Victor Catano
@vgcatano.bsky.social
Novelist, Staff Writer for TheWorkprint.com
Find my books here:
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Victor-Catano/author/B01EVNJ552
Find my books here:
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Victor-Catano/author/B01EVNJ552
I want everyone who was fervently telling me that Drake Maye was the real NFL MVP, and not simply the product of a cupcake schedule, to sit in the corner and STFU
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I want everyone who was fervently telling me that Drake Maye was the real NFL MVP, and not simply the product of a cupcake schedule, to sit in the corner and STFU
Very excited to see how NBC tries to censor a stadium full of people chanting FUCK ICE.
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Very excited to see how NBC tries to censor a stadium full of people chanting FUCK ICE.
Hahahahahaha!
Brilliant gambit, dipshit.
The artists can’t refuse to play at your theatre if you shut it down.
Brilliant gambit, dipshit.
The artists can’t refuse to play at your theatre if you shut it down.
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Hahahahahaha!
Brilliant gambit, dipshit.
The artists can’t refuse to play at your theatre if you shut it down.
Brilliant gambit, dipshit.
The artists can’t refuse to play at your theatre if you shut it down.
This is HILARIOUS. The vanity doc Melania is currently at 6% on Rotten Tomatoes. The viewer score is 99%, and you have never read more obvious review bombs from plants in your life. “A standing ovation from a sold out theater!!!!” Sorry, the gaming chair you’re watching from is not a “theater.”
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 PM
This is HILARIOUS. The vanity doc Melania is currently at 6% on Rotten Tomatoes. The viewer score is 99%, and you have never read more obvious review bombs from plants in your life. “A standing ovation from a sold out theater!!!!” Sorry, the gaming chair you’re watching from is not a “theater.”
January 31, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Reposted by Victor Catano
Reposted by Victor Catano
“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 📲
January 24, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 📲
To quote a great filmmaker, fix your hearts or die.
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 AM
To quote a great filmmaker, fix your hearts or die.
F1 for best picture? Seriously? It was a fun movie, especially in IMAX, but best picture?
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 PM
F1 for best picture? Seriously? It was a fun movie, especially in IMAX, but best picture?
Share a television show that raised you.
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Share a television show that raised you.
Are you fucking kidding me?
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Are you fucking kidding me?
Absolutely a perfect character moment. JJJ hates Spider-Man, but he won’t burn a source.
JK Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson immediately lying and saying he gets the pictures of Spider-Man in the mail
This is a favorite question to ask. Favorite little moment of kindness in a movie? I'm thinking of Tim Blake Nelson leaving money on the sill after they steal a pie in O Brother.
January 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Absolutely a perfect character moment. JJJ hates Spider-Man, but he won’t burn a source.
Can we start a GoFundMe to buy Tom Brady a goddamn thesaurus? If I hear him say “wow” one more time…
January 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Can we start a GoFundMe to buy Tom Brady a goddamn thesaurus? If I hear him say “wow” one more time…
Hey remember when Bills coach Sean McDermott tried to get the tush push banned last year, calling it unsafe?
He had no problem having a banged up Josh Allen run it multiple times today to secure a win.
It’s only “unsafe” if the Bills get beat, amirite?
billswire.usatoday.com/story/sports...
He had no problem having a banged up Josh Allen run it multiple times today to secure a win.
It’s only “unsafe” if the Bills get beat, amirite?
billswire.usatoday.com/story/sports...
Buffalo Bills' Sean McDermott takes strong stance against 'tush push'
Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott shared thoughts on the tush push at the NFL coaches meeting, saying he supports banning it due to safety.
billswire.usatoday.com
January 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Hey remember when Bills coach Sean McDermott tried to get the tush push banned last year, calling it unsafe?
He had no problem having a banged up Josh Allen run it multiple times today to secure a win.
It’s only “unsafe” if the Bills get beat, amirite?
billswire.usatoday.com/story/sports...
He had no problem having a banged up Josh Allen run it multiple times today to secure a win.
It’s only “unsafe” if the Bills get beat, amirite?
billswire.usatoday.com/story/sports...
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only.
January 11, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only.
Reposted by Victor Catano
Note from a veteran police reporter:
NAMING law officers who use lethal force under any and every circumstance IS NOT doxxing. It is journalism. Officers who invoke lethal force are ID'd publicly as a standard -- or were when we were a republic. Asdress, no. Name, rank, posting, etc. -- yes.
NAMING law officers who use lethal force under any and every circumstance IS NOT doxxing. It is journalism. Officers who invoke lethal force are ID'd publicly as a standard -- or were when we were a republic. Asdress, no. Name, rank, posting, etc. -- yes.
January 9, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Note from a veteran police reporter:
NAMING law officers who use lethal force under any and every circumstance IS NOT doxxing. It is journalism. Officers who invoke lethal force are ID'd publicly as a standard -- or were when we were a republic. Asdress, no. Name, rank, posting, etc. -- yes.
NAMING law officers who use lethal force under any and every circumstance IS NOT doxxing. It is journalism. Officers who invoke lethal force are ID'd publicly as a standard -- or were when we were a republic. Asdress, no. Name, rank, posting, etc. -- yes.
Reposted by Victor Catano
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by Victor Catano
“We may not always succeed, but never will we be accused of lacking the courage to try.”
Zohran Mamdani
1 January 2026
Zohran Mamdani
1 January 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
“We may not always succeed, but never will we be accused of lacking the courage to try.”
Zohran Mamdani
1 January 2026
Zohran Mamdani
1 January 2026
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Wine
Sex
Pizza
Bring it on!
Wine
Sex
Pizza
Bring it on!
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Wine
Money
Friend
Wine
Money
Friend
December 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Wine
Sex
Pizza
Bring it on!
Wine
Sex
Pizza
Bring it on!
Dr. No You Cannot Have An Extension
For Your Eyes Only: The Tragic Tale of a Rejected Manuscript
make a Bond movie academic:
Publish or Perish Another Day
Publish or Perish Another Day
December 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Dr. No You Cannot Have An Extension
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 🎁
A largely Christmas themed week! Happy holidays!
A largely Christmas themed week! Happy holidays!
December 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 🎁
A largely Christmas themed week! Happy holidays!
A largely Christmas themed week! Happy holidays!
2026 is going to be my year
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
2026 is going to be my year
And now, the traditional Christmas Nutcracker…
Flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, BOLLARD.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
December 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
And now, the traditional Christmas Nutcracker…
And Tiny Tim, who in all this excitement can’t remember if he fired five shots or six, asks if you feel lucky, punk…
And Tiny Tim, who can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with; who doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear; and who absolutely will not die, ever, until you are dead…
December 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
And Tiny Tim, who in all this excitement can’t remember if he fired five shots or six, asks if you feel lucky, punk…