Beyond the Machina!
@beyondthemachina.bsky.social
He/They, Bi. I make cool stuff I think is pretty rad. I do not and will not sell Proxies. Check out my links https://linktr.ee/beyond_the_machina
Email: beyondthemachina@gmail.com
Email: beyondthemachina@gmail.com
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This is a (mostly) blank canvas
I want to fill it up, but I need your help
For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas
once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!
Want something on there? details in comments below!
I want to fill it up, but I need your help
For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas
once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!
Want something on there? details in comments below!
I got some sick alters to show off to yall later today 👀
One will be for sale, the other is a commission, both are really cool and were fun to make.
For now though…I sleep
One will be for sale, the other is a commission, both are really cool and were fun to make.
For now though…I sleep
kirby is sleeping on a pillow in a bed .
ALT: kirby is sleeping on a pillow in a bed .
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January 10, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I got some sick alters to show off to yall later today 👀
One will be for sale, the other is a commission, both are really cool and were fun to make.
For now though…I sleep
One will be for sale, the other is a commission, both are really cool and were fun to make.
For now though…I sleep
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he wanted to shoot her. she didn't play his games. so he shot her. three times. he shot her and called her a bitch. while she bled out and died and her wife screamed.
fuck you Jonathan ross, may your respite from peace be short.
she was nothing but cordial in the face of fascism.
he wanted to.
fuck you Jonathan ross, may your respite from peace be short.
she was nothing but cordial in the face of fascism.
he wanted to.
January 10, 2026 at 8:49 AM
he wanted to shoot her. she didn't play his games. so he shot her. three times. he shot her and called her a bitch. while she bled out and died and her wife screamed.
fuck you Jonathan ross, may your respite from peace be short.
she was nothing but cordial in the face of fascism.
he wanted to.
fuck you Jonathan ross, may your respite from peace be short.
she was nothing but cordial in the face of fascism.
he wanted to.
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i'm advising all of my listeners to invest in canned goods and shotguns
January 10, 2026 at 10:47 AM
i'm advising all of my listeners to invest in canned goods and shotguns
Damn is Townes Van Zandt’s music so fucking good.
Had a short but quite satisfying little cry while working due to just feeling the music and vibing with it
Had a short but quite satisfying little cry while working due to just feeling the music and vibing with it
January 10, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Damn is Townes Van Zandt’s music so fucking good.
Had a short but quite satisfying little cry while working due to just feeling the music and vibing with it
Had a short but quite satisfying little cry while working due to just feeling the music and vibing with it
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Human Artists, use only 1 piece to convince people to follow you!
January 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Human Artists, use only 1 piece to convince people to follow you!
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I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount
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invading a sovereign space with a shitload of armed men under the pretense of ensuring safety, murdering innocents and intimidating the locals, then declaring anyone who opposes these actions to be a terrorist looks a lot like declaring war without saying it.
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
invading a sovereign space with a shitload of armed men under the pretense of ensuring safety, murdering innocents and intimidating the locals, then declaring anyone who opposes these actions to be a terrorist looks a lot like declaring war without saying it.
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The full list of Giants and giant adjacent spells in #MTGLotwyn!
IT'S #MTGLorwyn DAY!
This will be the #GiantAmbassador master post
As your arguably official Giant Ambassador, it is my job to catalogue and give my thoughts on *all* of the Lorwyn Eclipsed giants.
Which will be added to this post as they are revealed
Time to hit the big time 🌩️
This will be the #GiantAmbassador master post
As your arguably official Giant Ambassador, it is my job to catalogue and give my thoughts on *all* of the Lorwyn Eclipsed giants.
Which will be added to this post as they are revealed
Time to hit the big time 🌩️
January 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
The full list of Giants and giant adjacent spells in #MTGLotwyn!
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Lol yeah I saw a TikTok earlier of a person telling any ice agents watching that there was an encampment of immigrants hidden in the Appalachian mountains and they communicated exclusively through whistles and names
January 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Lol yeah I saw a TikTok earlier of a person telling any ice agents watching that there was an encampment of immigrants hidden in the Appalachian mountains and they communicated exclusively through whistles and names
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SHIVERS - Snow falls and there is no answer. Some things are not for mortals to know.
January 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
SHIVERS - Snow falls and there is no answer. Some things are not for mortals to know.
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"Did I post this?"
Poke-Trainer Sisay!
Not for sale.
Poke-Trainer Sisay!
Not for sale.
January 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
"Did I post this?"
Poke-Trainer Sisay!
Not for sale.
Poke-Trainer Sisay!
Not for sale.
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Squen and Moira fully colored
#lorwyn #lorwyneclipsed #lorwynsquen #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgfanart #digitalart
#lorwyn #lorwyneclipsed #lorwynsquen #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgfanart #digitalart
January 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Squen and Moira fully colored
#lorwyn #lorwyneclipsed #lorwynsquen #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgfanart #digitalart
#lorwyn #lorwyneclipsed #lorwynsquen #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgfanart #digitalart
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Aaaaand the last Mountain for now! Onto something a little different next
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Aaaaand the last Mountain for now! Onto something a little different next
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your honor i was simply saying "the ice" to alert them of the slippery streets in their native language
January 10, 2026 at 3:48 AM
your honor i was simply saying "the ice" to alert them of the slippery streets in their native language
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If people make you sick…
You gotta cook ‘em longer.
You gotta cook ‘em longer.
January 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
If people make you sick…
You gotta cook ‘em longer.
You gotta cook ‘em longer.
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HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you
January 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you
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Looking at the token list for the new Lorwyn set, I should have enough linocut material to make all the tokens from it. It could be cool to have a linocut token booster for people when it comes out 🤔🤔🤔
Changeling token
Linocut on cardstock
Tried a dark cobalt with this weird little goober.
Linocut on cardstock
Tried a dark cobalt with this weird little goober.
January 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Looking at the token list for the new Lorwyn set, I should have enough linocut material to make all the tokens from it. It could be cool to have a linocut token booster for people when it comes out 🤔🤔🤔
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When you walk in and the band starts screaming in excitement 😌
January 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
When you walk in and the band starts screaming in excitement 😌
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The vid def shows them better!
I think these turned out pretty cool! What do yall think?
Its a style I don’t get to do a whole often as it’s just not a lot of people’s cup of tea, but I do enjoy sending friends & creators I respect (if they want the alters that is) cards in the style as a gift :)
I think these turned out pretty cool! What do yall think?
Its a style I don’t get to do a whole often as it’s just not a lot of people’s cup of tea, but I do enjoy sending friends & creators I respect (if they want the alters that is) cards in the style as a gift :)
January 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
The vid def shows them better!
I think these turned out pretty cool! What do yall think?
Its a style I don’t get to do a whole often as it’s just not a lot of people’s cup of tea, but I do enjoy sending friends & creators I respect (if they want the alters that is) cards in the style as a gift :)
I think these turned out pretty cool! What do yall think?
Its a style I don’t get to do a whole often as it’s just not a lot of people’s cup of tea, but I do enjoy sending friends & creators I respect (if they want the alters that is) cards in the style as a gift :)
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Human Artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you.
January 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Human Artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you.
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And the memeing has begun
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
And the memeing has begun
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Some of the wonderful art by our HUMAN (+ Gremlin) Artists!
And now, what you've all been waiting for!
The Enemy Creatures of the #MTGJRPG!
For some creatures, the built-in graphics were close enough to use recolored, but in most cases, we needed new art!
Superthread below!
(Listed alphabetically!)
(Credit your artists! It ain't that hard!)
The Enemy Creatures of the #MTGJRPG!
For some creatures, the built-in graphics were close enough to use recolored, but in most cases, we needed new art!
Superthread below!
(Listed alphabetically!)
(Credit your artists! It ain't that hard!)
January 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Some of the wonderful art by our HUMAN (+ Gremlin) Artists!
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Sometimes I think it's impossible that the general population could be that stupid, and then I give someone my address to pick up an item from a buy-nothing group and they have the audacity to tell me my address must be wrong
Like bestie I assure you I'm not the one who's wrong here
Like bestie I assure you I'm not the one who's wrong here
January 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Sometimes I think it's impossible that the general population could be that stupid, and then I give someone my address to pick up an item from a buy-nothing group and they have the audacity to tell me my address must be wrong
Like bestie I assure you I'm not the one who's wrong here
Like bestie I assure you I'm not the one who's wrong here
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as long as you're looking at all these maps
know that Tacos El Kevin makes very good tacos
They also have a "Taco Donut" which is 20 tacos for $60 and you get a free Jarritos 2 liter soda with it. Important
know that Tacos El Kevin makes very good tacos
They also have a "Taco Donut" which is 20 tacos for $60 and you get a free Jarritos 2 liter soda with it. Important
January 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
as long as you're looking at all these maps
know that Tacos El Kevin makes very good tacos
They also have a "Taco Donut" which is 20 tacos for $60 and you get a free Jarritos 2 liter soda with it. Important
know that Tacos El Kevin makes very good tacos
They also have a "Taco Donut" which is 20 tacos for $60 and you get a free Jarritos 2 liter soda with it. Important
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HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you.
January 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you.