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“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
October 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
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I love unnecessarily sexy statues. My favorite being Thirst Trap Lincoln from the LA County Superior Courthouse.
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I love unnecessarily sexy statues. My favorite being Thirst Trap Lincoln from the LA County Superior Courthouse.
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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I love this so much and I am absolutely tearing up about it. The gentleness and plainness of this, the way he just lets her be her (and she seems so damn lovely, who wouldn’t?), the generosity.
It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
August 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I love this so much and I am absolutely tearing up about it. The gentleness and plainness of this, the way he just lets her be her (and she seems so damn lovely, who wouldn’t?), the generosity.
It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
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They should make videos of women laughing at ICE agents. Stuttering oafs in their stupid Fallujah cosplay having their pants suddenly drop and a bunch of hot women see between their cheeks. No plot or jokes, just teary-eyed laughter of dozens of 10/10 women seeing agents' stumpy dinger and beans.
August 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
They should make videos of women laughing at ICE agents. Stuttering oafs in their stupid Fallujah cosplay having their pants suddenly drop and a bunch of hot women see between their cheeks. No plot or jokes, just teary-eyed laughter of dozens of 10/10 women seeing agents' stumpy dinger and beans.
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50 guys jumping out of a Penske truck and 80% of them have their pants fall down and trip over each other in a big pile of bare asses and flopping balls. Keystone Kops routines but with almost all of it being strictly about sack and hole exposure in front of large crowds of ruthless insta models.
August 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
50 guys jumping out of a Penske truck and 80% of them have their pants fall down and trip over each other in a big pile of bare asses and flopping balls. Keystone Kops routines but with almost all of it being strictly about sack and hole exposure in front of large crowds of ruthless insta models.
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Captain Tom's daughter
Michelle Mone
John Darwin
Matt Goodwin
ABBA Voyage
Greensill Capital
Whoever is running the Larry the Cat account
EU Supergirl
Salt Path lady
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Michelle Mone
John Darwin
Matt Goodwin
ABBA Voyage
Greensill Capital
Whoever is running the Larry the Cat account
EU Supergirl
Salt Path lady
LinkedIn Premium
ok, somebody needs to rank the top 10 Great British Grifts of, say, the past 20 years.
Surely it’s more like the canoe man grift than the captain tom one
July 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Captain Tom's daughter
Michelle Mone
John Darwin
Matt Goodwin
ABBA Voyage
Greensill Capital
Whoever is running the Larry the Cat account
EU Supergirl
Salt Path lady
LinkedIn Premium
Michelle Mone
John Darwin
Matt Goodwin
ABBA Voyage
Greensill Capital
Whoever is running the Larry the Cat account
EU Supergirl
Salt Path lady
LinkedIn Premium
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What do you think is the greatest ever TV news clip? For me this can never be beaten...
September 15, 2024 at 5:16 PM
What do you think is the greatest ever TV news clip? For me this can never be beaten...
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From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
June 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
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Andor Characters and Their Counterparts in ‘Allo ‘Allo 1.
Dedra Meero and Private Helga Geerhart.
Dedra Meero and Private Helga Geerhart.
June 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Andor Characters and Their Counterparts in ‘Allo ‘Allo 1.
Dedra Meero and Private Helga Geerhart.
Dedra Meero and Private Helga Geerhart.
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Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad
June 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad
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Welcome to the archives.
June 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Welcome to the archives.
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Think my new provocative bit might be saying "if you want to give young people something to belong to, middle aged men need to get off their phones and start running stuff in their community".
May 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Think my new provocative bit might be saying "if you want to give young people something to belong to, middle aged men need to get off their phones and start running stuff in their community".
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Harvey Price time then.
In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
March 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Harvey Price time then.
In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
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By 18, this man had survived falling down a 3 floor staircase, swallowing needles and acid he'd mistaken for milk, suffocating varnish fumes, serious burns, and a large brick being dropped on his head. Neighbours called him 'the ghost child'.
This is the story of Adolphe Sax and his Saxophone /1 🧵
This is the story of Adolphe Sax and his Saxophone /1 🧵
March 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
By 18, this man had survived falling down a 3 floor staircase, swallowing needles and acid he'd mistaken for milk, suffocating varnish fumes, serious burns, and a large brick being dropped on his head. Neighbours called him 'the ghost child'.
This is the story of Adolphe Sax and his Saxophone /1 🧵
This is the story of Adolphe Sax and his Saxophone /1 🧵
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Exactly this. The left needs allies, not a claim to moral superiority, as I've said: stumblingandmumbling.typepad.com/stumbling_an...
February 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Exactly this. The left needs allies, not a claim to moral superiority, as I've said: stumblingandmumbling.typepad.com/stumbling_an...
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remember, the blitzkrieg is intended to make you feel like there is nothing you can do about it; that’s the only reason to go forward in this haphazard and sloppy manner all in the first week
and the choice of that strategy tells you they are afraid you *will* do something about it
and the choice of that strategy tells you they are afraid you *will* do something about it
January 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
remember, the blitzkrieg is intended to make you feel like there is nothing you can do about it; that’s the only reason to go forward in this haphazard and sloppy manner all in the first week
and the choice of that strategy tells you they are afraid you *will* do something about it
and the choice of that strategy tells you they are afraid you *will* do something about it
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Let’s talk about resistance after a conqueror takes power. Specifically let’s talk about this bendy yellow building, and what it shows us about the moment the Florentine Republic finally fell to its kleptocratic/proto-capitalist banking-fortune Medici conquerors 1/?
January 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Let’s talk about resistance after a conqueror takes power. Specifically let’s talk about this bendy yellow building, and what it shows us about the moment the Florentine Republic finally fell to its kleptocratic/proto-capitalist banking-fortune Medici conquerors 1/?
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ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die!
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1
December 30, 2024 at 1:50 PM
ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die!
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1
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Ok it’s getting late & I need to tell the story of my worst Christmas ever. It was a number of years ago when I first left my hometown & frankly parts of my memory may be faulty due to… various reasons involving drugs & drink. However: with the disclaimers done here are the warnings:
December 24, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Ok it’s getting late & I need to tell the story of my worst Christmas ever. It was a number of years ago when I first left my hometown & frankly parts of my memory may be faulty due to… various reasons involving drugs & drink. However: with the disclaimers done here are the warnings:
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I'm only now catching up with my love of all things Uncanny this Christmas, but I was partway through this episode, and the bit where Danny interview's George Bruce (it's a corker), his tale, reminded me of one of my favourite local mysteries.
Time for another local ghost story for Christmas.
Time for another local ghost story for Christmas.
December 22, 2024 at 3:22 PM
I'm only now catching up with my love of all things Uncanny this Christmas, but I was partway through this episode, and the bit where Danny interview's George Bruce (it's a corker), his tale, reminded me of one of my favourite local mysteries.
Time for another local ghost story for Christmas.
Time for another local ghost story for Christmas.