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*slaps hood of the R language for statistical computing* you can fit so many runtime dynamic type errors in this baby
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
*slaps hood of the R language for statistical computing* you can fit so many runtime dynamic type errors in this baby
you pronounce camus like samus. i pronounce samus like camus. we are not the same
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
you pronounce camus like samus. i pronounce samus like camus. we are not the same
these are actually incredible if you read them in colonel kurtz's voice
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
these are actually incredible if you read them in colonel kurtz's voice
eyeing the closed doors in my home and instinctively checking my pockets for keys and gems
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
eyeing the closed doors in my home and instinctively checking my pockets for keys and gems
would love to know what percentage of open-source projects are motivated by pure spite towards microsoft
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
would love to know what percentage of open-source projects are motivated by pure spite towards microsoft
emily dickinson was the first true poster. consider:
1. only interacted with friends through short cryptic text messages
2. creative use of capitalization and punctuation
3. categorically refused to touch grass
1. only interacted with friends through short cryptic text messages
2. creative use of capitalization and punctuation
3. categorically refused to touch grass
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
emily dickinson was the first true poster. consider:
1. only interacted with friends through short cryptic text messages
2. creative use of capitalization and punctuation
3. categorically refused to touch grass
1. only interacted with friends through short cryptic text messages
2. creative use of capitalization and punctuation
3. categorically refused to touch grass
switching to nixos because i like my config files tidy and my drama messy
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
switching to nixos because i like my config files tidy and my drama messy
i used to think i was "good at the computer" but trying to set up neovim for elixir development on nixos has thoroughly disabused me of this notion
October 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
i used to think i was "good at the computer" but trying to set up neovim for elixir development on nixos has thoroughly disabused me of this notion
extremely funny for a corporate official to be like "our product, nay our entire product class, is functionally unworkable"
Every appeal gets reviewed by moderators, but literally no social media site at scale can scan user content in a timely fashion for violations using only humans. They do not retain or train on any Bsky user data or images.
October 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
extremely funny for a corporate official to be like "our product, nay our entire product class, is functionally unworkable"
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Playground
Lidgerwood, ND
Lidgerwood, ND
October 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Playground
Lidgerwood, ND
Lidgerwood, ND
ICE officer playing Wolfenstein on his steam deck and shaking his head the whole time so his coworkers know he disagrees with it
August 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
ICE officer playing Wolfenstein on his steam deck and shaking his head the whole time so his coworkers know he disagrees with it
if they'd put a fraction of that LLM money into making a word processor that actually formats tables and images properly, you'd have office workers dancing in the streets
August 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
if they'd put a fraction of that LLM money into making a word processor that actually formats tables and images properly, you'd have office workers dancing in the streets
i refuse to have a single midlife crisis. i can easily have three, and i believe four is achievable
August 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i refuse to have a single midlife crisis. i can easily have three, and i believe four is achievable
motion to replace the word "discourse" with the word "foolishness"
August 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
motion to replace the word "discourse" with the word "foolishness"
the funniest possible read of this is that with the right priming we could do it, we could bully/manipulate doug ford into going vegan www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Premier Ford vows to start 'hunting down' Ontario scientists doing medical research on dogs | CBC News
Premier Doug Ford warned Ontario scientists who use cats and dogs in research experiments that he would be "hunting" them down to end such work after an investigative article revealed beagles had been...
www.cbc.ca
August 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
the funniest possible read of this is that with the right priming we could do it, we could bully/manipulate doug ford into going vegan www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
completing my sombre annual ritual of googling "duncan the wonder dog show two"
August 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
completing my sombre annual ritual of googling "duncan the wonder dog show two"
intro to imperative programming: programs are like recipes. if you can explain how to make a PB&J sandwich, you can code! 😊
intro to functional programming: programs are like compositions of set comprehensions. if you can define a bijection between hilbert spaces, you can code! 🥰
intro to functional programming: programs are like compositions of set comprehensions. if you can define a bijection between hilbert spaces, you can code! 🥰
August 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
intro to imperative programming: programs are like recipes. if you can explain how to make a PB&J sandwich, you can code! 😊
intro to functional programming: programs are like compositions of set comprehensions. if you can define a bijection between hilbert spaces, you can code! 🥰
intro to functional programming: programs are like compositions of set comprehensions. if you can define a bijection between hilbert spaces, you can code! 🥰
finally learning some haskell, based purely on the strength of their bsky community's posting game
August 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
finally learning some haskell, based purely on the strength of their bsky community's posting game
gpt5 is phd-level, but the problem is it's always a phd from the exact wrong department for your question
August 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
gpt5 is phd-level, but the problem is it's always a phd from the exact wrong department for your question
incredible pull from the library book sale. the story is about as terrible as you'd expect for an unauthorized arnold lobel/roddenberry/lucas crossover that absolutely no one wanted, but the cover absolutely rules
July 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
incredible pull from the library book sale. the story is about as terrible as you'd expect for an unauthorized arnold lobel/roddenberry/lucas crossover that absolutely no one wanted, but the cover absolutely rules
winnie the pooh (1926) is a heartwarming children's tale, until chapter 7, when they conspire to kidnap a child to blackmail the parent into leaving the forest????
July 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
winnie the pooh (1926) is a heartwarming children's tale, until chapter 7, when they conspire to kidnap a child to blackmail the parent into leaving the forest????
the ones who walk away from omelettes (vegans and lacto-vegetarians)
July 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
the ones who walk away from omelettes (vegans and lacto-vegetarians)
no static analysis goes unpunished
July 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
no static analysis goes unpunished
(kicking in the door of the lion's hall euchre club) umm euchre's total global player base is orders of magnitude below pokemon's, this is a big problem for you guys
July 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
(kicking in the door of the lion's hall euchre club) umm euchre's total global player base is orders of magnitude below pokemon's, this is a big problem for you guys
rebranding markov chains as "small language models" and pitching it to masayoshi son for 50 billion dollars plus HST
July 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
rebranding markov chains as "small language models" and pitching it to masayoshi son for 50 billion dollars plus HST