Stefan
@zin5ki.bsky.social
Tuesday enthusiast. Room-temperature water drinker by necessity.
As of today, Obama's title hangs in the balance.
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
As of today, Obama's title hangs in the balance.
To all, a good evening. Especially to the individual I saw in Tesco wearing some manner of cat bed as a hat.
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
To all, a good evening. Especially to the individual I saw in Tesco wearing some manner of cat bed as a hat.
The International Bartenders Association was founded to monitor the International Bar Association.
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The International Bartenders Association was founded to monitor the International Bar Association.
We display miniature ships in bottles because they used to be literally made of rum.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
We display miniature ships in bottles because they used to be literally made of rum.
Proposal: a variant of Yugioh in which every card is Pot of Greed. The gaming equivalent of a zip bomb.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuH8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuH8...
Every time Pot of Greed is activated in Yu-Gi-Oh!
YouTube video by Penguin in Pyjamas 2
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Proposal: a variant of Yugioh in which every card is Pot of Greed. The gaming equivalent of a zip bomb.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuH8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuH8...
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someone linked me this yesterday and despite having an actively abysmal day I had to choke back laughter when I thought about it again
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
someone linked me this yesterday and despite having an actively abysmal day I had to choke back laughter when I thought about it again
Reposted by Stefan
this may be the most demented alt text i've ever written
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
this may be the most demented alt text i've ever written
With future technology, it may be possible to invent a soft drink that retains its head like a beer.
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
With future technology, it may be possible to invent a soft drink that retains its head like a beer.
The problem with all fan-cooled computers is that no matter how quiet they are when new, dust still exists.
Ultimately, any battle between fan bearings and the dust precipitated by human habitation is a foregone conclusion.
Ultimately, any battle between fan bearings and the dust precipitated by human habitation is a foregone conclusion.
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The problem with all fan-cooled computers is that no matter how quiet they are when new, dust still exists.
Ultimately, any battle between fan bearings and the dust precipitated by human habitation is a foregone conclusion.
Ultimately, any battle between fan bearings and the dust precipitated by human habitation is a foregone conclusion.
The Steam Cube's price tag is competitive for today's economy: less than twice what we hoped the PS5 would cost by now.
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The Steam Cube's price tag is competitive for today's economy: less than twice what we hoped the PS5 would cost by now.
As we all know, Goku is a proud Spaniard.
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
As we all know, Goku is a proud Spaniard.
It can be like that sometimes.
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It can be like that sometimes.
Selling my five-year-old Playstation 5 for a profit of exactly Thirty Pieces of Silver.
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Selling my five-year-old Playstation 5 for a profit of exactly Thirty Pieces of Silver.
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every day the labour staffer who is addicted to x dot com and the labour staffer who has a bsky get in a fight. unfortunately the labour staffer who has a bsky is constantly getting the shit beaten out of him. not sure how to get around this other than them sloppy angry kissing
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
every day the labour staffer who is addicted to x dot com and the labour staffer who has a bsky get in a fight. unfortunately the labour staffer who has a bsky is constantly getting the shit beaten out of him. not sure how to get around this other than them sloppy angry kissing
So far this week, the leader of my two-member team has been unavailable for our scheduled morning calls. Consequently, I have said more words to foxes than to humans over the last two days.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
So far this week, the leader of my two-member team has been unavailable for our scheduled morning calls. Consequently, I have said more words to foxes than to humans over the last two days.
Fighting game characters cannot be allowed to star in games wherein they do not fight. Violence was their choice; so too must it be their punishment.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Fighting game characters cannot be allowed to star in games wherein they do not fight. Violence was their choice; so too must it be their punishment.
Those lucky children. How gaily they feast on items of confectionary, safe in the knowledge that they will grow a second set of teeth.
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Those lucky children. How gaily they feast on items of confectionary, safe in the knowledge that they will grow a second set of teeth.
The moral case is unequivocal. The next James Bond needs to be either Irish or French.
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The moral case is unequivocal. The next James Bond needs to be either Irish or French.
The Star Trek Fandom wiki has an entry about pineapples.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The Star Trek Fandom wiki has an entry about pineapples.
All purposes, you say? Even tax assessments? Even skateboarding? Even embalming?
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
All purposes, you say? Even tax assessments? Even skateboarding? Even embalming?
Due preparations for the coming winter.
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Due preparations for the coming winter.
Has anyone lost exactly fifteen eggs near the woods?
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Has anyone lost exactly fifteen eggs near the woods?
The BBC's director-general has resigned after accidentally saying "refugee" rather than "migrant" during a dinner party.
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The BBC's director-general has resigned after accidentally saying "refugee" rather than "migrant" during a dinner party.
Even ordinary bread is deemed wicked nowadays.
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Even ordinary bread is deemed wicked nowadays.
Salad dressing was invented when someone decided their leaves should be wet.
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Salad dressing was invented when someone decided their leaves should be wet.