Drunk On Mystery
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Everybody here comes from somewhere that they would just as soon forget
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I'm 40 years old and a dad of two, so let me say this:
I'm unofficially adopting every Bluesky user who isn't an obnoxious asshole, effective immediately.
I'm your new dad, and I know you're struggling, but I can see how hard you're working to improve yourself.
I'm really proud of you.
I'm unofficially adopting every Bluesky user who isn't an obnoxious asshole, effective immediately.
I'm your new dad, and I know you're struggling, but I can see how hard you're working to improve yourself.
I'm really proud of you.
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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
Not only were they taken seriously, they were famously shopped to multiple reporters, and in multiple instances, the reporters who investigated them dismissed them as fictional(including Ronan Farrow), before landing on the Intercept people who were happy to run with it to try to take Biden down.
"Believe women" did not mean "assume every single thing a woman says at all times is 100% true and should instantly be taken at face value" it meant "don't reflexively dismiss women's claims, listen to them, hear them out, and investigate"
and they did! her claims were taken seriously, investigated
and they did! her claims were taken seriously, investigated
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Not only were they taken seriously, they were famously shopped to multiple reporters, and in multiple instances, the reporters who investigated them dismissed them as fictional(including Ronan Farrow), before landing on the Intercept people who were happy to run with it to try to take Biden down.
English is stupid, part one billion:
If you are referring to multiple instances of "a white person with dwarfism", the pluralization is "white dwarves".
If you are referring to multiple instances of stellar cores where nuclear fusion no longer occurs, the pluralization is "white dwarfs"
If you are referring to multiple instances of "a white person with dwarfism", the pluralization is "white dwarves".
If you are referring to multiple instances of stellar cores where nuclear fusion no longer occurs, the pluralization is "white dwarfs"
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
English is stupid, part one billion:
If you are referring to multiple instances of "a white person with dwarfism", the pluralization is "white dwarves".
If you are referring to multiple instances of stellar cores where nuclear fusion no longer occurs, the pluralization is "white dwarfs"
If you are referring to multiple instances of "a white person with dwarfism", the pluralization is "white dwarves".
If you are referring to multiple instances of stellar cores where nuclear fusion no longer occurs, the pluralization is "white dwarfs"
Love Toni and Mina getting a team entrance
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Love Toni and Mina getting a team entrance
Love KOR getting this run.
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Love KOR getting this run.
A bit late on this post, but I love how Willow and Harley have completely embraced the fact that they're both super upbeat dorks
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A bit late on this post, but I love how Willow and Harley have completely embraced the fact that they're both super upbeat dorks
In honor of International Men's Day, a holiday that most men's rights activists don't know is a real thing, let me just say:
Society tends to stigmatize male emotion in a way that's deeply psychologically unhealthy.
So here and now, I'm putting out a challenge for all the men out there:
Society tends to stigmatize male emotion in a way that's deeply psychologically unhealthy.
So here and now, I'm putting out a challenge for all the men out there:
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
In honor of International Men's Day, a holiday that most men's rights activists don't know is a real thing, let me just say:
Society tends to stigmatize male emotion in a way that's deeply psychologically unhealthy.
So here and now, I'm putting out a challenge for all the men out there:
Society tends to stigmatize male emotion in a way that's deeply psychologically unhealthy.
So here and now, I'm putting out a challenge for all the men out there:
This is just like.....DEEPLY upsetting.
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This is just like.....DEEPLY upsetting.
As best as I can tell, a lot of it just comes back to acknowledging that poasting isn't praxis.
I find it bitterly funny that people more toward the left, who ridiculed liberals as being like “better things aren’t possible,” are now the ones sad sacking their way through this moment, being like “I don’t like it when people say we’re going to win.” Have some self respect.
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
As best as I can tell, a lot of it just comes back to acknowledging that poasting isn't praxis.
Jesus fucking christ.
At this point, the odds of "Someone who isn't Comey goes to prison over this" probably exceeds the odds that Comey even faces an actual trial.
At this point, the odds of "Someone who isn't Comey goes to prison over this" probably exceeds the odds that Comey even faces an actual trial.
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Jesus fucking christ.
At this point, the odds of "Someone who isn't Comey goes to prison over this" probably exceeds the odds that Comey even faces an actual trial.
At this point, the odds of "Someone who isn't Comey goes to prison over this" probably exceeds the odds that Comey even faces an actual trial.
Actual answer: during COVID, the Italian Parliament was meeting largely remotely via Zoom, and in the middle of a Parliament meeting, someone was able to access the Zoom call and take control of the screen, and did so to play CGI porn of Tifa Lockhart getting absolutely railed.
That time they WHAT now
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Actual answer: during COVID, the Italian Parliament was meeting largely remotely via Zoom, and in the middle of a Parliament meeting, someone was able to access the Zoom call and take control of the screen, and did so to play CGI porn of Tifa Lockhart getting absolutely railed.
As someone who grew up in the 90s, it's honestly hard to express how truly bizarre it is that "Bill Clinton is not in the Epstein files, but Ken Starr IS" is a completely true sentence.
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
As someone who grew up in the 90s, it's honestly hard to express how truly bizarre it is that "Bill Clinton is not in the Epstein files, but Ken Starr IS" is a completely true sentence.
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I can confidently say what happens next will either be a nothingburger, a complete epochal collapse of the entire global elite structure's legitimacy, something in the middle, or a secret fourth thing.
Hours after Speaker Mike Johnson confidently declared that Senate Republicans would "fix" Thomas Massie's bill requiring release of the Epstein files, the Senate just passed the bill as is by unanimous consent without any changes. A massive, embarrassing debacle for Johnson.
It now goes to Trump...
It now goes to Trump...
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I can confidently say what happens next will either be a nothingburger, a complete epochal collapse of the entire global elite structure's legitimacy, something in the middle, or a secret fourth thing.
We mounted our living room tv, and somehow it now seems even bigger.
Look at Freeza's noggin on this thing!
Look at Freeza's noggin on this thing!
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We mounted our living room tv, and somehow it now seems even bigger.
Look at Freeza's noggin on this thing!
Look at Freeza's noggin on this thing!
If Texas is forced to use their old maps but California isn't, doesn't that make the net result of the mid-term redistricting like....D+3?
Can someone help me out on this?
Can someone help me out on this?
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If Texas is forced to use their old maps but California isn't, doesn't that make the net result of the mid-term redistricting like....D+3?
Can someone help me out on this?
Can someone help me out on this?
Leaves is plants, motherfuckers
“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Leaves is plants, motherfuckers
Bumping this question
Question for my followers: Should I stick with business casual Spider-man, or should I go back to the Vault Boy?
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Bumping this question
It's a pretty sweet ride as long as you can hold on.
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It's a pretty sweet ride as long as you can hold on.
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nothing speaks worse of journalism than who journalists say is good at it
So read this all the way until the end, obviously. But one thing in this whole cursed saga is that all of the writers in it are much shittier at writing than they have any excuse to be. Nuzzi and Lizza both write confidently *as though* they’re good writers and apparently that’s enough.
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
nothing speaks worse of journalism than who journalists say is good at it
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What if she's the Rodgler's secret wife
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
What if she's the Rodgler's secret wife
Jesus fucking christ, that ending is incredible
I cannot render in print the noise I made when I opened this
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Jesus fucking christ, that ending is incredible
The thing about fighting is that it's exhausting, first and foremost.
Go punch a punching bag as hard as you can for a minute straight. By the last 15 seconds, the average person will be throwing pathetic, noodle arm punches.
Now imagine that, but you're also occasionally being punched.
Go punch a punching bag as hard as you can for a minute straight. By the last 15 seconds, the average person will be throwing pathetic, noodle arm punches.
Now imagine that, but you're also occasionally being punched.
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The thing about fighting is that it's exhausting, first and foremost.
Go punch a punching bag as hard as you can for a minute straight. By the last 15 seconds, the average person will be throwing pathetic, noodle arm punches.
Now imagine that, but you're also occasionally being punched.
Go punch a punching bag as hard as you can for a minute straight. By the last 15 seconds, the average person will be throwing pathetic, noodle arm punches.
Now imagine that, but you're also occasionally being punched.
Ruby Bridges is younger than my mother for fuck's sake.
The south was a chattel slave empire until the 1860s and a de facto ethnic authoritarian state for the following century, which is well in living memory. I don't think we need to pretend that that hasn't left a distinctive cultural mark.
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ruby Bridges is younger than my mother for fuck's sake.
The weirdest part about reading books and watching videos about World War 2 is being reminded that everyone in every army weighed like 130 pounds.
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The weirdest part about reading books and watching videos about World War 2 is being reminded that everyone in every army weighed like 130 pounds.
