Bats, Advocatus Diaboli
@javabat.bsky.social
She/they. 34. Queens, NY. 🏳️🌈 🏴☠️ Formerly Batwoman NYC. Cosplay. D&D (Zeta, tiefling roguelock). Miniatures. MTG. Music. Guitars. Gaming. Recovering comic book fan. Cancer survivor. Pfp by @inkviral.bsky.social.
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"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too
somehow, some way, we need to give this yahoo menstrual cramps
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
somehow, some way, we need to give this yahoo menstrual cramps
That time of year again! I want to experience childlike joy this holiday season (since last year was the beginning of my health decline). I was a big fan of Advent calendars in my youth and I would love to have one this season, for funsies.
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November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
That time of year again! I want to experience childlike joy this holiday season (since last year was the beginning of my health decline). I was a big fan of Advent calendars in my youth and I would love to have one this season, for funsies.
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the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence
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OH MY GOD they're letting us play with the cool kids I CANNOT WAIT come see us at 5pm eastern for our VERY FIRST EARLY ACCESS EVENT!
🤯
Thanks @mtgarena.com!
(I'll have redemptions for funny hats turned on for chat because I love y'all.)
🤯
Thanks @mtgarena.com!
(I'll have redemptions for funny hats turned on for chat because I love y'all.)
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
OH MY GOD they're letting us play with the cool kids I CANNOT WAIT come see us at 5pm eastern for our VERY FIRST EARLY ACCESS EVENT!
🤯
Thanks @mtgarena.com!
(I'll have redemptions for funny hats turned on for chat because I love y'all.)
🤯
Thanks @mtgarena.com!
(I'll have redemptions for funny hats turned on for chat because I love y'all.)
Friendly reminder to go through your bulk, I just found a Dolman Gate in a pile of cards tucked away in an old Bloomburrow prerelease box
Tom Senya GIF
Alt: Mr. Rogers, wearing his iconic green sweater, sits by a staircase and puts a clown mask over his face.
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November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Friendly reminder to go through your bulk, I just found a Dolman Gate in a pile of cards tucked away in an old Bloomburrow prerelease box
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Since I didn't seal the cover it's already fading so I redrew it on paper and added both my favorite medieval frog drawings
Not sad about the cover tho I can wipe it away and change it often🤔
Not sad about the cover tho I can wipe it away and change it often🤔
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Since I didn't seal the cover it's already fading so I redrew it on paper and added both my favorite medieval frog drawings
Not sad about the cover tho I can wipe it away and change it often🤔
Not sad about the cover tho I can wipe it away and change it often🤔
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Uh oh, you scrolled too far, too greedily, too deep: you have encountered a balrog.
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Uh oh, you scrolled too far, too greedily, too deep: you have encountered a balrog.
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September 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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I hate this joke, more and more, every single year.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I hate this joke, more and more, every single year.
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November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I hate the cold weather because it’s impossible to get a comfortable temperature in this apartment
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I hate the cold weather because it’s impossible to get a comfortable temperature in this apartment
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
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Leo: Congratulations! Or deepest sympathies. It's still unclear.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Leo: Congratulations! Or deepest sympathies. It's still unclear.
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"One Piece isn't political!"
Okay.
Anyway
Okay.
Anyway
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"One Piece isn't political!"
Okay.
Anyway
Okay.
Anyway
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Here's a robot design and drawing of a kobold I did a while ago for a client 😈 ✨
I had so much fun designing the goat automaton, it was super fun!!
#commission #kobold #characterdesign #art #dndart #dnd #ttrpg #artificer #dndartist #ocsky
I had so much fun designing the goat automaton, it was super fun!!
#commission #kobold #characterdesign #art #dndart #dnd #ttrpg #artificer #dndartist #ocsky
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Here's a robot design and drawing of a kobold I did a while ago for a client 😈 ✨
I had so much fun designing the goat automaton, it was super fun!!
#commission #kobold #characterdesign #art #dndart #dnd #ttrpg #artificer #dndartist #ocsky
I had so much fun designing the goat automaton, it was super fun!!
#commission #kobold #characterdesign #art #dndart #dnd #ttrpg #artificer #dndartist #ocsky
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a fishing mini game
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
a fishing mini game
Gender pendulum is swinging femme today
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Gender pendulum is swinging femme today
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November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Can anyone id that really sad, gentle piano song they’ve been using in Critical Role campaign 4 for me? I need to ruin my life by playing it on repeat.
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Can anyone id that really sad, gentle piano song they’ve been using in Critical Role campaign 4 for me? I need to ruin my life by playing it on repeat.
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Don't get obsessed with another Ashley Johnson Tall Goth Challenge: Failed (happily)
#vaelus #criticalrole
#vaelus #criticalrole
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Don't get obsessed with another Ashley Johnson Tall Goth Challenge: Failed (happily)
#vaelus #criticalrole
#vaelus #criticalrole