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Beyond the Machina!
@beyondthemachina.bsky.social
He/They, Bi. I make cool stuff I think is pretty rad. I do not and will not sell Proxies. Check out my links https://linktr.ee/beyond_the_machina

Email: beyondthemachina@gmail.com
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This is a (mostly) blank canvas

I want to fill it up, but I need your help

For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas

once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!

Want something on there? details in comments below!
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the only people whose opinion on Greenland we should be listening to are the Greenlandic indigenous communities.
January 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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If you can behold a Jim Henson production and feel only cringe, your soul is irrevocably broken. You are a shattered vessel of a person, unfit for true civilization.
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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I may have thought about @spice8rack.bsky.social when I heard that line. 😂
January 6, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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spoilers
January 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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“Hexing Squelcher” , 18”x 24”, oil on gessobord. AD: Deborah Garcia. A new piece for MtG’s Lorwyn Eclipsed.

The original oil painting is currently being auction on the Facebook Mtg art market page.
January 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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I finally got to watch and just like it was exactly what I wanted but I grew up on Fraggle Rock, Dark Crystal, Labyrinth 🤷‍♂️

Also obvious Boggart Bias but come on
If you can behold a Jim Henson production and feel only cringe, your soul is irrevocably broken. You are a shattered vessel of a person, unfit for true civilization.
January 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Hm
I love my Kalemne deck, I have been updating it since I first built it in like 2021

But some of the cards in it have skyrocketed in price, and I‘m considering cutting some of the cards that are worth more money than they are fun

Like I love esper sentinel. I don’t 70$ love Esper sentinel
January 6, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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abundance democrats rn
January 6, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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@oz-edgewalker.bsky.social let me know earlier… check it out!

now the 2nd time one of my
Alters has shown up on @tolariancommunitycollege.com’s SHUFFLE UP & PLAY. This time being featured by friend @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social legendary Ria Ivor deck!

Who knows! Maybe someday I’ll show up lmao
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Not only are these still available, I'll lower the cost to $100 so I can refill some of my art supplies.

DM to claim!
Now that Christmas has come and passed, I wanted to throw these back out there! I am still selling these original pieces.

I am asking $150, which includes shipping.

Gorillaz and LOOT are on 9x14 Panel Canvas
The others are on 9x11 Mixed Media Parchment.
All are acrylic and micron pen.
#fanart
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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This week on Casual Magic, I'm joined by the delightful @joelaremagic.bsky.social to discuss magic content creation in a shortform-centric world! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Kj...
Commander, Collections and Chase Rares with @JoelareMagic | Casual Magic Ep. 310
YouTube video by Casual Magic with Shivam Bhatt
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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🦎LIZARD🦎
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
This is one of my fave & most reference memes. I am Sharing it with y’all in case y’all haven’t seen it :)
January 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Terrible Tuesday? No problem 😉👌
January 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.

Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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@everyone
January 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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TCC is the biggest youtube channel in Magic, with 1.25 million subscribers. He's also an unrelenting voice for diversity and inclusion in the game, constantly highlighting visible and invisible minorities on his flagship show, like this almost all trans pod. Just a shining beacon of doing it right.
Today I am joined by @veradrew22.bsky.social, @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social, and our very own Jesse Robkin to determine who can be the biggest baddie of Commander?

It's probably Jesse, but....oh, god, Bugs brought infect? Well, let's watch and find out here: youtu.be/qZZgj9je0BA

#MagicTheGathering
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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It has come to my attention that Brion is super dead

So uh
That’s his twin Biron
IT'S #MTGLorwyn DAY!
This will be the #GiantAmbassador master post

As your arguably official Giant Ambassador, it is my job to catalogue and give my thoughts on *all* of the Lorwyn Eclipsed giants.
Which will be added to this post as they are revealed

Time to hit the big time 🌩️
January 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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“I reeled from the blow, and then suddenly, I knew exactly what to do. Within moments, estrogen was mine.”
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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Get you some of these! They are delightful and they come wax sealed. What's not to like?
For those interested, I have a wizard token and a medieval manuscript inspired bird token available as well :)

Bird: ko-fi.com/s/43aebf85e3

Wizard: ko-fi.com/s/c3fa8c6549
January 6, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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the girl in this image was a pioneer for the scene we have today i think
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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Another successful mail day 💜💜💜
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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dropping to $100!! reposts are appreciated
ewitsbre.gay bre @ewitsbre.gay · Nov 28
baja blast doggy (fursona's ooold design) is UFS!!!

▪︎ asking $150 for em
▪︎ comes w the art below + extras that aren't shown as well
▪︎ reply or shoot a dm if interested in claiming them

🔁 reposts are highly appreciated!! tysm 🔁🩵
#furry #furryart #ocforsale
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM