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it’s like the opposite of what @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social does
side note on Nvidia: Jensen Huang never met a black leather jacket he didn’t like
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Today is the 40th anniversary of Elmo AND Calvin & Hobbes?
[November 18th, 1985] In the Season 17 premiere of Sesame Street, Episode 2096, the adults on Sesame Street finally meet Mr. Snuffleupagus and realize he is real, not imaginary.

Elmo is also introduced as a new character.
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
view from my office
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Wife: I need you to buy some eggs. Any kind.

Me: how about hummingbird eggs?

Wife: they need to be decent sized or they will mess up my recipe

Me: so ostrich eggs

Wife: but not too expensive

Me: so no Fabergé eggs

Wife: did you hear anything I said?

Me: did you hear anything I said?
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
So I watched Frankenstein and feel like they modeled the ship captain after this guy
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Caught up on the latest episodes of Physical: Asia and have to say they really shortchanged Philippines by putting Pacquiao on the squad, especially considering how well the alternate performed.
Started watching Physical: Asia and the first quest is…a land war in Asia.
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Seeing a lot of this guy today
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Tonight was a Netflix night for us - Diplomat and Crème Diplomat (GBBO)
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Son of a
my new favorite baseball team is ANYONE BUT THE DODGERS
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
When I say I’m getting in my steps this is what I mean

#kidsinthehall
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Started watching Physical: Asia and the first quest is…a land war in Asia.
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I assume they’re going to have him run as VP
October 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just finished voting. Almost every ballot proposal was anti-public schools, anti-civil rights, pro-business (at the expense of taxpayers) or pro-rich people.
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
October 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Rewatched The Devil Wears Prada and totally understand Miranda’s perspective. Same with De Niro in Casino and the blueberry muffin scene.
October 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Different flight. Different guy. 3 hours of Twitter.
The 40+ yo guy in the row in front of me on my flight today watched TikTok for 4 hours straight.
October 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
18 soon to be 19
October 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Finished watching Task. Tom Pelphrey and Emilia Jones deserve every award.
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m pretty sure my uncle was murdered by his wife and son
I don't need the lore behind your favorite posters... tell me about your uncles
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
October 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the wittiest reply I’ll ever come up with

it’s like the opposite of what @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social does
October 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
can already tell today’s gonna be a good day
October 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
…tantric sex

I don’t remember seeing them in a bar
October 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM