Stefan
@zin5ki.bsky.social
Tuesday enthusiast. Room-temperature water drinker by necessity.
The Andrex brand has convinced a whole generation that puppies are paragons of anal hygiene.
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The Andrex brand has convinced a whole generation that puppies are paragons of anal hygiene.
Formulating a new purple adhesive to sell under the name of "Wagluigi".
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Formulating a new purple adhesive to sell under the name of "Wagluigi".
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In lieu of a moment of silence for all the crypto people losing their shirts saying “who could have seen this coming‽” I instead offer 10 minutes of uninterrupted laughter and this video.
Bon appétit.
Bon appétit.
February 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
In lieu of a moment of silence for all the crypto people losing their shirts saying “who could have seen this coming‽” I instead offer 10 minutes of uninterrupted laughter and this video.
Bon appétit.
Bon appétit.
Who will be Number Ten's next seat-warmer?
February 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Who will be Number Ten's next seat-warmer?
"And you could have it all/My empire of dirt."
February 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
"And you could have it all/My empire of dirt."
At the request of shareholders, this week's episode of WWE Smackdown will feature a scheduled "thank ICE" chant.
February 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
At the request of shareholders, this week's episode of WWE Smackdown will feature a scheduled "thank ICE" chant.
When you build a mesh but forget to smooth the vertex normals:
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
When you build a mesh but forget to smooth the vertex normals:
A smattering of mist today.
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
A smattering of mist today.
"Goody Two-shoes", am I? Might I win your favour by wearing a different number of shoes? A spare one on my hand held muppet-fashion, perhaps?
February 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
"Goody Two-shoes", am I? Might I win your favour by wearing a different number of shoes? A spare one on my hand held muppet-fashion, perhaps?
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you and me both bro
February 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
you and me both bro
Someone has made a decided fudge of the pick-and-mix.
February 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Someone has made a decided fudge of the pick-and-mix.
As I was running an errand nearby, I visited Iceland (the grocer) for the second time ever this evening. These freezer-laden aisles are the last bastion of many wares once commonplace.
February 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
As I was running an errand nearby, I visited Iceland (the grocer) for the second time ever this evening. These freezer-laden aisles are the last bastion of many wares once commonplace.
Only the ents can afford to rent offices in this area.
February 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Only the ents can afford to rent offices in this area.
The Grinchmas bus has been impounded until the advent of next Grinchmas.
February 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The Grinchmas bus has been impounded until the advent of next Grinchmas.
Why does the Xenoblade Pepsi Mentos person tear the mint tube in half, rather than just withdrawing pieces from an opened end?
February 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Why does the Xenoblade Pepsi Mentos person tear the mint tube in half, rather than just withdrawing pieces from an opened end?
"Breaking: local employees apprehended for being born of Wrong Wombs."
February 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
"Breaking: local employees apprehended for being born of Wrong Wombs."
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Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.
What is she hiding?
What is she hiding?
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.
What is she hiding?
What is she hiding?
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You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
Why must I be at work rather than at the Cock-a-doodle-doo-wop-doo Fun Park?
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Why must I be at work rather than at the Cock-a-doodle-doo-wop-doo Fun Park?
In an act unrelated to today's controversy, Keir Starmer has announced Pyotr Schmandelson as an incoming Labour member, US ambassador, Life Peer, and brand-new close friend.
February 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
In an act unrelated to today's controversy, Keir Starmer has announced Pyotr Schmandelson as an incoming Labour member, US ambassador, Life Peer, and brand-new close friend.
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Kicked out of the chess tournament for referring to bishops as “dire pawns”
February 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Kicked out of the chess tournament for referring to bishops as “dire pawns”
Chef's special for one.
February 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Chef's special for one.
My copy of The Thing has finally been autographed by the actor who played the Things in Stranger Things.
February 2, 2026 at 12:26 AM
My copy of The Thing has finally been autographed by the actor who played the Things in Stranger Things.
Starmer is simply too unadventurous to appear in the Epstein files. To compensate, his entire government is an attempt to show his paymasters that he, too, can ruin innocent lives with impunity.
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Starmer is simply too unadventurous to appear in the Epstein files. To compensate, his entire government is an attempt to show his paymasters that he, too, can ruin innocent lives with impunity.
His bowels are failing—these public accidents will only recur.
To avoid conflation, I propose we assign them unique names like hurricanes. (This one can be Defecation Adam.)
To avoid conflation, I propose we assign them unique names like hurricanes. (This one can be Defecation Adam.)
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
His bowels are failing—these public accidents will only recur.
To avoid conflation, I propose we assign them unique names like hurricanes. (This one can be Defecation Adam.)
To avoid conflation, I propose we assign them unique names like hurricanes. (This one can be Defecation Adam.)