Drunk On Mystery
@drunkonmystery.bsky.social
Everybody here comes from somewhere that they would just as soon forget
Ok, hear me out:
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Ok, hear me out:
Cut my finger open, and quickly realized that the only band-aids we have in the house are the ones we bought for the kids.
At least now, if I give someone the finger, it'll be extra shocking:
At least now, if I give someone the finger, it'll be extra shocking:
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Cut my finger open, and quickly realized that the only band-aids we have in the house are the ones we bought for the kids.
At least now, if I give someone the finger, it'll be extra shocking:
At least now, if I give someone the finger, it'll be extra shocking:
Not loving these targeted ads:
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Not loving these targeted ads:
It's also a game that allowed me to take this picture while house-sitting for my mother back in 2013:
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It's also a game that allowed me to take this picture while house-sitting for my mother back in 2013:
I think about this meme I randomly saved on my phone every time I start getting political grifters angrily retweeted into my feed:
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I think about this meme I randomly saved on my phone every time I start getting political grifters angrily retweeted into my feed:
I made this meme about the whole arc, no part of which makes any sense.
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I made this meme about the whole arc, no part of which makes any sense.
A taste of what that looks like from yesterday:
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A taste of what that looks like from yesterday:
There's also one of the Tantive IV, which is also cool:
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
There's also one of the Tantive IV, which is also cool:
Seriously though, look at this beauty:
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Seriously though, look at this beauty:
Quote tweeting my own post, because shit, this was a good joke.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Quote tweeting my own post, because shit, this was a good joke.
In honor of today's Star Wars talk, I finally sat down and finished the Lego set I got in April:
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
In honor of today's Star Wars talk, I finally sat down and finished the Lego set I got in April:
"Post you from a different era"
Eh, ok fine.
That's me, aged around 24, in the helmet next to Rosie:
Eh, ok fine.
That's me, aged around 24, in the helmet next to Rosie:
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"Post you from a different era"
Eh, ok fine.
That's me, aged around 24, in the helmet next to Rosie:
Eh, ok fine.
That's me, aged around 24, in the helmet next to Rosie:
Look what my wife did to my poor, baby girl:
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Look what my wife did to my poor, baby girl:
The most terrifying land animal in Africa:
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The most terrifying land animal in Africa:
Everyone is making jokes about Nissan at this, but my first thought is that in Final Fantasy Tactics, Altima is the name of the demon-possessed false prophet/Christ figure that serves as the game's final boss and looks like this:
November 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Everyone is making jokes about Nissan at this, but my first thought is that in Final Fantasy Tactics, Altima is the name of the demon-possessed false prophet/Christ figure that serves as the game's final boss and looks like this:
pro-wrestling:
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
pro-wrestling:
How does she fall asleep like this?
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How does she fall asleep like this?
I am now ready to drive Mario Karts.
Presumably, after this is done, I will be ready to attend Mario Parties and to Smash Brothers.
Wait, that sounded racist
Presumably, after this is done, I will be ready to attend Mario Parties and to Smash Brothers.
Wait, that sounded racist
November 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I am now ready to drive Mario Karts.
Presumably, after this is done, I will be ready to attend Mario Parties and to Smash Brothers.
Wait, that sounded racist
Presumably, after this is done, I will be ready to attend Mario Parties and to Smash Brothers.
Wait, that sounded racist
The How To Train Your Dragon show is pretty great
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The How To Train Your Dragon show is pretty great
My boys met Astrid. My 8 year old is in love
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My boys met Astrid. My 8 year old is in love
Headed to Berk
November 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Headed to Berk
A couple great Italian Americans
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
A couple great Italian Americans
