absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
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my morning mood courtesy of Paul Reubens
a store front with a sign that says pet shop
ALT: a store front with a sign that says pet shop
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the wittiest reply I’ll ever come up with
it’s like the opposite of what @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social does
it’s like the opposite of what @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social does
side note on Nvidia: Jensen Huang never met a black leather jacket he didn’t like
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
side note on Nvidia: Jensen Huang never met a black leather jacket he didn’t like
Today is the 40th anniversary of Elmo AND Calvin & Hobbes?
[November 18th, 1985] In the Season 17 premiere of Sesame Street, Episode 2096, the adults on Sesame Street finally meet Mr. Snuffleupagus and realize he is real, not imaginary.
Elmo is also introduced as a new character.
Elmo is also introduced as a new character.
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Today is the 40th anniversary of Elmo AND Calvin & Hobbes?
view from my office
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
view from my office
Wife: I need you to buy some eggs. Any kind.
Me: how about hummingbird eggs?
Wife: they need to be decent sized or they will mess up my recipe
Me: so ostrich eggs
Wife: but not too expensive
Me: so no Fabergé eggs
Wife: did you hear anything I said?
Me: did you hear anything I said?
Me: how about hummingbird eggs?
Wife: they need to be decent sized or they will mess up my recipe
Me: so ostrich eggs
Wife: but not too expensive
Me: so no Fabergé eggs
Wife: did you hear anything I said?
Me: did you hear anything I said?
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Wife: I need you to buy some eggs. Any kind.
Me: how about hummingbird eggs?
Wife: they need to be decent sized or they will mess up my recipe
Me: so ostrich eggs
Wife: but not too expensive
Me: so no Fabergé eggs
Wife: did you hear anything I said?
Me: did you hear anything I said?
Me: how about hummingbird eggs?
Wife: they need to be decent sized or they will mess up my recipe
Me: so ostrich eggs
Wife: but not too expensive
Me: so no Fabergé eggs
Wife: did you hear anything I said?
Me: did you hear anything I said?
So I watched Frankenstein and feel like they modeled the ship captain after this guy
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
So I watched Frankenstein and feel like they modeled the ship captain after this guy
Caught up on the latest episodes of Physical: Asia and have to say they really shortchanged Philippines by putting Pacquiao on the squad, especially considering how well the alternate performed.
Started watching Physical: Asia and the first quest is…a land war in Asia.
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Caught up on the latest episodes of Physical: Asia and have to say they really shortchanged Philippines by putting Pacquiao on the squad, especially considering how well the alternate performed.
Seeing a lot of this guy today
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Seeing a lot of this guy today
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Tonight was a Netflix night for us - Diplomat and Crème Diplomat (GBBO)
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Tonight was a Netflix night for us - Diplomat and Crème Diplomat (GBBO)
Son of a
my new favorite baseball team is ANYONE BUT THE DODGERS
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Son of a
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Started watching Physical: Asia and the first quest is…a land war in Asia.
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Started watching Physical: Asia and the first quest is…a land war in Asia.
I assume they’re going to have him run as VP
October 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I assume they’re going to have him run as VP
Just finished voting. Almost every ballot proposal was anti-public schools, anti-civil rights, pro-business (at the expense of taxpayers) or pro-rich people.
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Just finished voting. Almost every ballot proposal was anti-public schools, anti-civil rights, pro-business (at the expense of taxpayers) or pro-rich people.
Rewatched The Devil Wears Prada and totally understand Miranda’s perspective. Same with De Niro in Casino and the blueberry muffin scene.
October 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Rewatched The Devil Wears Prada and totally understand Miranda’s perspective. Same with De Niro in Casino and the blueberry muffin scene.
Different flight. Different guy. 3 hours of Twitter.
The 40+ yo guy in the row in front of me on my flight today watched TikTok for 4 hours straight.
October 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Different flight. Different guy. 3 hours of Twitter.
18 soon to be 19
October 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
18 soon to be 19
Finished watching Task. Tom Pelphrey and Emilia Jones deserve every award.
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Finished watching Task. Tom Pelphrey and Emilia Jones deserve every award.
I’m pretty sure my uncle was murdered by his wife and son
I don't need the lore behind your favorite posters... tell me about your uncles
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I’m pretty sure my uncle was murdered by his wife and son
the wittiest reply I’ll ever come up with
it’s like the opposite of what @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social does
it’s like the opposite of what @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social does
my morning mood courtesy of Paul Reubens
a store front with a sign that says pet shop
ALT: a store front with a sign that says pet shop
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the wittiest reply I’ll ever come up with
it’s like the opposite of what @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social does
it’s like the opposite of what @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social does
can already tell today’s gonna be a good day
October 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
can already tell today’s gonna be a good day
…tantric sex
I don’t remember seeing them in a bar
I don’t remember seeing them in a bar
October 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
…tantric sex
I don’t remember seeing them in a bar
I don’t remember seeing them in a bar