Victor Catano
@vgcatano.bsky.social
Novelist, Staff Writer for TheWorkprint.com
Find my books here:
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Find my books here:
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Victor-Catano/author/B01EVNJ552
Pope-ular.
You’re gonna be pope-u-lar
You’re gonna be pope-u-lar
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Pope-ular.
You’re gonna be pope-u-lar
You’re gonna be pope-u-lar
They have to make a lot of hoary jokes while dancing, though.
a woman in a pink dress holds a stuffed animal
ALT: a woman in a pink dress holds a stuffed animal
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November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
They have to make a lot of hoary jokes while dancing, though.
I thought he and Ivanka had read the room properly and fucked off to Palm Beach with their money.
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I thought he and Ivanka had read the room properly and fucked off to Palm Beach with their money.
Who among us has not slept with at least two of the people we were writing about?
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Who among us has not slept with at least two of the people we were writing about?
At least there weren’t any stupid locusts in this one.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
At least there weren’t any stupid locusts in this one.
Criss Angel told you he was a freak. It was right in the name.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Criss Angel told you he was a freak. It was right in the name.
We had the Eagles and Chiefs last year… Is Hallmark just going to work through all the teams over the next decade?
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We had the Eagles and Chiefs last year… Is Hallmark just going to work through all the teams over the next decade?
It’s a wonderful movie. I should watch it again
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It’s a wonderful movie. I should watch it again
So... is this an immediate mistrial or dismissal?
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
So... is this an immediate mistrial or dismissal?
I was out with friends last night, and one of them brought up the Olympic pole vaulter who lost because his massive dong knocked the bar off during his jump, and we all had a good chuckle.
So yes, more harmless yet wacky memeable news, please.
So yes, more harmless yet wacky memeable news, please.
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I was out with friends last night, and one of them brought up the Olympic pole vaulter who lost because his massive dong knocked the bar off during his jump, and we all had a good chuckle.
So yes, more harmless yet wacky memeable news, please.
So yes, more harmless yet wacky memeable news, please.
Reposted by Victor Catano
“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”
The devil magic ran out, and getting trounced by the Eagles took away the mystique.
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The devil magic ran out, and getting trounced by the Eagles took away the mystique.
I'm getting the same scam emails as Scalzi!
MADE IT, MA! I'M A REAL BIG TIME AUTHOR!
MADE IT, MA! I'M A REAL BIG TIME AUTHOR!
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I'm getting the same scam emails as Scalzi!
MADE IT, MA! I'M A REAL BIG TIME AUTHOR!
MADE IT, MA! I'M A REAL BIG TIME AUTHOR!
So... just not have a lil snack between 8 am and 12 pm?
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
So... just not have a lil snack between 8 am and 12 pm?
Now, offense catch up. And AJ catch some of those balls thrown your way.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Now, offense catch up. And AJ catch some of those balls thrown your way.
You say “regress to the mean,” I say “the devil magic finally ran out.”
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
You say “regress to the mean,” I say “the devil magic finally ran out.”
It’s hard to imagine what would be more incriminating than what’s come out so far.
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
It’s hard to imagine what would be more incriminating than what’s come out so far.
Right. I am 100% in agreement that we put too many people in jail and for too long and that police often abuse their power.
But there are still going to be dangerous criminals in society and you need to answer the most basic questions about what you’re going to do about them.
But there are still going to be dangerous criminals in society and you need to answer the most basic questions about what you’re going to do about them.
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Right. I am 100% in agreement that we put too many people in jail and for too long and that police often abuse their power.
But there are still going to be dangerous criminals in society and you need to answer the most basic questions about what you’re going to do about them.
But there are still going to be dangerous criminals in society and you need to answer the most basic questions about what you’re going to do about them.
You really do not have to post every thought that enters your head. Please, I’m begging people.
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You really do not have to post every thought that enters your head. Please, I’m begging people.
What? Don’t you like eating W’s?
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What? Don’t you like eating W’s?
How about if she still thinks David Hogg is a “crisis actor” who faked the Parkland shooting?
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
How about if she still thinks David Hogg is a “crisis actor” who faked the Parkland shooting?