Magic Rug
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extoy.bandcamp.com/track/open-t... here's a new song 💋
open the door, by ex toy
track by ex toy
extoy.bandcamp.com
September 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
extoy.bandcamp.com/track/open-t... here's a new song 💋
extoy.bandcamp.com/track/open-t... here's a new song 💋
open the door, by ex toy
track by ex toy
extoy.bandcamp.com
September 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
extoy.bandcamp.com/track/open-t... here's a new song 💋
Explaining to my pregnant wife why it's actually a good thing that I forgot to buy the food she's craving
July 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Explaining to my pregnant wife why it's actually a good thing that I forgot to buy the food she's craving
It's a conspiracy to make you go to the dentist
June 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It's a conspiracy to make you go to the dentist
Do your own research: they're putting microchips in bags of Doritos
June 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Do your own research: they're putting microchips in bags of Doritos
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Tomb of the Unknown Small Business Owner
May 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Tomb of the Unknown Small Business Owner
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Suspects basically hate matching a description
May 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Suspects basically hate matching a description
Tomb of the Unknown Small Business Owner
May 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Tomb of the Unknown Small Business Owner
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Iannis Xenakis - Kottos (twee ukelele cover)
April 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Iannis Xenakis - Kottos (twee ukelele cover)
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I am unfortunately the voice of a generation
May 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I am unfortunately the voice of a generation
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What if a fire broke out at the conclave? Kind of a boy who cried wolf situation
BREAKING: Black smoke emerges from Sistine Chapel, meaning no new pope yet
May 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
What if a fire broke out at the conclave? Kind of a boy who cried wolf situation
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Pointless toil is about more than just money
February 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Pointless toil is about more than just money
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extoy.bandcamp.com/track/enemy Here's the first new song I've released in a long time, with more music to come soon. Synth punk from Baltimore
enemy, by ex toy
track by ex toy
extoy.bandcamp.com
May 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
extoy.bandcamp.com/track/enemy Here's the first new song I've released in a long time, with more music to come soon. Synth punk from Baltimore
You can't put the piss back in the tube
May 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
You can't put the piss back in the tube
There's only one way to truly delete one's account
May 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
There's only one way to truly delete one's account
extoy.bandcamp.com/track/enemy Here's the first new song I've released in a long time, with more music to come soon. Synth punk from Baltimore
enemy, by ex toy
track by ex toy
extoy.bandcamp.com
May 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
extoy.bandcamp.com/track/enemy Here's the first new song I've released in a long time, with more music to come soon. Synth punk from Baltimore
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"Bless you" to anyone sneezing rn
April 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"Bless you" to anyone sneezing rn
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A doomsday scenario would be devastating for the economy
November 14, 2024 at 7:47 PM
A doomsday scenario would be devastating for the economy
Congrats on making your wife your wife! 🎉
March 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Congrats on making your wife your wife! 🎉
Caesar should have known better than to trust a guy named "Brutus"
March 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Caesar should have known better than to trust a guy named "Brutus"
When you see a guy walk out of the grocery store with 36-pack of toilet paper, you know that guy wipes
March 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
When you see a guy walk out of the grocery store with 36-pack of toilet paper, you know that guy wipes
No idea why it's embarrassing for someone to walk out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to their shoe. That's someone who you know has wiped
March 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No idea why it's embarrassing for someone to walk out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to their shoe. That's someone who you know has wiped
There should be an Arlington National Cemetery for small business owners
February 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
There should be an Arlington National Cemetery for small business owners
My wife's "water just broke" (???) and she's demanding medical attention "right now." What a Karen
February 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
My wife's "water just broke" (???) and she's demanding medical attention "right now." What a Karen