Nik
@earlgraywarden.bsky.social
Book collector, tv obsessor, all around stresser. Frequently napping. She/her
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HR: Did you eat Jeff's lunch?
Physicist: Quantum physics allows for all possibilities until observed.
HR: So did you eat Jeff's lunch?
Physicist: Did anyone see me eat Jeff's lunch?
HR: I hate this job so much.
Physicist: Quantum physics allows for all possibilities until observed.
HR: So did you eat Jeff's lunch?
Physicist: Did anyone see me eat Jeff's lunch?
HR: I hate this job so much.
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
HR: Did you eat Jeff's lunch?
Physicist: Quantum physics allows for all possibilities until observed.
HR: So did you eat Jeff's lunch?
Physicist: Did anyone see me eat Jeff's lunch?
HR: I hate this job so much.
Physicist: Quantum physics allows for all possibilities until observed.
HR: So did you eat Jeff's lunch?
Physicist: Did anyone see me eat Jeff's lunch?
HR: I hate this job so much.
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Current hobbies include declaring the intention to bake something and never actually baking anything, worrying about what I'll do when fascism comes to my door, and getting absolutely wrecked in matches on Magic The Gathering Arena. Also playing a lot of Fallout 4. Life feels so strange right now.
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Current hobbies include declaring the intention to bake something and never actually baking anything, worrying about what I'll do when fascism comes to my door, and getting absolutely wrecked in matches on Magic The Gathering Arena. Also playing a lot of Fallout 4. Life feels so strange right now.
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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TikTok is under right wing billionaire control now. Plan your exit strategy.
This morning, I recorded a video on TikTok about why DHS’s arguments for the power to enter homes without judicial warrants in immigration cases are bunk.
Nine hours later, TikTok still says my video is “under review,” and can’t be shared.
Well, here’s a link:
georgetown.box.com/v/Vladeck-IC...
Nine hours later, TikTok still says my video is “under review,” and can’t be shared.
Well, here’s a link:
georgetown.box.com/v/Vladeck-IC...
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
TikTok is under right wing billionaire control now. Plan your exit strategy.
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“A little help here, Danny?”
January 24, 2026 at 2:13 PM
“A little help here, Danny?”
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To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:
1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account
Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account
Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US. www.wired.com/story/tiktok...
TikTok Is Now Collecting Even More Data About Its Users. Here Are the 3 Biggest Changes
According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US.
www.wired.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 AM
To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:
1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account
Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account
Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
With everything, what bothers me isn't so much that so many people are demanding to touch the stove to see that it's hot for themselves, rather than believing what they're told, it's that they're touching the stove and also holding everyone else's hand on the stove and telling us that it's not bad.
January 24, 2026 at 2:42 AM
With everything, what bothers me isn't so much that so many people are demanding to touch the stove to see that it's hot for themselves, rather than believing what they're told, it's that they're touching the stove and also holding everyone else's hand on the stove and telling us that it's not bad.
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Sound on. This guy's cheerful-yet-realistic energy is best felt through your ear-holes, not via the captions.
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Sound on. This guy's cheerful-yet-realistic energy is best felt through your ear-holes, not via the captions.
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I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
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They only need about $5000 more to meet their goal. SURELY WE CAN DO THIS BLUESKY!
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
Support Calvary Food Shelf: Emergency Response Fundraiser on GiveMN
Help us respond to urgent community needs
www.givemn.org
January 16, 2026 at 12:07 AM
They only need about $5000 more to meet their goal. SURELY WE CAN DO THIS BLUESKY!
The look Fergus gives me when I touch a soda bottle. For some reason, both my cats are terrified of carbonated drinks.
January 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
The look Fergus gives me when I touch a soda bottle. For some reason, both my cats are terrified of carbonated drinks.
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Fact-Checking The Trump Administration On Venezuela https://theonion.com/fact-checking-the-trump-administration-on-venezuela/
January 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Fact-Checking The Trump Administration On Venezuela https://theonion.com/fact-checking-the-trump-administration-on-venezuela/
Another day, another Fallout 4 settlement so structurally impossible that it'd make an engineer weep.
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Another day, another Fallout 4 settlement so structurally impossible that it'd make an engineer weep.
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January 4, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Working a 2nd job at the theater can be physically exhausting and god knows this weekend with Stranger Things was pure madness, but, sometimes, it's so worth it.
Like getting to go to the prize room tonight and getting the SpiderGwen popcorn bucket. 😍
Like getting to go to the prize room tonight and getting the SpiderGwen popcorn bucket. 😍
January 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Working a 2nd job at the theater can be physically exhausting and god knows this weekend with Stranger Things was pure madness, but, sometimes, it's so worth it.
Like getting to go to the prize room tonight and getting the SpiderGwen popcorn bucket. 😍
Like getting to go to the prize room tonight and getting the SpiderGwen popcorn bucket. 😍
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Put it back whatever it is.
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Put it back whatever it is.
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Reading about Alberta Clippers & wtf Ontario who approved this
December 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Reading about Alberta Clippers & wtf Ontario who approved this
The Dragon Age:Origins companions could absolutely handle the Baldur's Gate 3 plot, but the BG3 companions would fall apart by Redcliffe if the roles were reversed.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Dragon Age:Origins companions could absolutely handle the Baldur's Gate 3 plot, but the BG3 companions would fall apart by Redcliffe if the roles were reversed.
I miss the hopeful days when the Do Not Call List meant something
October 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I miss the hopeful days when the Do Not Call List meant something