Lizards
@elizardsbeth.bsky.social
He/him
Destiny 2 player (Hunter main, but I've been playing Titan for like a year now)
Pokemon Master (allegedly)
Destiny 2 player (Hunter main, but I've been playing Titan for like a year now)
Pokemon Master (allegedly)
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LE GRENOUILLE STEVE
IL EST ORAAAAAAAANGE
IL A DES BRAS
ET DES JAMBES
IL EST ORAAAAAAAANGE
IL A DES BRAS
ET DES JAMBES
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
LE GRENOUILLE STEVE
IL EST ORAAAAAAAANGE
IL A DES BRAS
ET DES JAMBES
IL EST ORAAAAAAAANGE
IL A DES BRAS
ET DES JAMBES
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our bluesky safety manager replied with this to a woman venting after ICE kidnapped her husband, and then banned her.
How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck?
if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere
@safety.bsky.app
How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck?
if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere
@safety.bsky.app
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
our bluesky safety manager replied with this to a woman venting after ICE kidnapped her husband, and then banned her.
How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck?
if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere
@safety.bsky.app
How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck?
if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere
@safety.bsky.app
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santa should check his list once and cache the results tbh. maybe add some bloom filters.
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
santa should check his list once and cache the results tbh. maybe add some bloom filters.
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SON: Can I have a cookie?
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
SON: Can I have a cookie?
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
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me in my pfp vs me on the zoom call
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
me in my pfp vs me on the zoom call
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me, ~20 years ago: "I'm a computer information science major, why is an ethics course part of my core degree requirements?"
me, today: "ah"
me, today: "ah"
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
me, ~20 years ago: "I'm a computer information science major, why is an ethics course part of my core degree requirements?"
me, today: "ah"
me, today: "ah"
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
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The stochastic terrorist administration published a list of turbulent priests.
The White House web site now includes a "media bias" tracker with a leaderboard and an offender hall of shame. www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The stochastic terrorist administration published a list of turbulent priests.
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Just drank my first regular Coke in like 2 years and I am pretty sure I could fight god and the devil too
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Just drank my first regular Coke in like 2 years and I am pretty sure I could fight god and the devil too
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"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
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Vibe coding to make slop-of-the-line software
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Vibe coding to make slop-of-the-line software
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all rivers should be lazy
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
all rivers should be lazy
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"Black Cat Angst" by Greg Stones Art
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"Black Cat Angst" by Greg Stones Art
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I would pay money for a procedure to destroy the part of my brain that remembers Billy Joel songs
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I would pay money for a procedure to destroy the part of my brain that remembers Billy Joel songs
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
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I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes
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The chocolate ration had not been reduced to 20 grams per week, but increased to 20 grams.
Trump: "If you look at affordability, which they campaigned on, they lied. Because they talked about 'Oh, prices are up' -- no, prices are down under the Trump administration and they're down substantially."
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The chocolate ration had not been reduced to 20 grams per week, but increased to 20 grams.
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Every single county in Virginia shifted Blue.
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Every single county in Virginia shifted Blue.
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
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You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?
November 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?
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If I was a pitcher who threw three huge inside pitches at a batter and one of them actually hit the batter and I didn’t want it to look intentional I would not yell “FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” at the batter
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If I was a pitcher who threw three huge inside pitches at a batter and one of them actually hit the batter and I didn’t want it to look intentional I would not yell “FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” at the batter
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Married her yesterday.
I asked my girlfriend if there was anything she wanted from the store and the first thing she asked was, “how is our cheese situation.” I’m going to marry this woman.
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Married her yesterday.
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Don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight and reclaim what they’ve taken from you
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight and reclaim what they’ve taken from you