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I think I forgot how to post good
October 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I think I forgot how to post good
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superman gets tired of pretending to be clark kent but misses being a journalist, so he writes an extremely popular blog about inedible items -- concrete, depleted uranium, molten steel -- and what they taste like
August 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
superman gets tired of pretending to be clark kent but misses being a journalist, so he writes an extremely popular blog about inedible items -- concrete, depleted uranium, molten steel -- and what they taste like
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It’s not a fanny pack. It’s a tactical cummerbund.
July 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It’s not a fanny pack. It’s a tactical cummerbund.
"Mom, can we go see 200 Stab Wounds?"
"We have 200 Stab Wounds at home."
200 Stab Wounds at home:
"We have 200 Stab Wounds at home."
200 Stab Wounds at home:
July 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"Mom, can we go see 200 Stab Wounds?"
"We have 200 Stab Wounds at home."
200 Stab Wounds at home:
"We have 200 Stab Wounds at home."
200 Stab Wounds at home:
This is how you guarantee that you get folks pissing on the Alamo in tribute: www.billboard.com/music/rock/t...
July 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This is how you guarantee that you get folks pissing on the Alamo in tribute: www.billboard.com/music/rock/t...
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Real Astronomer Reacts to Astronomer Coldplay Scandal
July 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Real Astronomer Reacts to Astronomer Coldplay Scandal
I just had a terrible idea : Siouxsie and the Blowfish
July 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I just had a terrible idea : Siouxsie and the Blowfish
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tell me without telling me that you’re behind on your child support payments
July 6, 2024 at 3:32 PM
tell me without telling me that you’re behind on your child support payments
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that “opposites attract” shit does NOT work. women HATE when you dress up like a hip hop cartoon cat
June 29, 2024 at 4:34 AM
that “opposites attract” shit does NOT work. women HATE when you dress up like a hip hop cartoon cat
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They Should Invent A Strain Of Weed That Feels Like Not Having Tinnitus
June 24, 2024 at 10:26 PM
They Should Invent A Strain Of Weed That Feels Like Not Having Tinnitus
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There is so much darkness and pain in the world today, the least you could do is use a photo of the the melting Lincoln statue from the angle where it looks like he’s getting insane dome
June 25, 2024 at 11:54 PM
There is so much darkness and pain in the world today, the least you could do is use a photo of the the melting Lincoln statue from the angle where it looks like he’s getting insane dome
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cool i'll be on the computer too most likely
June 26, 2024 at 1:24 AM
cool i'll be on the computer too most likely
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to have a post go viral is to understand how god can hate his own creation
June 20, 2024 at 6:44 PM
to have a post go viral is to understand how god can hate his own creation
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frisky frisk in risky fisk with risqué burlesque fix
Neil Frisk is one of our MAGA Republican state lawmakers here in Michigan. Last night he solicited a local stripper and brought her home where they had a fight and he fired a gun at her.
Friske campaign said he is "always exercising his 2nd Amendment right."
www.fox2detroit.com/news/michiga...
Friske campaign said he is "always exercising his 2nd Amendment right."
www.fox2detroit.com/news/michiga...
Michigan lawmaker arrested for 'felony-level offense' in Lansing Thursday morning
State lawmaker Neil Friske, who is a Republican that represents Charlevoix and Emmet counties in northern Michigan, was taken into custody by Lansing Police.
www.fox2detroit.com
June 20, 2024 at 9:03 PM
frisky frisk in risky fisk with risqué burlesque fix
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Telling my niece Amelia Earhart died cause she was adamant about having drink service in spite of turbulence
June 18, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Telling my niece Amelia Earhart died cause she was adamant about having drink service in spite of turbulence
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Texting your most embarrassing friend, “I admire your commitment to a life of self-mortification!”
June 15, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Texting your most embarrassing friend, “I admire your commitment to a life of self-mortification!”
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that copy of your consciousness that is being tortured by a hypothetical future ai god isn't going to fuck you bro
June 10, 2024 at 7:55 PM
that copy of your consciousness that is being tortured by a hypothetical future ai god isn't going to fuck you bro
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Me: I'm having a heart attack
My daughter: I'll get the defibrillator
Me (grabbing her arm): no, get it now
My daughter: I'll get the defibrillator
Me (grabbing her arm): no, get it now
October 16, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Me: I'm having a heart attack
My daughter: I'll get the defibrillator
Me (grabbing her arm): no, get it now
My daughter: I'll get the defibrillator
Me (grabbing her arm): no, get it now