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Mayhem wit da teef 😁
@mayhemkavu.bsky.social
Kavu Queen! Nerd, dork, Trans fem gender non conforming mess of a human. DemiOmniSexual BiRomantic She/her/for the bit. Kinda like Green Lanterns and Magic the Gathering i guess
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The people who are my mutuals on here mean so much to me. I know I'm a strange hermit since we never socialize but they make life worth it.
a man is crying with water dripping from his eyes .
Alt: a man is crying with water dripping from his eyes .
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December 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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43. Guy Gardner? Trans masc
December 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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79. Steve Trevor: trans femme. She’ll figure it out
December 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Oh, right ...
December 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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We need to unleash our inner Philly
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Watched a horror movie for date night. It's about a CEO born after 9/11, drinking 25 year old soda, complaining that owning a business bigger/richer than Amazon isn't good enough because it isn't the single company that owns all IPs.
a video game character waving at another character with the words cool written in yellow
Alt: a video game character waving at another character with the words cool written in yellow
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December 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Forget the question should pineapple be on a pizza. Should Dill Pickles be on a pizza?
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Donald Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!?
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I’m so sorry for making you look at his face
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Use Alt Text. Just do it.
September 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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🌟End of Year Collar Raffle!🌟
I'm giving away this black & brass puppy collar, adjustable 12"-22", with free shipping! Ends 12/16

To enter:
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⚠ Must be 18+
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#BSNM #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #raffle #GiveAway
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Sanar is definitely me in today's story.
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I kinda understand @sorinmarkov.bsky.social a little better today.
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Oh…oh my

#MtgECL
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm sorry to everyone who woke up dreading today but I woke up and saw titties(more than one pair) so I hope my fortune balances out your despair.
a cat with big eyes is saying im sorry ..
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December 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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🌟End of Year Collar Raffle!🌟
I'm giving away this black & brass puppy collar, adjustable 12"-22", with free shipping! Ends 12/16

To enter:
⭐ Follow me
⭐ Repost this skeet

⚠ Must be 18+
⚠ Must have a USA shipping address (sorry 😭)

#BSNM #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #raffle #GiveAway
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I was a child at a cookout and I was asked hotdog or hamburger, I answered Yes. And since that moment I have always answered Yes to either or.
Why are you polyamorous?

Wrong answers only:

I'm trapped In the infinite samsara of finding my lovers over and over in this life and the next... occasionally a new one sneaks in.
I like to have an assortment of delicious, hot stimming toys 😏
December 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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LORWYN
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
After listening to today's story I had a thought. These kids are strixhaven aligned but they run into groups that aren't, this might make them 3 colors when in card form.
a woman says i have a theory in front of a man
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December 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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January 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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-Your right me, play along.
-No, I'm an idiot with a job. Go grindset.
➡️Is this inspiration? I think I just played too much Disco Elysium in one sitting last night.

Be that as it may, the narration continues, unaware of its cover being blown. I wonder, would others like to see more of these posts?
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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[Inland Empire] Take it a bit slower babe. You're making reality less fun. Maybe humor the narrative, it's awfully creative? Inspiration is rarely handed to you on a silver platter like this.
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Limbs rotate, the body becomes vertical, and you're struck by a realization. You now have an internal narrator. This is not your usual internal monologue.
Right there! See? It just did it again!

-I missed it, do it again
➡️I don't have time for this loop, my alarm is in two minutes.
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM