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@mayhemkavu.bsky.social
Kavu Queen! Nerd, dork, Trans fem gender non conforming mess of a human. DemiOmniSexual BiRomantic She/her/for the bit. Kinda like Green Lanterns and Magic the Gathering i guess
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a man is crying with water dripping from his eyes .
Alt: a man is crying with water dripping from his eyes .
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The people who are my mutuals on here mean so much to me. I know I'm a strange hermit since we never socialize but they make life worth it.
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We need to unleash our inner Philly
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
We need to unleash our inner Philly
Watched a horror movie for date night. It's about a CEO born after 9/11, drinking 25 year old soda, complaining that owning a business bigger/richer than Amazon isn't good enough because it isn't the single company that owns all IPs.
a video game character waving at another character with the words cool written in yellow
Alt: a video game character waving at another character with the words cool written in yellow
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December 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Watched a horror movie for date night. It's about a CEO born after 9/11, drinking 25 year old soda, complaining that owning a business bigger/richer than Amazon isn't good enough because it isn't the single company that owns all IPs.
Forget the question should pineapple be on a pizza. Should Dill Pickles be on a pizza?
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Forget the question should pineapple be on a pizza. Should Dill Pickles be on a pizza?
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Donald Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!?
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Donald Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!?
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I’m so sorry for making you look at his face
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m so sorry for making you look at his face
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Use Alt Text. Just do it.
September 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Use Alt Text. Just do it.
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Morning raffle boost!
#BSNM #handmade #leather #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #furryart #PupPlay #PetPlay #raffle #giveaway
#BSNM #handmade #leather #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #furryart #PupPlay #PetPlay #raffle #giveaway
🌟End of Year Collar Raffle!🌟
I'm giving away this black & brass puppy collar, adjustable 12"-22", with free shipping! Ends 12/16
To enter:
⭐ Follow me
⭐ Repost this skeet
⚠ Must be 18+
⚠ Must have a USA shipping address (sorry 😭)
#BSNM #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #raffle #GiveAway
I'm giving away this black & brass puppy collar, adjustable 12"-22", with free shipping! Ends 12/16
To enter:
⭐ Follow me
⭐ Repost this skeet
⚠ Must be 18+
⚠ Must have a USA shipping address (sorry 😭)
#BSNM #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #raffle #GiveAway
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Sanar is definitely me in today's story.
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sanar is definitely me in today's story.
I kinda understand @sorinmarkov.bsky.social a little better today.
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I kinda understand @sorinmarkov.bsky.social a little better today.
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December 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm sorry to everyone who woke up dreading today but I woke up and saw titties(more than one pair) so I hope my fortune balances out your despair.
a cat with big eyes is saying im sorry ..
Alt: a cat with big eyes is saying im sorry ..
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December 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm sorry to everyone who woke up dreading today but I woke up and saw titties(more than one pair) so I hope my fortune balances out your despair.
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
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🌟End of Year Collar Raffle!🌟
I'm giving away this black & brass puppy collar, adjustable 12"-22", with free shipping! Ends 12/16
To enter:
⭐ Follow me
⭐ Repost this skeet
⚠ Must be 18+
⚠ Must have a USA shipping address (sorry 😭)
#BSNM #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #raffle #GiveAway
I'm giving away this black & brass puppy collar, adjustable 12"-22", with free shipping! Ends 12/16
To enter:
⭐ Follow me
⭐ Repost this skeet
⚠ Must be 18+
⚠ Must have a USA shipping address (sorry 😭)
#BSNM #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #raffle #GiveAway
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
🌟End of Year Collar Raffle!🌟
I'm giving away this black & brass puppy collar, adjustable 12"-22", with free shipping! Ends 12/16
To enter:
⭐ Follow me
⭐ Repost this skeet
⚠ Must be 18+
⚠ Must have a USA shipping address (sorry 😭)
#BSNM #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #raffle #GiveAway
I'm giving away this black & brass puppy collar, adjustable 12"-22", with free shipping! Ends 12/16
To enter:
⭐ Follow me
⭐ Repost this skeet
⚠ Must be 18+
⚠ Must have a USA shipping address (sorry 😭)
#BSNM #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #raffle #GiveAway
I was a child at a cookout and I was asked hotdog or hamburger, I answered Yes. And since that moment I have always answered Yes to either or.
Why are you polyamorous?
Wrong answers only:
I'm trapped In the infinite samsara of finding my lovers over and over in this life and the next... occasionally a new one sneaks in.
Wrong answers only:
I'm trapped In the infinite samsara of finding my lovers over and over in this life and the next... occasionally a new one sneaks in.
I like to have an assortment of delicious, hot stimming toys 😏
December 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I was a child at a cookout and I was asked hotdog or hamburger, I answered Yes. And since that moment I have always answered Yes to either or.
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After listening to today's story I had a thought. These kids are strixhaven aligned but they run into groups that aren't, this might make them 3 colors when in card form.
a woman says i have a theory in front of a man
Alt: a woman says i have a theory in front of a man
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December 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
After listening to today's story I had a thought. These kids are strixhaven aligned but they run into groups that aren't, this might make them 3 colors when in card form.
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-Your right me, play along.
-No, I'm an idiot with a job. Go grindset.
➡️Is this inspiration? I think I just played too much Disco Elysium in one sitting last night.
Be that as it may, the narration continues, unaware of its cover being blown. I wonder, would others like to see more of these posts?
-No, I'm an idiot with a job. Go grindset.
➡️Is this inspiration? I think I just played too much Disco Elysium in one sitting last night.
Be that as it may, the narration continues, unaware of its cover being blown. I wonder, would others like to see more of these posts?
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
-Your right me, play along.
-No, I'm an idiot with a job. Go grindset.
➡️Is this inspiration? I think I just played too much Disco Elysium in one sitting last night.
Be that as it may, the narration continues, unaware of its cover being blown. I wonder, would others like to see more of these posts?
-No, I'm an idiot with a job. Go grindset.
➡️Is this inspiration? I think I just played too much Disco Elysium in one sitting last night.
Be that as it may, the narration continues, unaware of its cover being blown. I wonder, would others like to see more of these posts?
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[Inland Empire] Take it a bit slower babe. You're making reality less fun. Maybe humor the narrative, it's awfully creative? Inspiration is rarely handed to you on a silver platter like this.
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
[Inland Empire] Take it a bit slower babe. You're making reality less fun. Maybe humor the narrative, it's awfully creative? Inspiration is rarely handed to you on a silver platter like this.
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Limbs rotate, the body becomes vertical, and you're struck by a realization. You now have an internal narrator. This is not your usual internal monologue.
Right there! See? It just did it again!
-I missed it, do it again
➡️I don't have time for this loop, my alarm is in two minutes.
Right there! See? It just did it again!
-I missed it, do it again
➡️I don't have time for this loop, my alarm is in two minutes.
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Limbs rotate, the body becomes vertical, and you're struck by a realization. You now have an internal narrator. This is not your usual internal monologue.
Right there! See? It just did it again!
-I missed it, do it again
➡️I don't have time for this loop, my alarm is in two minutes.
Right there! See? It just did it again!
-I missed it, do it again
➡️I don't have time for this loop, my alarm is in two minutes.
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You begin to fade but then...
[Shivers]: IT SHALL SOON ARRIVE, HERALDED BY THE BLUE LIT BOX AND ITS ALARMING FANFARE!
Prepare yourself, you have little time, creature (disdain).
Sight is unwillingly restored, and you view the time between shuddered lashes. 6:28, two minutes before your alarm.
[Shivers]: IT SHALL SOON ARRIVE, HERALDED BY THE BLUE LIT BOX AND ITS ALARMING FANFARE!
Prepare yourself, you have little time, creature (disdain).
Sight is unwillingly restored, and you view the time between shuddered lashes. 6:28, two minutes before your alarm.
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
You begin to fade but then...
[Shivers]: IT SHALL SOON ARRIVE, HERALDED BY THE BLUE LIT BOX AND ITS ALARMING FANFARE!
Prepare yourself, you have little time, creature (disdain).
Sight is unwillingly restored, and you view the time between shuddered lashes. 6:28, two minutes before your alarm.
[Shivers]: IT SHALL SOON ARRIVE, HERALDED BY THE BLUE LIT BOX AND ITS ALARMING FANFARE!
Prepare yourself, you have little time, creature (disdain).
Sight is unwillingly restored, and you view the time between shuddered lashes. 6:28, two minutes before your alarm.
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Consciousness. A brief realization that you have limbs. A choice stirs within you... Do you attempt to move these so called "limbs", or return back to the sweet nothingness of the void?
➡️I would like the sweet nothingness, ma'am. It was great last time.
-Wake me up (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)!
➡️I would like the sweet nothingness, ma'am. It was great last time.
-Wake me up (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)!
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Consciousness. A brief realization that you have limbs. A choice stirs within you... Do you attempt to move these so called "limbs", or return back to the sweet nothingness of the void?
➡️I would like the sweet nothingness, ma'am. It was great last time.
-Wake me up (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)!
➡️I would like the sweet nothingness, ma'am. It was great last time.
-Wake me up (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)!
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