Victor Catano
@vgcatano.bsky.social
Novelist, Staff Writer for TheWorkprint.com
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Happy Thanksgiving!
My girlfriend is a vegetarian, so this year I get to try an alternative turkey.
I told her I was looking forward to trying her Tofurkey.
She looked at me and said “no one looks forward to trying Tofurkey.”
My girlfriend is a vegetarian, so this year I get to try an alternative turkey.
I told her I was looking forward to trying her Tofurkey.
She looked at me and said “no one looks forward to trying Tofurkey.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
My girlfriend is a vegetarian, so this year I get to try an alternative turkey.
I told her I was looking forward to trying her Tofurkey.
She looked at me and said “no one looks forward to trying Tofurkey.”
My girlfriend is a vegetarian, so this year I get to try an alternative turkey.
I told her I was looking forward to trying her Tofurkey.
She looked at me and said “no one looks forward to trying Tofurkey.”
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Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. New York City, USA. 1988.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. New York City, USA. 1988.
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
Unironically same. Even the “worst” Star Wars still has fun stuff. AOTC has the Yoda vs Dooku Jedi duel, for instance
okay you got me I love all Star Wars, yes even ATTACK OF THE CLONES
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Unironically same. Even the “worst” Star Wars still has fun stuff. AOTC has the Yoda vs Dooku Jedi duel, for instance
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, Charlie Brown?
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, Charlie Brown?
When they said (they said)
Repent (repent!)
Repent (repent!)
I wonder what they meant…
Repent (repent!)
Repent (repent!)
I wonder what they meant…
And the whole damn place goes crazy twice
And it's once for the Devil, and once for Christ
But the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
We're busted in the blinding lights
Of closing time (closing time, closing time, closing time)
And it's once for the Devil, and once for Christ
But the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
We're busted in the blinding lights
Of closing time (closing time, closing time, closing time)
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
When they said (they said)
Repent (repent!)
Repent (repent!)
I wonder what they meant…
Repent (repent!)
Repent (repent!)
I wonder what they meant…
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched
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“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”
Every year we get bombarded with articles about How To Fix The Oscars. Hey, you want to boost ratings? Why not show DOLLY PARTON AND TOM CRUISE getting Oscars on the main broadcast and not at an untelevised event in November??? This isn't hard! AMPAS, hire me!
www.goldderby.com/film/2025/20...
www.goldderby.com/film/2025/20...
‘Cinema is not built by one person’: Tom Cruise gets his Oscar at star-studded Governors Awards
Inside the 2026 Governors Awards
www.goldderby.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Every year we get bombarded with articles about How To Fix The Oscars. Hey, you want to boost ratings? Why not show DOLLY PARTON AND TOM CRUISE getting Oscars on the main broadcast and not at an untelevised event in November??? This isn't hard! AMPAS, hire me!
www.goldderby.com/film/2025/20...
www.goldderby.com/film/2025/20...
The only relatable thing about Trump is that he also plays his favorite musicals when he’s spiraling.
Guys, he’s crashing out and playing “Phantom!” Glorious.
(video from Jake Traylor @ MSNOW?)
(video from Jake Traylor @ MSNOW?)
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The only relatable thing about Trump is that he also plays his favorite musicals when he’s spiraling.
Age yourself with gaming.
This game absolutely ruled.
This game absolutely ruled.
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Age yourself with gaming.
This game absolutely ruled.
This game absolutely ruled.
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
Look at what @riotgrlerin.bsky.social did to my girl! So cool!
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Look at what @riotgrlerin.bsky.social did to my girl! So cool!
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
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Relieved that voters resoundingly rejected this fascist bullshit.
Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear.
Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.
Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear.
Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Relieved that voters resoundingly rejected this fascist bullshit.
Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear.
Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.
Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear.
Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.
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Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live
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I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
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Just got my Covid booster and I had a $60 co-pay, thanks to that anti-vax fuckwit RFK sabotaging vaccine directives. I hope he gets botulism from his raw milk.
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Just got my Covid booster and I had a $60 co-pay, thanks to that anti-vax fuckwit RFK sabotaging vaccine directives. I hope he gets botulism from his raw milk.
I am so glad that the election is tomorrow, because it means I will no longer have to suffer through Andrew Cuomo’s racist garbage during ad breaks on Jeopardy.
Get out and vote Mamdani and banish Cuomo back to the suburbs.
Get out and vote Mamdani and banish Cuomo back to the suburbs.
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I am so glad that the election is tomorrow, because it means I will no longer have to suffer through Andrew Cuomo’s racist garbage during ad breaks on Jeopardy.
Get out and vote Mamdani and banish Cuomo back to the suburbs.
Get out and vote Mamdani and banish Cuomo back to the suburbs.
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November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Trey Yesavage struck out 12 batters and walked none in seven innings of one-run ball in Game 5 of the freakin' World Series.
He also generated 23 whiffs tonight, the most by any pitcher in the World Series in the pitch-tracking era (since 2008).
Here are his dozen strikeouts against the Dodgers.
He also generated 23 whiffs tonight, the most by any pitcher in the World Series in the pitch-tracking era (since 2008).
Here are his dozen strikeouts against the Dodgers.
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Trey Yesavage struck out 12 batters and walked none in seven innings of one-run ball in Game 5 of the freakin' World Series.
He also generated 23 whiffs tonight, the most by any pitcher in the World Series in the pitch-tracking era (since 2008).
Here are his dozen strikeouts against the Dodgers.
He also generated 23 whiffs tonight, the most by any pitcher in the World Series in the pitch-tracking era (since 2008).
Here are his dozen strikeouts against the Dodgers.
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Last summer, Trey Yesavage was still pitching in college. Tonight, he pitched seven innings of one-run, three-hit ball on the road at Dodger Stadium in Game 5 of the World Series.
He becomes the first pitcher ever to strike out 12 and walk zero in a World Series game.
He becomes the first pitcher ever to strike out 12 and walk zero in a World Series game.
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Last summer, Trey Yesavage was still pitching in college. Tonight, he pitched seven innings of one-run, three-hit ball on the road at Dodger Stadium in Game 5 of the World Series.
He becomes the first pitcher ever to strike out 12 and walk zero in a World Series game.
He becomes the first pitcher ever to strike out 12 and walk zero in a World Series game.