ToadBrews
@toadbrews.bsky.social
He/they, over 18, neurospicy. Plays magic and grimdark future, reads fantasy, watches horror. All frogs are heccin good nuggets.
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ToadBrews
@toadbrews.bsky.social
· Jun 9
Free Luigi
Free Palestine
Abolish Ice
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
No human is illegal on stolen land
Black Lives Matter
Nazi Punks Fuck Off
We're here, we're queer, get used to it
All struggle is class struggle
No justice, no peace
Free Palestine
Abolish Ice
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
No human is illegal on stolen land
Black Lives Matter
Nazi Punks Fuck Off
We're here, we're queer, get used to it
All struggle is class struggle
No justice, no peace
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I genuinely believe it's impossible to have these three things at the same time:
- An intimate knowledge of the events of the Uvalde shooting.
- A basic understanding of firearms.
- A belief that gun control is good and that police will effectively respond to threats.
You can at most pick two.
- An intimate knowledge of the events of the Uvalde shooting.
- A basic understanding of firearms.
- A belief that gun control is good and that police will effectively respond to threats.
You can at most pick two.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I genuinely believe it's impossible to have these three things at the same time:
- An intimate knowledge of the events of the Uvalde shooting.
- A basic understanding of firearms.
- A belief that gun control is good and that police will effectively respond to threats.
You can at most pick two.
- An intimate knowledge of the events of the Uvalde shooting.
- A basic understanding of firearms.
- A belief that gun control is good and that police will effectively respond to threats.
You can at most pick two.
When treason flounders, none dare set the political precedent of calling it treason
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
When treason flounders, none dare set the political precedent of calling it treason
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Castaways Book Three has finished the first editing pass! We're moving on to line edits and things are good. Editor liked it a lot (and it's his job to tell me when he doesn't like something), so that's a good sign. I need to revise the climax a lil' bit, reminding me of how awesome editors are.
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Castaways Book Three has finished the first editing pass! We're moving on to line edits and things are good. Editor liked it a lot (and it's his job to tell me when he doesn't like something), so that's a good sign. I need to revise the climax a lil' bit, reminding me of how awesome editors are.
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these are both still available to be claimed!
The sooner you claim one, the sooner i can get it done and sent out before the holiday season shakes everything up!
The sooner you claim one, the sooner i can get it done and sent out before the holiday season shakes everything up!
Hey y’all! Another special offer!
I have a FOIL Lightning Bolt & a FOIL Disenchant ready to be altered
For only 80$ you can claim one of these now. These sort of foil alters of mine usually go for 120$ so this is a great deal!
Who doesn’t want a FOIL full art of one of magics most iconic cards?!
I have a FOIL Lightning Bolt & a FOIL Disenchant ready to be altered
For only 80$ you can claim one of these now. These sort of foil alters of mine usually go for 120$ so this is a great deal!
Who doesn’t want a FOIL full art of one of magics most iconic cards?!
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
these are both still available to be claimed!
The sooner you claim one, the sooner i can get it done and sent out before the holiday season shakes everything up!
The sooner you claim one, the sooner i can get it done and sent out before the holiday season shakes everything up!
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Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?!
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped!
This week we go over a new hot new deck toads been tinkering with. It’s a bit odd but def has potential!
Check it out!
Like & subscribe!
youtu.be/GGmZETFM0vA?...
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped!
This week we go over a new hot new deck toads been tinkering with. It’s a bit odd but def has potential!
Check it out!
Like & subscribe!
youtu.be/GGmZETFM0vA?...
SHRIMP FRIED RICE! || 30$ Value Vintage || Magic Talk with Toad
YouTube video by Beyond the Machina
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November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?!
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped!
This week we go over a new hot new deck toads been tinkering with. It’s a bit odd but def has potential!
Check it out!
Like & subscribe!
youtu.be/GGmZETFM0vA?...
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped!
This week we go over a new hot new deck toads been tinkering with. It’s a bit odd but def has potential!
Check it out!
Like & subscribe!
youtu.be/GGmZETFM0vA?...
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Hey y’all! Another special offer!
I have a FOIL Lightning Bolt & a FOIL Disenchant ready to be altered
For only 80$ you can claim one of these now. These sort of foil alters of mine usually go for 120$ so this is a great deal!
Who doesn’t want a FOIL full art of one of magics most iconic cards?!
I have a FOIL Lightning Bolt & a FOIL Disenchant ready to be altered
For only 80$ you can claim one of these now. These sort of foil alters of mine usually go for 120$ so this is a great deal!
Who doesn’t want a FOIL full art of one of magics most iconic cards?!
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Hey y’all! Another special offer!
I have a FOIL Lightning Bolt & a FOIL Disenchant ready to be altered
For only 80$ you can claim one of these now. These sort of foil alters of mine usually go for 120$ so this is a great deal!
Who doesn’t want a FOIL full art of one of magics most iconic cards?!
I have a FOIL Lightning Bolt & a FOIL Disenchant ready to be altered
For only 80$ you can claim one of these now. These sort of foil alters of mine usually go for 120$ so this is a great deal!
Who doesn’t want a FOIL full art of one of magics most iconic cards?!
I do not want to hear about Bill Clinton getting his dick sucked off unless it is getting sucked off by a shop-vac because that would be pretty funny
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I do not want to hear about Bill Clinton getting his dick sucked off unless it is getting sucked off by a shop-vac because that would be pretty funny
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Hey y’all! My alter commissions are open!
Want a card like you see below? DM me!
Want a card like you see below? DM me!
@ryan.wubrgsky.org claimed this special offer and here’s how it turned out!
Do you want a one of a kind alter from me? DM me! Prices range from 70-120!
I’m in a groove so I very well could get a good few done in time for the holidays!
Video of the alter in a comment below!
Do you want a one of a kind alter from me? DM me! Prices range from 70-120!
I’m in a groove so I very well could get a good few done in time for the holidays!
Video of the alter in a comment below!
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hey y’all! My alter commissions are open!
Want a card like you see below? DM me!
Want a card like you see below? DM me!
Rough day for me. Really did not expect the Epstein files to implicate Ligma
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Rough day for me. Really did not expect the Epstein files to implicate Ligma
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always thinking of you, ya freaks
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
White House Press Release: The October jobs report is so good we can't release it because it would make other countries jealous
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
White House Press Release: The October jobs report is so good we can't release it because it would make other countries jealous
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SHARKS VS SHRIMPS?!?
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped!
This week we have a gameplay video where Toad plays some new decks they’ve been brewing & I play some of our classics
Check it out!
Like & subscribe!
youtu.be/TSodZg0b6rs?...
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped!
This week we have a gameplay video where Toad plays some new decks they’ve been brewing & I play some of our classics
Check it out!
Like & subscribe!
youtu.be/TSodZg0b6rs?...
Gameplay Session #8 || 30$ Value Vintage || Magic Talk with Toad
YouTube video by Beyond the Machina
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
SHARKS VS SHRIMPS?!?
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped!
This week we have a gameplay video where Toad plays some new decks they’ve been brewing & I play some of our classics
Check it out!
Like & subscribe!
youtu.be/TSodZg0b6rs?...
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped!
This week we have a gameplay video where Toad plays some new decks they’ve been brewing & I play some of our classics
Check it out!
Like & subscribe!
youtu.be/TSodZg0b6rs?...
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May 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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Recently acquired some paint markers and gave my first pass at a token alter! I love these little robots.
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Recently acquired some paint markers and gave my first pass at a token alter! I love these little robots.
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HOW TO BREW IN VALUE VINTAGE?!?
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we’re joined by Doot from @valuevintage.bsky.social as we discuss how to approach deck brewing in Value Vintage!
Check it out!
youtu.be/i6SgJkYrNQA?...
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we’re joined by Doot from @valuevintage.bsky.social as we discuss how to approach deck brewing in Value Vintage!
Check it out!
youtu.be/i6SgJkYrNQA?...
HOW TO BREW VALUE VINTAGE feat Doot! || 30$ Value Vintage || Magic Talk with Toad
YouTube video by Beyond the Machina
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
HOW TO BREW IN VALUE VINTAGE?!?
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we’re joined by Doot from @valuevintage.bsky.social as we discuss how to approach deck brewing in Value Vintage!
Check it out!
youtu.be/i6SgJkYrNQA?...
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we’re joined by Doot from @valuevintage.bsky.social as we discuss how to approach deck brewing in Value Vintage!
Check it out!
youtu.be/i6SgJkYrNQA?...
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Trickle-down economics was a scam. I propose tickle-down economics, where workers are allowed to tickle shareholders until they receive a living wage
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Trickle-down economics was a scam. I propose tickle-down economics, where workers are allowed to tickle shareholders until they receive a living wage
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DOOMSDAY?! in Value Vintage?
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we go over a new deck Toad cooked up using one of #MTG 's most challenging cards!
Check it out!
Like, Subscribe, & leave a comment! They really help!
youtu.be/WyNB8QhAuFU?...
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we go over a new deck Toad cooked up using one of #MTG 's most challenging cards!
Check it out!
Like, Subscribe, & leave a comment! They really help!
youtu.be/WyNB8QhAuFU?...
DOOMSDAY in Value Vintage? || 30$ Value Vintage || Magic Talk with Toad
YouTube video by Beyond the Machina
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
DOOMSDAY?! in Value Vintage?
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we go over a new deck Toad cooked up using one of #MTG 's most challenging cards!
Check it out!
Like, Subscribe, & leave a comment! They really help!
youtu.be/WyNB8QhAuFU?...
my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we go over a new deck Toad cooked up using one of #MTG 's most challenging cards!
Check it out!
Like, Subscribe, & leave a comment! They really help!
youtu.be/WyNB8QhAuFU?...
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Oh, you like baseball huh?
Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.
Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Oh, you like baseball huh?
Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.
Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.
Victor Frankenstein: I reanimated a dead body and he doesn't like me :(
Herbert West: You get used to it
Herbert West: You get used to it
October 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Victor Frankenstein: I reanimated a dead body and he doesn't like me :(
Herbert West: You get used to it
Herbert West: You get used to it
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
SNAP benefits going unpaid is going to kill people. And that is an intended consequence, not an accident.
October 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
SNAP benefits going unpaid is going to kill people. And that is an intended consequence, not an accident.
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there is no infrastructure that can be built up in a few days’ time to replace SNAP and you all simply must let that sink in, fast
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
there is no infrastructure that can be built up in a few days’ time to replace SNAP and you all simply must let that sink in, fast