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Particle physics gives me a hadron
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Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
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i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days
October 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days
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Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN https://theonion.com/boy-believed-to-be-next-reincarnation-of-regional-kfc-m-1819571849/
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN https://theonion.com/boy-believed-to-be-next-reincarnation-of-regional-kfc-m-1819571849/
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Black Homeowners Receive Higher Appraisal After Displaying Pictures Of Klan Members
October 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Black Homeowners Receive Higher Appraisal After Displaying Pictures Of Klan Members
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Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez
October 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez
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I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.
But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.
But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.
October 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.
But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.
But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.
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once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
Today is a good day to cancel your Disney+ membership
September 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Today is a good day to cancel your Disney+ membership
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Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.
September 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.
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Disney didn't watch Andor
September 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Disney didn't watch Andor
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It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time:
1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society
2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society
2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time:
1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society
2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society
2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
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U.S. Military Strikes Boat Allegedly Carrying Cartel Members
https://theonion.com/u-s-military-strikes-boat-allegedly-carrying-cartel-members/
https://theonion.com/u-s-military-strikes-boat-allegedly-carrying-cartel-members/
September 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
U.S. Military Strikes Boat Allegedly Carrying Cartel Members
https://theonion.com/u-s-military-strikes-boat-allegedly-carrying-cartel-members/
https://theonion.com/u-s-military-strikes-boat-allegedly-carrying-cartel-members/
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🚨BREAKING:
Bread is now woke, according to Alex Phillips
Bread is now woke, according to Alex Phillips
August 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
🚨BREAKING:
Bread is now woke, according to Alex Phillips
Bread is now woke, according to Alex Phillips
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Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 https://theonion.com/scalpers-jack-up-price-of-colorado-rockies-ticket-to-11/
August 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 https://theonion.com/scalpers-jack-up-price-of-colorado-rockies-ticket-to-11/
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New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.
August 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.
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ICE officer playing Wolfenstein on his steam deck and shaking his head the whole time so his coworkers know he disagrees with it
August 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
ICE officer playing Wolfenstein on his steam deck and shaking his head the whole time so his coworkers know he disagrees with it
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A team went nine games without making a single goal. The fans decided to help.
August 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A team went nine games without making a single goal. The fans decided to help.
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New Law Requires 15% Of Cocaine Received By Child Actors Be Set Aside For Future https://theonion.com/new-law-requires-15-of-cocaine-received-by-child-actors-be-set-aside-for-future/
August 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New Law Requires 15% Of Cocaine Received By Child Actors Be Set Aside For Future https://theonion.com/new-law-requires-15-of-cocaine-received-by-child-actors-be-set-aside-for-future/
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