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my morning mood courtesy of Paul Reubens
a store front with a sign that says pet shop
ALT: a store front with a sign that says pet shop
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the wittiest reply I’ll ever come up with
it’s like the opposite of what @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social does
it’s like the opposite of what @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social does
I have a Katy Perry song stuck in my head but don’t want to listen to it on a streaming service because every time you play a Katy Perry song she kills another nun
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I have a Katy Perry song stuck in my head but don’t want to listen to it on a streaming service because every time you play a Katy Perry song she kills another nun
We used to call our son Monkey Boy when he was little. Took him to see Avatar 3 recently and couldn’t help but snicker every time they referred to Spider as Monkey Boy. His reaction:
a man with dreadlocks and blue paint on his body
ALT: a man with dreadlocks and blue paint on his body
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January 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
We used to call our son Monkey Boy when he was little. Took him to see Avatar 3 recently and couldn’t help but snicker every time they referred to Spider as Monkey Boy. His reaction:
Next thing you know they’re gonna go after Socrates’ friend Darryl
From an email to one of our faculty members....
Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!
Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!
January 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Next thing you know they’re gonna go after Socrates’ friend Darryl
Packaging said this doesn’t expire for a month. Didn’t see the mold until taking it out of the microwave.
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Packaging said this doesn’t expire for a month. Didn’t see the mold until taking it out of the microwave.
Sounds about right
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Sounds about right
Reminder: if you start watching Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves at 9:54:35 PM then when the clock strikes midnight you’ll hear them yell “Jarnathan!”
January 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Reminder: if you start watching Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves at 9:54:35 PM then when the clock strikes midnight you’ll hear them yell “Jarnathan!”
Took the kids to an arcade and one of them spent $30 playing the arcade version of a game we have at home (Luigi’s Mansion 3)
December 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Took the kids to an arcade and one of them spent $30 playing the arcade version of a game we have at home (Luigi’s Mansion 3)
@jamestalarico.bsky.social sending me texts from James Carville is a sure fire way to turn me away
December 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
@jamestalarico.bsky.social sending me texts from James Carville is a sure fire way to turn me away
what happened here
December 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
what happened here
TFW you’re filling your med box and drop a pill and it bounces and lands in the exact spot you were going to put it in
a cartoon of milhouse from the simpsons says everything 's coming up milhouse !
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December 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
TFW you’re filling your med box and drop a pill and it bounces and lands in the exact spot you were going to put it in
I had to make multiple attempts to finally convince a coworker to postpone a call for Monday morning by a week. And even then he waited until this weekend to do it after everyone rearranged holiday plans to accommodate the call.
Somehow I'm more mad about my boss scheduling a 930am call on December 29th than an 830 call on December 23rd
December 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I had to make multiple attempts to finally convince a coworker to postpone a call for Monday morning by a week. And even then he waited until this weekend to do it after everyone rearranged holiday plans to accommodate the call.
me during the Andrew Ridgeley cameo in Last Christmas
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
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December 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
me during the Andrew Ridgeley cameo in Last Christmas
I finally watched Last Christmas. It’s as good as everyone says and it was nice to see a manic pixie dream boy. 🙂
December 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I finally watched Last Christmas. It’s as good as everyone says and it was nice to see a manic pixie dream boy. 🙂
Yep, that’s his daughter
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Yep, that’s his daughter
Tonight my adult kids taught their very adult grandparents how to play Mario Kart.
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Tonight my adult kids taught their very adult grandparents how to play Mario Kart.
Me: I would like half a dozen biscuits and some honey
Popeyes:
Popeyes:
December 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Me: I would like half a dozen biscuits and some honey
Popeyes:
Popeyes:
I guess Wordle doesn’t allow curse words
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I guess Wordle doesn’t allow curse words
Nice
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Nice
Me at 3 PM: I’ve got a break in meetings I’m going run some errands before my next meeting
School zones: not so fast
School zones: not so fast
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me at 3 PM: I’ve got a break in meetings I’m going run some errands before my next meeting
School zones: not so fast
School zones: not so fast
One of the things I love about Pluribus is seeing the world through Carol’s eyes whether she makes good choices or not. This only works because of how well Rhea Seehorn can use her physicality and expressions to tell a story. Love this shot in particular where she conveys so much in context.
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
One of the things I love about Pluribus is seeing the world through Carol’s eyes whether she makes good choices or not. This only works because of how well Rhea Seehorn can use her physicality and expressions to tell a story. Love this shot in particular where she conveys so much in context.
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Disney told a father he couldn't have Spider-Man on his 4 yr old's gravestone, but they just signed a billion dollar deal with OpenAi the plagerism machine 🐁✨
December 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Disney told a father he couldn't have Spider-Man on his 4 yr old's gravestone, but they just signed a billion dollar deal with OpenAi the plagerism machine 🐁✨
go home Rudolph you’re drunk
December 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
go home Rudolph you’re drunk
Fun fact: this was the inspiration for 🎶It’s Raining Men🎶
Golconda - 1953
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/20173
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/20173
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Fun fact: this was the inspiration for 🎶It’s Raining Men🎶
Me when my kid eats all the middle Hawaiian rolls from the pack
a man in an orange shirt is talking to another man
ALT: a man in an orange shirt is talking to another man
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December 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Me when my kid eats all the middle Hawaiian rolls from the pack
I love #bose earbuds because they had that specially shaped silicon wing “StayHear” that helped keep the earbuds from falling out (a problem I have with AirPods and others). They no longer make them for the current models, but they still use them in the icon for fit! It’s like they’re taunting me!
December 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I love #bose earbuds because they had that specially shaped silicon wing “StayHear” that helped keep the earbuds from falling out (a problem I have with AirPods and others). They no longer make them for the current models, but they still use them in the icon for fit! It’s like they’re taunting me!