Stefan
@zin5ki.bsky.social
Tuesday enthusiast. Room-temperature water drinker by necessity.
How exactly does one write a sandwich?
February 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
How exactly does one write a sandwich?
Low prices and even lower brows.
February 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Low prices and even lower brows.
Would anyone like to borrow an orchestra?
February 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Would anyone like to borrow an orchestra?
"Where shall we go to eat?"
"Ima."
"Yes, I know we should go now, but where?"
"Ima."
"Yes, I know we should go now, but where?"
February 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
"Where shall we go to eat?"
"Ima."
"Yes, I know we should go now, but where?"
"Ima."
"Yes, I know we should go now, but where?"
Reposted by Stefan
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme...
February 7, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme...
Imagine eating a house.
February 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Imagine eating a house.
The Mario brothers are not the only 1980s mainstays in the plumbing business.
February 7, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The Mario brothers are not the only 1980s mainstays in the plumbing business.
At last, a diner for chickens.
February 7, 2026 at 9:03 PM
At last, a diner for chickens.
When Mickey Mouse tries to paint the walls using sorcery:
February 7, 2026 at 9:03 PM
When Mickey Mouse tries to paint the walls using sorcery:
A habit of most people in this land, save for frequent lapses in the act of keeping calm.
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
A habit of most people in this land, save for frequent lapses in the act of keeping calm.
Someone has left a food counter unattended, atop which a selection of items are still cooking.
February 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Someone has left a food counter unattended, atop which a selection of items are still cooking.
Ordering the "mix everything" then complaining that it did not, in fact, mix absolutely everything.
February 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Ordering the "mix everything" then complaining that it did not, in fact, mix absolutely everything.
The word in the street.
February 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
The word in the street.
The extra umlaut is a sign of Nordic authenticity, of course.
February 7, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The extra umlaut is a sign of Nordic authenticity, of course.
Can lemonade be used as paint?
February 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Can lemonade be used as paint?
Breaking: phallic graffito ruined by notable spelling mistake.
February 7, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Breaking: phallic graffito ruined by notable spelling mistake.
Would you eat "Els" for breakfast?
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Would you eat "Els" for breakfast?
The advent of cyber-postboxes draws near, apparently.
February 7, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The advent of cyber-postboxes draws near, apparently.
"The Privy Council" sounds like the most English euphemism imaginable.
February 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
"The Privy Council" sounds like the most English euphemism imaginable.
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