James
elchopo99.bsky.social
James
@elchopo99.bsky.social
i just got screamed at by freddy krueger
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We wanted to understand the legality of killing Venezuelan boaters without a trial or charges. So we talked to three unvaccinated Kid Rock fans at a Buc-ee’s in Amarillo.
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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the devil pulling out a bunch of crumpled fiddle tabs and instantly snapping a string trying to tune
February 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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The grim reaper doesn't kill you, right? He just escorts you to the afterlife? Why does he need to look like that then. Clean yourself up man, I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like this
November 18, 2024 at 3:50 PM
if you want to see the most insane, toxic nonsense ever, head on over to the eagles subreddit and see what the great ball knowers have to say about jalen hurts today.
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
its that time of year, so we get to repost one of denny's best ever pieces

www.dailydot.com/unclick/chri...
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
has an 8-4 team coming off a super bowl win ever fired their head coach in season the next year? no? well, jeffrey lurie loves to think of himself as a trailblazer and innovator, hes got a chance here to make a splash and save this season.
Nick Sirianni says, “We’re not changing the play caller.”
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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If anyone in or around Northeast Ohio (he’s currently near Akron) would be interested in helping this sweet pup out let me know!
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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h/t @adamwren.bsky.social

Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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🧵 Lowe's CEO, one of 8 Black Fortune 500 CEOs, stands firm on DEI.

"Championing Diversity Through Action: Ellison’s approach to diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) is rooted in practical change rather than public statements"

Home Depot, meanwhile, allows ICE agents to raid its parking lots.
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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It's got racism. It's offensive to people with intellectual disabilities. It's Islamophobic. Happy Thanksgiving from the president
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
5 concerts ive seen

prince 2004 (best concert ive ever seen)
van halen/hagar (surreal experience)
pearl jam 2016 when they played ten front to back (5 stars)
steely dan 2015 (so glad i saw them before walt died)
goo goo dolls 1999 (epically awful concert)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Yo La Tengo
Taylor Swift
Wilson Pickett
Gang of Four
Spice Girls
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Paul McCartney
Elvis Costello
Prince
Regina Spektor
The Replacements
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
now that 4/5 commercials on tv are about some useless AI ponzi scheme, i think about this @dennycarter.bsky.social piece more and more. and its gonna get so much worse. the next democratic admin really needs to treat AI like the crisis that it is. brain poison

badfaithtimes.com/the-machines...
The Machines Are Making Us Sick
Ghosts of 80s culture telling people to "come back" to 1985 sounds like something invented by a tech-savvy suicide cult
badfaithtimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Thanksgiving dinner is usually a long, exhausting affair with endless food and boring, unfocused conversation. Skip it this year in favor of a single bowl of Soylent for the table and a lightning round where each family member pitches an idea for disrupting an established industry with AI
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
tom brady has almost nothing interesting to say about the game. its just cliche after cliche, and things that even a novice football fan would say is obvious. and hes making like a billion dollars a year to do this.
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.

She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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slaughtering the Liberty Mutual emu for thanksgiving
June 21, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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i can't tell if that's his dick you can see but if it is it's very funny to have a helicopter fly over and take a picture of your penis while you're being loaded into an ambulance in handcuffs
Suspected shooter being led away.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM