DukeVulture - Zombie Goblin Wizard
@dukevulture.bsky.social
Leftist, goblin, #MagictheGathering nerd
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https://www.moxfield.com/users/DukeVulture
twitch.tv/DukeVulture
Perfect Magic Cards: https://bsky.app/search?q=from%3Adukevulture.bsky.social+perfect+magic+card
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Bluesky, this is Scamp. He's a good boy.
Lol lmao even
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Lol lmao even
I guess Dominoes is embracing the new gilded age?
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I guess Dominoes is embracing the new gilded age?
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muppet starship troopers could fix us
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
muppet starship troopers could fix us
It's my birthday!
Hey everyone. My birthday is next week. If you'd like to do something for me, fill this thread with receipts from donations to: PCRF, Planned Parenthood, Trans Lifeline or [YOUR LOCAL FOOD BANK].
(Scamp for engagement)
(Scamp for engagement)
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's my birthday!
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Trump has reportedly been in conversation with Paramount and his billionaire ally Larry Ellison about a potential takeover of CNN that would include firing journalists he dislikes.
Billionaire control of the media is a danger to us all.
Billionaire control of the media is a danger to us all.
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Trump has reportedly been in conversation with Paramount and his billionaire ally Larry Ellison about a potential takeover of CNN that would include firing journalists he dislikes.
Billionaire control of the media is a danger to us all.
Billionaire control of the media is a danger to us all.
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A quarter zip isn’t weed?!?! It’s a sweater!?!!
a picture of a sponge wearing a pirate hat with a gold circle around it
ALT: a picture of a sponge wearing a pirate hat with a gold circle around it
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
A quarter zip isn’t weed?!?! It’s a sweater!?!!
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women's toilets should have urinals because why is it only men that get cake?
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
women's toilets should have urinals because why is it only men that get cake?
You see, the woman is a hamburger because she's fat, and the man is the hot dog because penis.
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You see, the woman is a hamburger because she's fat, and the man is the hot dog because penis.
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cute nicknames for your partner:
The Wretched Beast
The Evil Demon
The Loathsome Villain
The Vile Creature
The Wretched Beast
The Evil Demon
The Loathsome Villain
The Vile Creature
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
cute nicknames for your partner:
The Wretched Beast
The Evil Demon
The Loathsome Villain
The Vile Creature
The Wretched Beast
The Evil Demon
The Loathsome Villain
The Vile Creature
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Pssssst! All that finger wagging about “political violence” and violent rhetoric was a bunch of nonsense, BTW.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Pssssst! All that finger wagging about “political violence” and violent rhetoric was a bunch of nonsense, BTW.
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It's Trans Day of Remembrance.
They won't ever be able to get rid of us, no matter what. No amount of hateful legislation can change the fact of our existence.
They won't ever be able to get rid of us, no matter what. No amount of hateful legislation can change the fact of our existence.
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's Trans Day of Remembrance.
They won't ever be able to get rid of us, no matter what. No amount of hateful legislation can change the fact of our existence.
They won't ever be able to get rid of us, no matter what. No amount of hateful legislation can change the fact of our existence.
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Trans Day of Remembrance. Pour one out for our trans siblings lost and keep *living* in their honor.
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Trans Day of Remembrance. Pour one out for our trans siblings lost and keep *living* in their honor.
Yes! Hahaha... Yes! I have the day off tomorrow for my birthday.
And only have to work 3 days next week because Thanksgiving.
And only have to work 3 days next week because Thanksgiving.
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Yes! Hahaha... Yes! I have the day off tomorrow for my birthday.
And only have to work 3 days next week because Thanksgiving.
And only have to work 3 days next week because Thanksgiving.
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First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
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Fresh out, gang
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Fresh out, gang
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John Fetterman looks like temu Forrest Gump
November 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
John Fetterman looks like temu Forrest Gump
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found his polar opposite
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
found his polar opposite
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This is me if you even care 😒
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This is me if you even care 😒
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toxic yuri pride flag
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
toxic yuri pride flag