Creature Cheeseman
@psychicteeth.bsky.social
upholsterer / sourdough / handyman / cough gamedev cough
butlerian jihad in bio
some games:
psychicteeth.itch.io
https://store.steampowered.com/app/221180/Eufloria_HD/
butlerian jihad in bio
some games:
psychicteeth.itch.io
https://store.steampowered.com/app/221180/Eufloria_HD/
Pinned
Growing a tree until the computer begs for mercy
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it's,,, fuckin,,,,,,,,,,,
January 19, 2026 at 9:34 PM
it's,,, fuckin,,,,,,,,,,,
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Couple more Addams bangers, all with a genuinely eerie quality to them.
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Couple more Addams bangers, all with a genuinely eerie quality to them.
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This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
Boiling in a copper alembic over an ear wax candle a mixture of herbs, animal parts, and a Shamwow, to make a potion that causes the USA to shut the fuck up for a full month
January 18, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Boiling in a copper alembic over an ear wax candle a mixture of herbs, animal parts, and a Shamwow, to make a potion that causes the USA to shut the fuck up for a full month
I realised recently that I'd been getting Will Stancil and Will Arnett conflated somehow. I was happier before i realised my mistake
January 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I realised recently that I'd been getting Will Stancil and Will Arnett conflated somehow. I was happier before i realised my mistake
2:12am... going back for more
January 18, 2026 at 7:05 PM
2:12am... going back for more
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We’re visiting a high-school friend of my wife and LOOK AT THIS PAINTING HER DAUGHTER DID
January 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
We’re visiting a high-school friend of my wife and LOOK AT THIS PAINTING HER DAUGHTER DID
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honored to say Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor is part of this! have you slept on it for a decade? you can pick it up for 66% off ⬇️⬇️⬇️
The 19th Annual IndieCade Festival is now live! Find our event on the Steam homepage, along with our selection of indie games from so many amazing developers around the world!
🏆Plus, stay tuned for the #IndieCade #AwardCeremony streaming on #Steam and #YouTube TOMORROW 11:00 am PST/2:00 pm EST!
🏆Plus, stay tuned for the #IndieCade #AwardCeremony streaming on #Steam and #YouTube TOMORROW 11:00 am PST/2:00 pm EST!
January 17, 2026 at 7:07 PM
honored to say Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor is part of this! have you slept on it for a decade? you can pick it up for 66% off ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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16 Jan 2026
January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
16 Jan 2026
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what the hell
Merged PR into main at bluesky-social/social-app: Add fishing minigame (#9713)
January 16, 2026 at 7:21 PM
what the hell
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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On reflection i think the first 2 chapters of ROUTINE should have been 5 times as long and the last 4 chapters about half as long
January 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
On reflection i think the first 2 chapters of ROUTINE should have been 5 times as long and the last 4 chapters about half as long
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"Trees Hate You" Steam page now live! Wishlist if you want to be bullied of horrible trees: store.steampowered.com/app/4171850/...
#indiegame #steamgame #ragegame #gamedev
#indiegame #steamgame #ragegame #gamedev
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"Trees Hate You" Steam page now live! Wishlist if you want to be bullied of horrible trees: store.steampowered.com/app/4171850/...
#indiegame #steamgame #ragegame #gamedev
#indiegame #steamgame #ragegame #gamedev
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a list of everyone who has a crush on me wouldn’t fix me but it would be nice to have
January 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
a list of everyone who has a crush on me wouldn’t fix me but it would be nice to have
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Phonopolis cleaners are not to be messed with ☝️
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Phonopolis cleaners are not to be messed with ☝️
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I love that Wikipedia's edit history is public because it only takes two clicks to get to the very first version of the "ant" article in its entirety from 2001. Happy 25th birthday Wikipedia! You've come so far
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I love that Wikipedia's edit history is public because it only takes two clicks to get to the very first version of the "ant" article in its entirety from 2001. Happy 25th birthday Wikipedia! You've come so far
Swirling a cauldron of the immiscible fluids "need way more shitty people to die" and "it's a slippery slope and bloodlust is the path of evil" in a vain attempt to produce a colloid
January 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Swirling a cauldron of the immiscible fluids "need way more shitty people to die" and "it's a slippery slope and bloodlust is the path of evil" in a vain attempt to produce a colloid
Wow $HIT got detagged quicker than a fresh Palestinian account
January 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Wow $HIT got detagged quicker than a fresh Palestinian account
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Disgusting.
All hail Dizzy! This early '90s UK magazine ad is for Fantastic Dizzy, ft. a late-period Indiana Jones-y take on, uhh, Codemasters' heroic platforming egg. [Scan via the VGHF Library.]
January 14, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Disgusting.
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Today was my 500th rodeo. I hurt myself terribly. It's dangerous at every experience level.
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Today was my 500th rodeo. I hurt myself terribly. It's dangerous at every experience level.
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Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
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(reading my list of things i can control) well that is not very much
January 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
(reading my list of things i can control) well that is not very much
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