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DukeVulture - Zombie Goblin Wizard
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Leftist, goblin, #MagictheGathering nerd
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Here's the decklist from the event.

Sorry alt text users, I'm not sure I can tag all these right now.
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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She didn't make the cut, but we opened her.

Feeling lucky.
The card Fire Lord Azula, unsleeved Fire Lord Azula {1}{U}{B}{R} Legendary Creature — Human Noble Firebending 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}{R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.) Whenever you cast a spell while Fire Lord Azula is attacking, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.) “I’m sorry it has to end this way, brother.” 4/4 Watermark: Fire Nation Illustrated by Fahmi Fauzi
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Guys I'm gonna pre-
A magic the gathering pre-release kit featuring Azula from Avatar the last Airbender on a Jet Medallion playmat. Azula is charging a lightning strike with a menacing grin. The Jet Medallion is a black arrowhead wrapped in a gold snake on a black background with a brass and gold snakeskin pattern in the center.
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Thanks Rayne!
Receipt from Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank - Purchase Amount $41.00
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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a brown hammerhead shark in a green suit, head down next to the text "WE GOT SUED"
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Five-Drop Friday you say?

YES! HAHAHA... YES!~

Real Sickos play Painful Quandary.
Add to Deck Painful Quandary {3}{B}{B} Enchantment Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 5 life unless they discard a card. Illustrated by David Palumbo
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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It's okay, I'll give him a Helping Hand. :)
Helping Hand {W} Sorcery Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Itzmin walked away from the collapse with a new friend—and an enduring fear of heights. Illustrated by Aldo Domínguez
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Two beefy arms handshaking The black man's arm on the left is tagged "Donald Trump" The white man's arm on the right is tagged "Monica Lewinsky" their conjoined hands are tagged "Sucking Bill Clinton's Wretched Cock"
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Hey everyone. My birthday is next week. If you'd like to do something for me, fill this thread with receipts from donations to: PCRF, Planned Parenthood, Trans Lifeline or [YOUR LOCAL FOOD BANK].

(Scamp for engagement)
A brown dog sits in an office chair, looking concerned
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
”THE GRUUL EXPERIENCE” above some wrestlers flexing, dinosaurs roaring, dragons swooping, and explosions
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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*Laughs in Ancient Grudge*
Ancient Grudge {1}{R} Instant Destroy target artifact. Flashback {G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.) If there’s anything a werewolf hates, it’s a collar—especially Avacyn’s Collar, the symbol of her church. Illustrated by Ryan Yee
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Astarion's Thirst {3}{B} Instant Exile target creature. Put X +1/+1 counters on a commander creature you control, where X is the power of the creature exiled this way. “Stop bleeding. It’s distracting.” —Astarion, the Decadent Illustrated by Winona Nelson Exquisite Blood {4}{B} Enchantment Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life. “Let’s make ourselves comfortable, shall we?” Illustrated by Justyna Dura Sanguine Bond {3}{B}{B} Enchantment Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life. “Careful, I bite.” Illustrated by Livia Prima
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Remember when Phyrexians were whatever the fuck this thing is?
Phyrexian War Beast {3} Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Beast When this creature leaves the battlefield, sacrifice a land and this creature deals 1 damage to you. “Knowing its origins, how could they have thought they could control it?” —Sorine Relicbane, Soldevi Heretic 3/4 Illustrated by Bill Sienkiewicz
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Computer, show me a perfect Magic card.
Howling Mine {2} Artifact At the beginning of each player’s draw step, if this artifact is untapped, that player draws an additional card. Illustrated by Mark Poole
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Hey, June... Is Haywire Mite a food?
Haywire Mite {1} Artifact Creature — Insect When this creature dies, you gain 2 life. {G}, Sacrifice this creature: Exile target noncreature artifact or noncreature enchantment. “They’re easy enough to squish, but they’re a pain to wash out of a workbench.” —Tergel, goblin explosioneer 1/1 Illustrated by Izzy
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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It will reset the +1/+1 counters, but also the finality counters. And kill all those blasted scutes.
Aether Snap {3}{B}{B} Sorcery Remove all counters from all permanents and exile all tokens. “May you wake to find you were only ever a dream.” —Mephidross curse Illustrated by Kev Walker
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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a cartoon of a man in a blue shirt standing at a fork in the road to the left is a castle on a hill, glowing in splendor, with the text "I LOVE MY WIFE" over it to the right is a castle on a hill, shrouded in storm, with the text "I HATE MY WIFE" over it
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Computer, show me a perfect Magic card.
Damping Sphere {2} Artifact If a land is tapped for two or more mana, it produces {C} instead of any other type and amount. Each spell a player casts costs {1} more to cast for each other spell that player has cast this turn. A Thran relic, it has spent ten thousand years doing absolutely nothing. Illustrated by Adam Paquette
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Two panels The first panel, Wolverine laying in bed staring at a picture frame longingly The second panel, the photo frame has a poorly added copy of the magic card Prophet of Kruphix, Wolverine touches the photo Prophet of Kruphix {3}{G}{U} Creature — Human Wizard Untap all creatures and lands you control during each other player’s untap step. You may cast creature spells as though they had flash. “Time is fluid as a dance, and truth as fleeting.” 2/3 Illustrated by Winona Nelson
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Announcement Date: Nov. 4th Commander: •Primeval Titan is unbanned •Lutri, the Spellchaser is unbanned •Emrakul, the Aeons Torn is unbanned •Channel is unbanned •Fastbond is unbanned
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact NUTELLA LAW (everyone gets free hazelnut spread)
A slice of toast covered in Nutella next to some chocolate, a couple hazelnuts, and an open tub of Nutella
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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BREAKING: Sinestro has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Sinestro in a green lantern outfit, floating in front of the great lantern
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I wish this card was just a liiiiiiiiittle bit better.

I want to play it so bad and the art is so good. But it' just so mid.
Add to Deck Cut of the Profits {X}{B}{B} Sorcery Casualty 3 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 3 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.) You draw X cards and you lose X life. Everybody is worth their weight in gold. Watermark: Maestros Illustrated by Donato Giancola
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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I love exploring!
Map Token Artifact — Map {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature you control explores. Activate only as a sorcery. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it’s a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.) Illustrated by Francesca Baerald
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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He's a giant, and you can get a second stolen Myriad creature if you impregnate him
Firbolg Flutist {4}{R}{R} Creature — Giant Bard Enthralling Performance — When this creature enters, gain control of target creature you don’t control until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste and myriad until end of turn. (Whenever it attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that’s tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.) 4/4 Illustrated by Joseph Weston
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM