eli
@elisohl.bsky.social
a hairless cat wearing commercially available clothes
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Every 30 minutes I let out a long blood curdling shriek to keep my mind sharp
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every 30 minutes I let out a long blood curdling shriek to keep my mind sharp
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fuck it, for the people in the back:
the jeff bezos owned washington post is the outlet responsible for making sure the primary complaint about AI was water. this may have been in part because jeff knew it was bullshit, so when amzn gets blowback they can easily prove their water footprint is small
the jeff bezos owned washington post is the outlet responsible for making sure the primary complaint about AI was water. this may have been in part because jeff knew it was bullshit, so when amzn gets blowback they can easily prove their water footprint is small
not to be conspiratorial but the outlet that successfully pushed this line and made it the primary complaint was wapo
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
fuck it, for the people in the back:
the jeff bezos owned washington post is the outlet responsible for making sure the primary complaint about AI was water. this may have been in part because jeff knew it was bullshit, so when amzn gets blowback they can easily prove their water footprint is small
the jeff bezos owned washington post is the outlet responsible for making sure the primary complaint about AI was water. this may have been in part because jeff knew it was bullshit, so when amzn gets blowback they can easily prove their water footprint is small
the other week i watched being john malkovich (for the first time, yes, i know, don't start) and it was good but i gotta say it was eye-opening re: how i sound when i talk about my pet's emotional problems
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
the other week i watched being john malkovich (for the first time, yes, i know, don't start) and it was good but i gotta say it was eye-opening re: how i sound when i talk about my pet's emotional problems
satisfactory came out on xbox a few weeks ago and i'm already almost at 100 hours played. got nerd sniped real good
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
satisfactory came out on xbox a few weeks ago and i'm already almost at 100 hours played. got nerd sniped real good
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The biggest technological revolution of our lifetime is underway and it's not AI:
Official data is in this week, and US solar continues to grow rapidly, with generation up 30% compared to last year!
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The biggest technological revolution of our lifetime is underway and it's not AI:
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Watching the NYC marathon and after a couple of minutes, my son said “what are they running from”
November 3, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Watching the NYC marathon and after a couple of minutes, my son said “what are they running from”
i've read a lot of rust code in the last five years, and i always thought of the language as powerful but tedious and boilerplate-y. but only recently have i started writing much rust code and folks holy shit. the developer tooling is way better than i ever imagined. it is so easy to write
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i've read a lot of rust code in the last five years, and i always thought of the language as powerful but tedious and boilerplate-y. but only recently have i started writing much rust code and folks holy shit. the developer tooling is way better than i ever imagined. it is so easy to write
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
you know how there's that one rich guy who just keeps giving wes anderson money to make movies? why can't we get a rich guy who just really wants more x-files
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
you know how there's that one rich guy who just keeps giving wes anderson money to make movies? why can't we get a rich guy who just really wants more x-files
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fuckin rocking out
*voight-kampff test proctor voice* it's 8 pm. there are meals you can make with what you have in your cupboards. there are meals you can make, but you're not making them. why?
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
*voight-kampff test proctor voice* it's 8 pm. there are meals you can make with what you have in your cupboards. there are meals you can make, but you're not making them. why?
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus to his disciples:
saw the bottom half of a clip from the oval office where all i could see was all that ridiculous new gold filigree, and my brain instantly parsed it as one of the absurd thrones from taskmaster
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
saw the bottom half of a clip from the oval office where all i could see was all that ridiculous new gold filigree, and my brain instantly parsed it as one of the absurd thrones from taskmaster
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
i always know what my cat is gonna say before she even starts talking
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i always know what my cat is gonna say before she even starts talking
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We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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I love it when an organisation accidentally puts its desktop on a projector, it’s like seeing your most straitlaced friend get drunk.
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I love it when an organisation accidentally puts its desktop on a projector, it’s like seeing your most straitlaced friend get drunk.
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Who wouldn't read this?!
#comicsbluesky
#comicsbluesky
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Who wouldn't read this?!
#comicsbluesky
#comicsbluesky