Devon 🐋
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Devon 🐋
@dwhale.bsky.social
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the best meal at LAX terminal 5 is three uncrustables for $2.49 each from the I ❤️ LA store. when flying Spirit you will certainly not regret three uncrustables for $2.49 each from the I ❤️ LA store
March 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Always waking up with mysterious bruises I didn't have the night before. Can only surmise I'm being visited by The Night Boxer
November 23, 2024 at 2:59 AM
please save me Kenneth 30
Rock. Kenneth 30 Rock save me please Kenneth 30 Rock
November 22, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: go chiefs baby
You: how's your day going?
Me: there's a one-in-four chance tucker carlson khs
January 26, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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the thing about this is that it is all imaginary. nothing in the accusation is true. and there's nothing the biden administration could do that would prevent abbott and other republicans from pretending that we have open borders
Oh also I think Texas has declared war on Mexico? Seems bad.
gov.texas.gov/uploads/file...
January 24, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Gotta say that the successive waves of layoffs across American journalism just as the next US election may ultimately lead to a dictatorship is not especially encouraging for the future of that country.
January 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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“Wow, where did all this hate for trans people and college professors come from? Anyway, here’s part 421 of our in depth series ‘Is the President of Harvard trying to make your kid trans? Sources differ!’”
January 21, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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i love when the nyt does an expose like "ok, here's what we spent the last few months complicit in"
January 21, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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all of the worlds dullest ThoughtBoys are languidly rotating towards "race science" because each of them has had a moment where a person of color has dunked on them online and their brains are just now being like "what if this person.. wasn't allowed to do that"
January 20, 2024 at 1:13 PM
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claim: no more cough
side effects: meet the hatman
Imagine making lean out of this
January 16, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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[deep sigh] this was pretty good
Oh my fucking god.
January 17, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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A sort of thread that meanders into various people's replies about anti-Palestinian racism in Israel and how it's not actually some unique thing that has no other analogy anywhere else that white USians could not possibly fathom, because come on.

(Whose land are *you* on, again??*)

*Rhetorical q
Wrong analogy. How about: White supremacy & the denial of the harms that policing and carceral systems (& systemic racism in housing, education, healthcare, etc, + how these systems are intertwined) cause and how the systems are DESIGNED.

How about banning the 1619 Project + teaching history.
a lot of things are true.
the refusal to grasp this is a non-trivial amount of the problem
www.lifeisasacredtext.com
January 17, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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every 6 months they hatch a new guy out of the artificial wombs at the youtuber factory and then later i learn about him for the first time when a girl accuses him of foot fetish based sexual harassment or whatever
January 17, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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Is the cheese…you know?
January 8, 2024 at 5:13 AM
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English is an absurd language. Somehow, a stick bug is pretty much exactly what you’d expect while crab grass is an absolute letdown.
January 13, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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Ah yes nothing says I’m the good guy like going on a rant about how The Hague can’t stop you
January 13, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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A red-pilled Portland neo-Nazi describes the globalist brainwashing he'd supposedly received in public schools and college, but which he's now shed. This was written in 1965.
January 13, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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i feel like every time i walk past a bakery it smells like bread. what the hell are they doing in there
January 12, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Worth noting that the 'crisis' of kids socially transitioning at school without notifying their parents was almost entirely seeded by a NYT article. Even in conservative states, this was nowhere on the legislative agenda a year ago and now it's everywhere.
December 17, 2023 at 3:00 PM
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when you are a billionaire who understands how journalism works
January 11, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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tired: crop circles

wired:
January 10, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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Huge extremely dumb drawing fan
January 7, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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they call it ADDERall because its made entirely out of snakes
January 7, 2024 at 4:25 PM