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Mayhem wit da teef 😁
@mayhemkavu.bsky.social
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Kavu Queen! Nerd, dork, Trans fem gender non conforming mess of a human. DemiOmniSexual BiRomantic She/her/for the bit. Kinda like Green Lanterns and Magic the Gathering i guess
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My gut response is...
Guttural Response {R/G} Instant Counter target blue instant spell. Wort had a raiding-bellow that could shatter steel, melt auras, and slice countermagic in half. Illustrated by Matt Cavotta
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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How about this
Tradtional swedish clothing Swidish Bunad
December 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Forget the question should pineapple be on a pizza. Should Dill Pickles be on a pizza?
Photo of a Pickle Bacon Ranch Pizza
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I would recommend Environmental Sciences. While not the most synergistic it is definitely a class they would take.
Environmental Sciences {2} Sorcery — Lesson Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 2 life. First-years quickly learn how the Vastlands earned its name. Illustrated by Jokubas Uogintas
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Guttural Response {R/G} Instant Counter target blue instant spell. Wort had a raiding-bellow that could shatter steel, melt auras, and slice countermagic in half. Illustrated by Matt Cavotta
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Love it in Imodane, goes great with stuffy doll.
Mine Collapse {3}{R} Instant If it’s your turn, you may sacrifice a Mountain rather than pay this spell’s mana cost. Mine Collapse deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. “Good ol’ rock,” muttered Rhirhok as the shaking began. “Nice ol’ rock….” Illustrated by Bud Cook
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Post a close-up selfie if you're so inclined
The Eye of Mayhem
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Banner is riding that Gamma wave, we gotta save him.
Defend the Rider {G} Instant Choose one — • Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. • Create a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with “This token saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater.” Lagorin would not lose another. Illustrated by Raph Lomotan
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Gwen got you again
Duke was doing something and Gwen interrupted
December 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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When you go to your old discord server and Deleted User was the last message
07:48AM We might not be close But I'm happy we talked a little And we were nice to each other By Nessi J
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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I offer my favorite angel to you
Enduring Angel {2}{W}{W}{W} Creature — Angel Flying, double strike You have hexproof. If your life total would be reduced to 0 or less, instead transform this creature and your life total becomes 3. Then if this creature didn’t transform this way, you lose the game. 3/3 Illustrated by Irina Nordsol Angelic Enforcer Color Indicator: WhiteCreature — Angel Flying You have hexproof. Angelic Enforcer’s power and toughness are each equal to your life total. Whenever this creature attacks, double your life total. */* Illustrated by Irina Nordsol
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Hug the puppy ♥️
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Myriad landscape if I'm being responsible. The fun answer is Cleansing Wildfire. Got an Indestructible land?, wildfire is ramp AND draw, need to just churn your deck?, target mana used to pay for itself and your deck is 2 cards lighter for 2 mana. Don't play green?, good this is mono-red Bae Bee!
Cleansing Wildfire {1}{R} Sorcery Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Draw a card. Every rebirth looks like a death. Illustrated by Mathias Kollros
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Can't wait until you have like 6 mega-corporations running everything.
Text that reads: We live in a dystopia But not the cool kind On top of a picture of a man in a trench coat next to a chef preparing food. Text at bottom that reads: like wearing a trench coat and eating noodle soup in the rain at Chinatown cool
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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I think victorian style maid outfits are the cutest also long skirt allows for hidden fun.
Screenshot of 2 maid outfit styles Victorian (Afternoon) & Victorian (Morning)
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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You blame capitalism for fish? Yes sent at 10:21 pm
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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My realistic Pokemon team
My realistic Pokemon team includes: Tropius, Roggenrola, Shiny Quilladin, Ludicolo (male), Furfrou(Natural Form), and Croconaw.
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I feel that
Combination of 🫠 and 🫠 emoji
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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You paint in a *looks at picture* way 😊
An amazing artwork that says Good Girl Illustrated by @ma-8.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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It's a lil slow but it feels like it should be behind Alloy
Rimewood Falls Snow Land — Forest Island ({T}: Add {G} or {U}.) This land enters tapped. “For a fortnight, our warband lay still beneath the icy waters, breathing through reeds as we waited for the great bear to appear.” —Iskene, Kannah storyteller Illustrated by Piotr Dura
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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This one, you are playing a mana value matters deck.
Scornful Egotist {7}{U} Creature — Human Wizard Morph {U} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) “Once I was human. Now I am far more.” 1/1 Illustrated by Jim Nelson
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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From elsewhere a truth more need to see
Robots with clear plastic plating are Exhibitionist followed by photo of a iMac G3 and a gunpla figure and we love them.
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Yay! I'm in the flirtle!
Emoji combination of 💞 and 😈
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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But you could also be in ecstasy
Someone weighing options
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Combination of the 😔 emoji and the 😰 emoji
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM