Boomer Janssen
@drfarts-do.bsky.social
ER physician. Dumber than you probably think.
Former college hockey disappointment still living the beer league dream.
Philly sports, emo/indie music, terrible opinions
Former college hockey disappointment still living the beer league dream.
Philly sports, emo/indie music, terrible opinions
Risto is still bad. Stay on your feet bud. Almost never a reason to go to ground on a 2 on 1
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Risto is still bad. Stay on your feet bud. Almost never a reason to go to ground on a 2 on 1
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Oh mah gahhdd get Risto off the power play. Just no idea what a shooting lane is
January 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Oh mah gahhdd get Risto off the power play. Just no idea what a shooting lane is
Man, I think after this Dvorak contract I’m officially on the wrong side of the Danny B confidence scale
January 6, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Man, I think after this Dvorak contract I’m officially on the wrong side of the Danny B confidence scale
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A lot of downside risk on the Dvorak deal:
- regresses because this was a career year
- regresses because of age
- blocks higher-upside young players because of coach loving him
- blocks higher-upside young players because he regresses & they can't trade him
...and not a ton of upside. Welp.
- regresses because this was a career year
- regresses because of age
- blocks higher-upside young players because of coach loving him
- blocks higher-upside young players because he regresses & they can't trade him
...and not a ton of upside. Welp.
January 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
A lot of downside risk on the Dvorak deal:
- regresses because this was a career year
- regresses because of age
- blocks higher-upside young players because of coach loving him
- blocks higher-upside young players because he regresses & they can't trade him
...and not a ton of upside. Welp.
- regresses because this was a career year
- regresses because of age
- blocks higher-upside young players because of coach loving him
- blocks higher-upside young players because he regresses & they can't trade him
...and not a ton of upside. Welp.
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i should go yell at some geese
May 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i should go yell at some geese
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Way to go Flyers. Way to continue doing things we repeatedly ask you not to.
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Way to go Flyers. Way to continue doing things we repeatedly ask you not to.
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The starters/backups thing can be debated, but the offense being almost the exact same as it was in every other game would seem to be the issue.
January 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The starters/backups thing can be debated, but the offense being almost the exact same as it was in every other game would seem to be the issue.
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Hard to figure out what changed (Patullo) that made Tanner McKee look (Patullo) so shitty today compared (Patullo) to every other game he’s ever played in (Patullo)
January 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Hard to figure out what changed (Patullo) that made Tanner McKee look (Patullo) so shitty today compared (Patullo) to every other game he’s ever played in (Patullo)
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Setting up a “Kelee Ringo betting scandal” news alert
January 5, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Setting up a “Kelee Ringo betting scandal” news alert
Holy smokes that Ringo play is butt fumble levels of tomfoolery. Can’t come back from that
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Holy smokes that Ringo play is butt fumble levels of tomfoolery. Can’t come back from that
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Terry McLaurin laughing and celebrating on the sideline taking a dive against a 6th string CB is why the Commanders is some of the biggest Stink Ass Loser & Franchise stuff around
January 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Terry McLaurin laughing and celebrating on the sideline taking a dive against a 6th string CB is why the Commanders is some of the biggest Stink Ass Loser & Franchise stuff around
Perfect example why you don’t even think about playing the starters today unless the bye is on the table. Sucks for Calcaterra, but that coulda easily been goedert
January 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Perfect example why you don’t even think about playing the starters today unless the bye is on the table. Sucks for Calcaterra, but that coulda easily been goedert
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Tomorrow on TV we get to play my favorite game: BAD DEFENSE OR GREAT OFFENSE
(the answer is both, of course)
(the answer is both, of course)
December 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Tomorrow on TV we get to play my favorite game: BAD DEFENSE OR GREAT OFFENSE
(the answer is both, of course)
(the answer is both, of course)
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The Eagles have accumulated 18 sacks over their last 4 games with a four-man rush, 7 more than any other defense entering Sunday Night Football.
via Next Gen Stats
via Next Gen Stats
December 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The Eagles have accumulated 18 sacks over their last 4 games with a four-man rush, 7 more than any other defense entering Sunday Night Football.
via Next Gen Stats
via Next Gen Stats
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This and the Packers being 0-3 in games where they don’t punt are two of the most incomprehensible NFL stats I’ve ever seen
This season, there have been four instances where an offense has gained fewer than 20 yards in the entire second half.
Two were by the Eagles.
They won both games (today and Week 4).
Two were by the Eagles.
They won both games (today and Week 4).
December 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This and the Packers being 0-3 in games where they don’t punt are two of the most incomprehensible NFL stats I’ve ever seen
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The tragedy here — and it might doom the Eagles in the postseason — is that I’m sure Sirianni thinks he won because he played it smart.
That’s 180 degrees from the truth.
That’s 180 degrees from the truth.
December 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The tragedy here — and it might doom the Eagles in the postseason — is that I’m sure Sirianni thinks he won because he played it smart.
That’s 180 degrees from the truth.
That’s 180 degrees from the truth.
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[defending super bowl champs, 2x division champs, three-game winning streak heading toward the playoffs, just won a huge game on the road] boooooooooo
December 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
[defending super bowl champs, 2x division champs, three-game winning streak heading toward the playoffs, just won a huge game on the road] boooooooooo
I’m an eagles fan, so very cool, but why the fuck would you go for 2 there as Buffalo? The opposing team QB literally hasn’t COMPLETED A PASS in 30 minutes of game time. Why risk it all in one game vs an elite defense?
December 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’m an eagles fan, so very cool, but why the fuck would you go for 2 there as Buffalo? The opposing team QB literally hasn’t COMPLETED A PASS in 30 minutes of game time. Why risk it all in one game vs an elite defense?
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We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
February 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
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i think if a director wants to make a movie longer than 120 min they should have to get permission via national referendum
December 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
i think if a director wants to make a movie longer than 120 min they should have to get permission via national referendum
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Still can’t believe the Wild actually traded for Quinn Hughes. Holy shit
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Still can’t believe the Wild actually traded for Quinn Hughes. Holy shit