Ben Egg
edbenegg.bsky.social
Ben Egg
@edbenegg.bsky.social
Northerner, adopted Bristolian. Likes politics, silliness, trivia and movies.
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?

Mine is: "You're gonna need a bigger avatar"
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?

Mine is:
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody avatar off!
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?

Mine is:
“Get away from her, you avatar!”
December 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Show me how your 2025 went
December 16, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Our The West Wing
December 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.

Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Submit a Claim
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF.
November 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Help, help!
Can anyone put me in touch asap with someone from
Staff LGBTQIA+ Network, UWE Bristol?
It's for a thing 🤗
October 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Cocaine so white it sprays a red cross on a mini-roundabout
Cocaine so white it went to see Oasis this summer
cocaine so white it would have voted for a third term for obama
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Alan deserves better.
August 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hang on, who put them in the hotels in the first place? Slowly the numbers have been reducing after the last government and DM labels it Labour's policy?
Daily Mail: LABOUR’S MIGRANT HOTELS POLICY IN
DISARRAY #TomorrowsPapersToday
August 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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"Keir, do you like movies about gladiators?"
July 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Anyone who posts about #totp repeats on a Friday night should be immediately exempted from the Bluesky age verification checks.
July 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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RIP Norman(n) Tebbit
July 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I’m hiring a reporter for London Centric, looking for someone smart who can use a phone, knock on doors and wants to cause trouble. Don’t care if you’ve got qualifications, just want evidence of caring about news. Initial six month contract, pay above national rates. www.londoncentric.media/p/jobs
July 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Saw a great @soozuk.bsky.social show last night in Bristol, lots of fun!
June 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Once sold a Next catalogue to Trude Mostue
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
May 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Remove a letter, ruin a film:

Enemy of the Stat
May 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Everyone?
April 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If I see the moon during the daytime I mutter to myself "that's no moon" every single time.
What's the worst joke you're committed to? Mine is to say 'thank god you're charging more for that. Every year, thousands die drilling those little holes' whenever website tries to upsell me more memory on some form of device. A joke that a) isn't funny b) no-one but me can hear.
April 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Last saved celeb pic is your therapist
April 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Not sure what to get @renodakota.bsky.social for his big day @gauntletgirl.bsky.social ?
I’m good thanks
March 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Slept in a Faithless t-shirt and, well actually I was up all night with insomnia
Slept in a Blur t shirt and was rudely awakened by the dustmen
Slept in an REM T Shirt and needed to be called till I'd wake up (called till I'd wake up) called till I'd wake up
March 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Help! Had a frustrating last minute bail out and I really need to speak to a housing association board member today (or tomorrow morning absolute latest) - if that's you please just raise your hand and DM me if I can give you call

#housing #socialhousing #ukhousing
February 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM