 5:54 AM
the feeling of a headache subsiding is better than every drug. but I can't feel that at will so drugs are still very useful to me
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cigarette advertisement campaigns that would work on me:
1. prehistoric smoking at edge of cave while rain and lightning falls outside
2. purple martins smoking inside their gourd houses
3. ancient mayan pyramid builder smoking on work break
4. starbuck (moby dick) sponsorship
1. prehistoric smoking at edge of cave while rain and lightning falls outside
2. purple martins smoking inside their gourd houses
3. ancient mayan pyramid builder smoking on work break
4. starbuck (moby dick) sponsorship
May 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
cigarette advertisement campaigns that would work on me:
1. prehistoric smoking at edge of cave while rain and lightning falls outside
2. purple martins smoking inside their gourd houses
3. ancient mayan pyramid builder smoking on work break
4. starbuck (moby dick) sponsorship
1. prehistoric smoking at edge of cave while rain and lightning falls outside
2. purple martins smoking inside their gourd houses
3. ancient mayan pyramid builder smoking on work break
4. starbuck (moby dick) sponsorship
Just did my business in the bathroom admirably
May 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Just did my business in the bathroom admirably
I hate writers today, always submerging their authority in the textual field. Try having a cult of genius that looms over the text instead?
April 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I hate writers today, always submerging their authority in the textual field. Try having a cult of genius that looms over the text instead?
Wow! We asked an LLM to produce the perfect synthesis of the humanities and social sciences. It generated a single sentence: "A recession has struck the libidinal economy."
April 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Wow! We asked an LLM to produce the perfect synthesis of the humanities and social sciences. It generated a single sentence: "A recession has struck the libidinal economy."
Favourite kind of demography is the one that's like "the Millennial has a somber guffaw. Better, perhaps, than the Zoomer's anguished scream but certainly worse than the Boomer's self-satisfied laugh, their larynx thrashing about like a merchant ship being dashed against Cypriot rocks"
April 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Favourite kind of demography is the one that's like "the Millennial has a somber guffaw. Better, perhaps, than the Zoomer's anguished scream but certainly worse than the Boomer's self-satisfied laugh, their larynx thrashing about like a merchant ship being dashed against Cypriot rocks"
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ah, come in. no you're not interrupting anything. I'm merely setting up for a game of Pervert's Chess. Do you play?
April 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
ah, come in. no you're not interrupting anything. I'm merely setting up for a game of Pervert's Chess. Do you play?
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Every night the same beautiful dream. I am a French inventor, living and working assiduously during La Belle Époch, and my creation is finally complete. The “Aero-Vélo”, the world’s first flying bicycle. I am doing the final adjustments before gravity weds me, irreversibly, to the ground far below.
April 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Every night the same beautiful dream. I am a French inventor, living and working assiduously during La Belle Époch, and my creation is finally complete. The “Aero-Vélo”, the world’s first flying bicycle. I am doing the final adjustments before gravity weds me, irreversibly, to the ground far below.
"US administration announces new executive measure - being hit by a truncheon every day."
700 accounts on here:
Fucking the truncheon man for truncheon
Bro on that truncheon type beat
Truncheon got me achieving new bipedal land speeds
700 accounts on here:
Fucking the truncheon man for truncheon
Bro on that truncheon type beat
Truncheon got me achieving new bipedal land speeds
April 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"US administration announces new executive measure - being hit by a truncheon every day."
700 accounts on here:
Fucking the truncheon man for truncheon
Bro on that truncheon type beat
Truncheon got me achieving new bipedal land speeds
700 accounts on here:
Fucking the truncheon man for truncheon
Bro on that truncheon type beat
Truncheon got me achieving new bipedal land speeds
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I need a little egg shaped man in a three piece suit to follow me around and hype me up
April 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I need a little egg shaped man in a three piece suit to follow me around and hype me up