Lisa
downtofika.bsky.social
Lisa
@downtofika.bsky.social
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American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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When you drag a woman by the hair, beat her and force her to kiss your flag, that’s how you tell the world you are the Good Guys
Absolutely heinous.
October 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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legend of zelda: a link to the past puzzle solved sound effect as i push the last deck chair into place and the titanic stops sinking
June 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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community little library box but it's various sauces
September 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Now that we know dinosaurs had blood, it's only a matter of time until paleontologists find evidence of vampire dinosaurs who feasted on that blood, and of Blade dinosaurs who fought the vampire dinosaurs.
Blood Vessels Found in T. rex Bones Rewrite What We Know About Dinosaurs
Researchers uncovered blood vessels in Scotty, the largest T. rex fossil. High-powered x-rays revealed mineralized tissues that deepen our understanding of dinosaur biology. Although much of modern pa...
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September 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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it's inconsiderate to email me in the morning, as I've just woken up, or in the middle of the day as I'm trying to go to lunch, or in the afternoon as I am about to get off work and you're emailing me rn??
August 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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[In the imperial core as violence is visited upon the periphery] haha fuck yeah!! yes!!

[As the violence visited upon the periphery returns to the imperial core] well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
July 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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you guys are being very cynical about this but the real explanation is that bears and Bigfoot are buddies. They like to hang out and do stuff together
June 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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you, a fool: "Luigi Mangione committed murder but what his victim did, the UnitedHealthcare CEO, was not"
UnitedHealthcare:
UnitedHealth secretly pressured nurses to change patients' records to include DNRs (Do Not Resuscitate) without their consent, so those patients would die instead of being saved with medical interventions that could cost UnitedHealth money.

This is murder.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
May 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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"she's not gonna fuck you bro"

she will. she will if i display my plumage ostentatiously enough
April 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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this middle-aged Arab guy's instagram has the absolute best aphorisms. "Why would you stop in Hell?"
March 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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You can buy Oreo cream filling by itself in a container but it doesn’t taste as good. You must work for the cream. The T-Rex doesn’t want to be fed. It wants to hunt.
March 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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ever since i was a small child it has been my ambition to go to bed
December 24, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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girls hate it when you have lost the mandate of heaven
December 22, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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ever since hearing like three seconds of Jingle Bell Rock yesterday i've been thinking about how devastating it would be if you're stuck behind someone who's walking too slow and you hit em with "giddy up jingle horse"
December 21, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
November 12, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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Once again: DST doesn’t solve the problem of going to/from work in the dark.

Instead, when days get shorter in the fall, we should just shorten the workday by an hour.

Then in spring, when we start getting more daylight again, we can shorten the workday by another hour.
November 3, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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Every fall, people are like "oh finally it's soup season"

Every season is soup season if you're brave enough and spiritually sanctified by the soup gods, coward.
October 27, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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say what you will about gustav holst that mother fucker knew exactly what planets sound like
September 28, 2024 at 12:53 AM