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Stefan
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Tuesday enthusiast. Room-temperature water drinker by necessity.
As of today, Obama's title hangs in the balance.
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
To all, a good evening. Especially to the individual I saw in Tesco wearing some manner of cat bed as a hat.
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The International Bartenders Association was founded to monitor the International Bar Association.
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We display miniature ships in bottles because they used to be literally made of rum.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Proposal: a variant of Yugioh in which every card is Pot of Greed. The gaming equivalent of a zip bomb.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuH8...
Every time Pot of Greed is activated in Yu-Gi-Oh!
YouTube video by Penguin in Pyjamas 2
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Reposted by Stefan
someone linked me this yesterday and despite having an actively abysmal day I had to choke back laughter when I thought about it again
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Reposted by Stefan
this may be the most demented alt text i've ever written
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
With future technology, it may be possible to invent a soft drink that retains its head like a beer.
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The problem with all fan-cooled computers is that no matter how quiet they are when new, dust still exists.

Ultimately, any battle between fan bearings and the dust precipitated by human habitation is a foregone conclusion.
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The Steam Cube's price tag is competitive for today's economy: less than twice what we hoped the PS5 would cost by now.
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
As we all know, Goku is a proud Spaniard.
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It can be like that sometimes.
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Selling my five-year-old Playstation 5 for a profit of exactly Thirty Pieces of Silver.
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Reposted by Stefan
every day the labour staffer who is addicted to x dot com and the labour staffer who has a bsky get in a fight. unfortunately the labour staffer who has a bsky is constantly getting the shit beaten out of him. not sure how to get around this other than them sloppy angry kissing
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
So far this week, the leader of my two-member team has been unavailable for our scheduled morning calls. Consequently, I have said more words to foxes than to humans over the last two days.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Fighting game characters cannot be allowed to star in games wherein they do not fight. Violence was their choice; so too must it be their punishment.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Those lucky children. How gaily they feast on items of confectionary, safe in the knowledge that they will grow a second set of teeth.
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The moral case is unequivocal. The next James Bond needs to be either Irish or French.
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The Star Trek Fandom wiki has an entry about pineapples.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
All purposes, you say? Even tax assessments? Even skateboarding? Even embalming?
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Due preparations for the coming winter.
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Has anyone lost exactly fifteen eggs near the woods?
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The BBC's director-general has resigned after accidentally saying "refugee" rather than "migrant" during a dinner party.
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Even ordinary bread is deemed wicked nowadays.
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Salad dressing was invented when someone decided their leaves should be wet.
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM