@doemeater.bsky.social
very unimaginative poster, some say he just doesn't have da juice - posting review
he/him
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apologies to everyone who thought they had a coolass name but
December 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
apologies to everyone who thought they had a coolass name but
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December 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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One thing I kind of hate about the customer experience in 2025 is that everything sucks ass but then asks you to take a five minute survey on it sucking ass
December 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
One thing I kind of hate about the customer experience in 2025 is that everything sucks ass but then asks you to take a five minute survey on it sucking ass
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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We're super excited to be returning to the Bagpuss Universe for Yaffle Origins. As mega fans of the Oliver Postbox multiverse, we always dreamed of telling the story of Assistant Professor Yaffle getting his first pair of glasses or whatever. Join us on this barren sphere, in this living death.
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
We're super excited to be returning to the Bagpuss Universe for Yaffle Origins. As mega fans of the Oliver Postbox multiverse, we always dreamed of telling the story of Assistant Professor Yaffle getting his first pair of glasses or whatever. Join us on this barren sphere, in this living death.
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Woah! Would they? That would be a totally new thing and I don't know what Operation Gladio is, or why all of a sudden we got all those "Christian Democratic" parties right after WWII!
What if that but it's new!
What if that but it's new!
December 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Woah! Would they? That would be a totally new thing and I don't know what Operation Gladio is, or why all of a sudden we got all those "Christian Democratic" parties right after WWII!
What if that but it's new!
What if that but it's new!
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Sir I love your work deporting babies after kicking their mothers down the stairs. But All in the Family is my favorite show
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Sir I love your work deporting babies after kicking their mothers down the stairs. But All in the Family is my favorite show
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Young Shelden Ring
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Young Shelden Ring
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well done to everyone involved
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
well done to everyone involved
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can you think of a single time you read the words “private equity” in a headline for a story about making the world better? no? me neither
Private equity has found a new source of profit: volunteer fire departments.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/u...
Private Equity Finds a New Source of Profit: Volunteer Fire Departments
www.nytimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
can you think of a single time you read the words “private equity” in a headline for a story about making the world better? no? me neither
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Cereal mascots clearly do not care for OSHA violations.
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Cereal mascots clearly do not care for OSHA violations.
terrible
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
terrible
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thing you gotta remember when you're tempted to get into actual back and forth argument about fandom takes online is that if someone is unusually bad at understanding not very complicated tv shows they're unlikely to do a lot better at understanding other people's internet posts
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
thing you gotta remember when you're tempted to get into actual back and forth argument about fandom takes online is that if someone is unusually bad at understanding not very complicated tv shows they're unlikely to do a lot better at understanding other people's internet posts
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I realised that, in keeping with his icy persona, a better name for Stone Cold Steve Austin’s finishing move would’ve been “The Frosty Reception”. Probably too late to fix this but I’ve emailed WWE about it anyway
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I realised that, in keeping with his icy persona, a better name for Stone Cold Steve Austin’s finishing move would’ve been “The Frosty Reception”. Probably too late to fix this but I’ve emailed WWE about it anyway
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Question: Is the Junkfood Monster recognized in Muppet canon??
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Question: Is the Junkfood Monster recognized in Muppet canon??
this is a joke but my friends bought a bowl at jersey airport with potatoes and shit on it as a last minute gift for letting them stay with us and my mum still tresures it to this day 15+ years later😄
Mom Brought To Tears By Thing Picked Up At Airport https://theonion.com/mom-brought-to-tears-by-thing-picked-up-at-airport-1819566026/
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
this is a joke but my friends bought a bowl at jersey airport with potatoes and shit on it as a last minute gift for letting them stay with us and my mum still tresures it to this day 15+ years later😄
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not to sound ungrateful but uh… 😶 #silenthillf
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
not to sound ungrateful but uh… 😶 #silenthillf
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The Daily Mail is IN HELL
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Daily Mail is IN HELL
those poor lampreys
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
those poor lampreys
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Call of Duty sales being down badly this year is heartening, in a way. Some of these forever game IPs really do need to sunset and make room for others to emerge at the very least
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Call of Duty sales being down badly this year is heartening, in a way. Some of these forever game IPs really do need to sunset and make room for others to emerge at the very least
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negotiating with a slime in Shin Megami Tensei V
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
negotiating with a slime in Shin Megami Tensei V
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November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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I actually think it's good that two or three companies control the functioning of the entire internet because then sometimes we get these big outages that cause a lot of trouble for a lot of people.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I actually think it's good that two or three companies control the functioning of the entire internet because then sometimes we get these big outages that cause a lot of trouble for a lot of people.