Beyond the Machina!
@beyondthemachina.bsky.social
He/They, Bi. I make cool stuff I think is pretty rad. I do not and will not sell Proxies. Check out my links https://linktr.ee/beyond_the_machina
Email: beyondthemachina@gmail.com
Email: beyondthemachina@gmail.com
Pinned
This is a (mostly) blank canvas
I want to fill it up, but I need your help
For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas
once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!
Want something on there? details in comments below!
I want to fill it up, but I need your help
For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas
once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!
Want something on there? details in comments below!
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Hey friends. Take a moment and remember to live. Because were only guaranteed today, and only this life. Make the most of life, every single day, and make it the best you can. Because the ability to try and live is a blessing, one we should all make the most of. I love you. I always will. Goodnight.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Hey friends. Take a moment and remember to live. Because were only guaranteed today, and only this life. Make the most of life, every single day, and make it the best you can. Because the ability to try and live is a blessing, one we should all make the most of. I love you. I always will. Goodnight.
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A good friend doesn't just support you in spaces you share, they advocate for you in rooms you're not in.
@reversalwizrd.bsky.social did that for me and Brad, and that's why we got to participate in the amazing streamer event today.
Get yourself a friend like Keontaye.
Be a friend like Keontaye.
@reversalwizrd.bsky.social did that for me and Brad, and that's why we got to participate in the amazing streamer event today.
Get yourself a friend like Keontaye.
Be a friend like Keontaye.
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
A good friend doesn't just support you in spaces you share, they advocate for you in rooms you're not in.
@reversalwizrd.bsky.social did that for me and Brad, and that's why we got to participate in the amazing streamer event today.
Get yourself a friend like Keontaye.
Be a friend like Keontaye.
@reversalwizrd.bsky.social did that for me and Brad, and that's why we got to participate in the amazing streamer event today.
Get yourself a friend like Keontaye.
Be a friend like Keontaye.
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Truly on a mission from gahd.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Truly on a mission from gahd.
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we can't keep doing this shit, dude. this shit is the end game of capitalism, we need to correct like, immediately.
self interested capitalists with a left veneer tripping over themselves to protect a pile of money shitting child abusers just to catch a single bill
what the fuck are we doing.
self interested capitalists with a left veneer tripping over themselves to protect a pile of money shitting child abusers just to catch a single bill
what the fuck are we doing.
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
we can't keep doing this shit, dude. this shit is the end game of capitalism, we need to correct like, immediately.
self interested capitalists with a left veneer tripping over themselves to protect a pile of money shitting child abusers just to catch a single bill
what the fuck are we doing.
self interested capitalists with a left veneer tripping over themselves to protect a pile of money shitting child abusers just to catch a single bill
what the fuck are we doing.
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November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Disappointed to learn there’s no good video essay on why gremlins is one of the most perfect Christmas movies
I want it, but am not able to put it into existence
I want it, but am not able to put it into existence
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Disappointed to learn there’s no good video essay on why gremlins is one of the most perfect Christmas movies
I want it, but am not able to put it into existence
I want it, but am not able to put it into existence
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
My buddy Patrick and I got pretty dang stoned and had a, more or less, three course meal consisting of Mexican dip and lime tortillas chips, lemon pepper chicken pizza, and poor man’s seafood Jambalaya.
It all cost about 23$
It all cost about 23$
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My buddy Patrick and I got pretty dang stoned and had a, more or less, three course meal consisting of Mexican dip and lime tortillas chips, lemon pepper chicken pizza, and poor man’s seafood Jambalaya.
It all cost about 23$
It all cost about 23$
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I joke around about being Horny on main, but for real I'm not gonna Alter magic cards to be Explicitly Sexual.
My alters will always be appropriate to play in a public setting, some may be a bit suggestive, or feature Characters From adult media, but nothing more.
Seriously.
My alters will always be appropriate to play in a public setting, some may be a bit suggestive, or feature Characters From adult media, but nothing more.
Seriously.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I joke around about being Horny on main, but for real I'm not gonna Alter magic cards to be Explicitly Sexual.
My alters will always be appropriate to play in a public setting, some may be a bit suggestive, or feature Characters From adult media, but nothing more.
Seriously.
My alters will always be appropriate to play in a public setting, some may be a bit suggestive, or feature Characters From adult media, but nothing more.
Seriously.
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death is not good enough i need these freaks burned at the stake and for all of their ashes to be combined into some sort of Hell Cube and then we burn that cube like 64 thousand more times
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
death is not good enough i need these freaks burned at the stake and for all of their ashes to be combined into some sort of Hell Cube and then we burn that cube like 64 thousand more times
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i'm like actually losing my mind over this. they were aware! company email accounts were used!! a decade's worth of evidence of some of the most inhumane bullshit lived on their serves.
but someone saw a tranny once and it made them feel some type of way so that's what they focused on.
ghouls.
but someone saw a tranny once and it made them feel some type of way so that's what they focused on.
ghouls.
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i'm like actually losing my mind over this. they were aware! company email accounts were used!! a decade's worth of evidence of some of the most inhumane bullshit lived on their serves.
but someone saw a tranny once and it made them feel some type of way so that's what they focused on.
ghouls.
but someone saw a tranny once and it made them feel some type of way so that's what they focused on.
ghouls.
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Who is this productive & energetic human and what have they done with the old Keithulhu
Something about life-changing experiences or whatever
Weirdly, while I'm gradually taking control of my life in other aspects, I seem to have much less energy for working on art
Something about life-changing experiences or whatever
Weirdly, while I'm gradually taking control of my life in other aspects, I seem to have much less energy for working on art
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Who is this productive & energetic human and what have they done with the old Keithulhu
Something about life-changing experiences or whatever
Weirdly, while I'm gradually taking control of my life in other aspects, I seem to have much less energy for working on art
Something about life-changing experiences or whatever
Weirdly, while I'm gradually taking control of my life in other aspects, I seem to have much less energy for working on art
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Making my Gundam opponents bark when they lose.
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Making my Gundam opponents bark when they lose.
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Sometimes I just get super patriotic about being American, mainly when I hear songs like this
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Sometimes I just get super patriotic about being American, mainly when I hear songs like this
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SHARKS VS SHRIMPS?!?
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped!
This week we have a gameplay video where Toad plays some new decks they’ve been brewing & I play some of our classics
Check it out!
Like & subscribe!
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my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped!
This week we have a gameplay video where Toad plays some new decks they’ve been brewing & I play some of our classics
Check it out!
Like & subscribe!
youtu.be/TSodZg0b6rs?...
Gameplay Session #8 || 30$ Value Vintage || Magic Talk with Toad
YouTube video by Beyond the Machina
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November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
SHARKS VS SHRIMPS?!?
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped!
This week we have a gameplay video where Toad plays some new decks they’ve been brewing & I play some of our classics
Check it out!
Like & subscribe!
youtu.be/TSodZg0b6rs?...
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped!
This week we have a gameplay video where Toad plays some new decks they’ve been brewing & I play some of our classics
Check it out!
Like & subscribe!
youtu.be/TSodZg0b6rs?...
@ryan.wubrgsky.org claimed this special offer and here’s how it turned out!
Do you want a one of a kind alter from me? DM me! Prices range from 70-120!
I’m in a groove so I very well could get a good few done in time for the holidays!
Video of the alter in a comment below!
Do you want a one of a kind alter from me? DM me! Prices range from 70-120!
I’m in a groove so I very well could get a good few done in time for the holidays!
Video of the alter in a comment below!
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
@ryan.wubrgsky.org claimed this special offer and here’s how it turned out!
Do you want a one of a kind alter from me? DM me! Prices range from 70-120!
I’m in a groove so I very well could get a good few done in time for the holidays!
Video of the alter in a comment below!
Do you want a one of a kind alter from me? DM me! Prices range from 70-120!
I’m in a groove so I very well could get a good few done in time for the holidays!
Video of the alter in a comment below!
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Girldog not having it you guys
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Girldog not having it you guys
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veggies tales larry voice: pizza bagel
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
veggies tales larry voice: pizza bagel
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"Somewhere in this hip-hop soul community
Was born three: Mase, Dove and me
And that's the magic number"
Bring your playgroup into the Daisy Age of TCGs with this high quality playmat from InkMats! #DeLaSoul #art #mtg #BoogerBois
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Was born three: Mase, Dove and me
And that's the magic number"
Bring your playgroup into the Daisy Age of TCGs with this high quality playmat from InkMats! #DeLaSoul #art #mtg #BoogerBois
inkmats.com/products/3-f...
3 Feet High
InkMats transforms playmats into works of art. Shop exclusive, limited edition designs from top artists and creators. Every mat is a masterpiece! Launching October 1st. 🎃
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November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"Somewhere in this hip-hop soul community
Was born three: Mase, Dove and me
And that's the magic number"
Bring your playgroup into the Daisy Age of TCGs with this high quality playmat from InkMats! #DeLaSoul #art #mtg #BoogerBois
inkmats.com/products/3-f...
Was born three: Mase, Dove and me
And that's the magic number"
Bring your playgroup into the Daisy Age of TCGs with this high quality playmat from InkMats! #DeLaSoul #art #mtg #BoogerBois
inkmats.com/products/3-f...
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Hey yall! Excited to announce I just got accepted as a Mana Pool affiliate! Use my link here to get a discount on your first order, and support me at the same time. Mana Pool has quickly become my favorite place to shop for cards, and I'm sure it'll be yours too.
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The Market for Magic Cards - Mana Pool
Tap into the marketplace for Magic: The Gathering cards. Buy and sell MTG singles and sealed product.
manapool.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hey yall! Excited to announce I just got accepted as a Mana Pool affiliate! Use my link here to get a discount on your first order, and support me at the same time. Mana Pool has quickly become my favorite place to shop for cards, and I'm sure it'll be yours too.
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does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the planes turn the towers to piles?
The Edmund Fitzgerald becoming like an ironic zillenial thing proves that all 9/11 needed was a folk ballad.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the planes turn the towers to piles?
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"don't draw fanart" they said. well LOOK WHOS LAUGHING NOW college professors?!?!
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"don't draw fanart" they said. well LOOK WHOS LAUGHING NOW college professors?!?!
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
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White House Press Release: The October jobs report is so good we can't release it because it would make other countries jealous
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
White House Press Release: The October jobs report is so good we can't release it because it would make other countries jealous