Dopinephrine
@dopinephrine.bsky.social
Abstemiousness rewards only failure.
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Imagine becoming a better person. Now imagine space unicorns! Imaginations are sweet as hell
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Imagine becoming a better person. Now imagine space unicorns! Imaginations are sweet as hell
Watch an episode of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. Watch an episode of Reading Rainbow. Fred and LeVar always help make the things that matter clear.
Unironically, their affirmation of simple axioms is self care, and their attitude lends strength when the world operates on cruelty and acquisition.
Unironically, their affirmation of simple axioms is self care, and their attitude lends strength when the world operates on cruelty and acquisition.
November 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Watch an episode of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. Watch an episode of Reading Rainbow. Fred and LeVar always help make the things that matter clear.
Unironically, their affirmation of simple axioms is self care, and their attitude lends strength when the world operates on cruelty and acquisition.
Unironically, their affirmation of simple axioms is self care, and their attitude lends strength when the world operates on cruelty and acquisition.
remember when there was a week of discourse about the simple concept of binge-watching a show
Media acted like millennials were eating sheets of ice cream cake every day for lunch
Media acted like millennials were eating sheets of ice cream cake every day for lunch
July 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
remember when there was a week of discourse about the simple concept of binge-watching a show
Media acted like millennials were eating sheets of ice cream cake every day for lunch
Media acted like millennials were eating sheets of ice cream cake every day for lunch
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Maybe when the dust settles, we can make kindness the default, instead of evil? Just spitballing for goofs here
July 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Maybe when the dust settles, we can make kindness the default, instead of evil? Just spitballing for goofs here
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The @nytimes.com saw people wearing these shirts and decided, “Let’s win them over.”
July 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The @nytimes.com saw people wearing these shirts and decided, “Let’s win them over.”
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The other dancers at the audition snicker amongst themselves. They cannot comprehend what my body is about to do. When I finish, they will seek my advice and guidance.
July 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The other dancers at the audition snicker amongst themselves. They cannot comprehend what my body is about to do. When I finish, they will seek my advice and guidance.
The Big Horn Basin in Northwest Wyoming, situated east of Yellowstone National Park, is a geological marvel. It’s one of the few places where the original pink mantle rock of Earth’s crust can be found at the surface. It features sulfuric hot springs, forest, desert, and tons of ancient fossils.
June 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The Big Horn Basin in Northwest Wyoming, situated east of Yellowstone National Park, is a geological marvel. It’s one of the few places where the original pink mantle rock of Earth’s crust can be found at the surface. It features sulfuric hot springs, forest, desert, and tons of ancient fossils.
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jesus at yellowstone national park, cutting up for his buddies by tap dancing on top of old faithful when it erupts
June 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
jesus at yellowstone national park, cutting up for his buddies by tap dancing on top of old faithful when it erupts
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my dad: people today are too sensitive
me: u bitches cried when dylan went electric
me: u bitches cried when dylan went electric
May 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
my dad: people today are too sensitive
me: u bitches cried when dylan went electric
me: u bitches cried when dylan went electric
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1. time is limited but love is not, don’t ration it.
2. at least once a day go look at ducks. trust me
2. at least once a day go look at ducks. trust me
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
1. time is limited but love is not, don’t ration it.
2. at least once a day go look at ducks. trust me
2. at least once a day go look at ducks. trust me
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
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Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech
May 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech
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Wife: What happened to the bird seed?
My eyes blaze with an unknown light: The birds ate all of it. I had none of it.
My eyes blaze with an unknown light: The birds ate all of it. I had none of it.
May 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Wife: What happened to the bird seed?
My eyes blaze with an unknown light: The birds ate all of it. I had none of it.
My eyes blaze with an unknown light: The birds ate all of it. I had none of it.
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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Habeas probably my favorite kind of corpus
April 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Habeas probably my favorite kind of corpus
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In these uncertain times, it’s important to keep doing silly bits that amuse your wife
March 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
In these uncertain times, it’s important to keep doing silly bits that amuse your wife
I’m doing that thing again where I consider whether Steve Jobs today would be a Randian network state DemocracyPro tech fascist working to disrupt the post office, or if he would be a Resist™ corpo diplomat who donates an almost suspicious amount of money to renewable foods in Mozambique.
March 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I’m doing that thing again where I consider whether Steve Jobs today would be a Randian network state DemocracyPro tech fascist working to disrupt the post office, or if he would be a Resist™ corpo diplomat who donates an almost suspicious amount of money to renewable foods in Mozambique.
My pet psychology theory is that the self is constructed around an aspect of the human animal that is arbitrarily selected when a person is very young. What is the most reductive, yet truest essence of an existence? *hits pipe* That is to say, everyone is either a butthole thinker or a brain thinker
March 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My pet psychology theory is that the self is constructed around an aspect of the human animal that is arbitrarily selected when a person is very young. What is the most reductive, yet truest essence of an existence? *hits pipe* That is to say, everyone is either a butthole thinker or a brain thinker
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How much WD40 do you have to drink to believe this shit?
Tuberville: "We're getting to a point now where women and girls sports and getting ready to be extinct. Because already in states across this country, we have high school teams that are made up of totally boys participating against girls."
March 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
How much WD40 do you have to drink to believe this shit?
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timothee chalamet is the tom cruise of michael ceras
February 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
timothee chalamet is the tom cruise of michael ceras