Stefan
@zin5ki.bsky.social
Tuesday enthusiast. Room-temperature water drinker by necessity.
The Grinchmas bus has been impounded until the advent of next Grinchmas.
February 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The Grinchmas bus has been impounded until the advent of next Grinchmas.
Why does the Xenoblade Pepsi Mentos person tear the mint tube in half, rather than just withdrawing pieces from an opened end?
February 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Why does the Xenoblade Pepsi Mentos person tear the mint tube in half, rather than just withdrawing pieces from an opened end?
"Breaking: local employees apprehended for being born of Wrong Wombs."
February 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
"Breaking: local employees apprehended for being born of Wrong Wombs."
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Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.
What is she hiding?
What is she hiding?
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.
What is she hiding?
What is she hiding?
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You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
Why must I be at work rather than at the Cock-a-doodle-doo-wop-doo Fun Park?
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Why must I be at work rather than at the Cock-a-doodle-doo-wop-doo Fun Park?
In an act unrelated to today's controversy, Keir Starmer has announced Pyotr Schmandelson as an incoming Labour member, US ambassador, Life Peer, and brand-new close friend.
February 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
In an act unrelated to today's controversy, Keir Starmer has announced Pyotr Schmandelson as an incoming Labour member, US ambassador, Life Peer, and brand-new close friend.
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Kicked out of the chess tournament for referring to bishops as “dire pawns”
February 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Kicked out of the chess tournament for referring to bishops as “dire pawns”
Chef's special for one.
February 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Chef's special for one.
My copy of The Thing has finally been autographed by the actor who played the Things in Stranger Things.
February 2, 2026 at 12:26 AM
My copy of The Thing has finally been autographed by the actor who played the Things in Stranger Things.
Starmer is simply too unadventurous to appear in the Epstein files. To compensate, his entire government is an attempt to show his paymasters that he, too, can ruin innocent lives with impunity.
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Starmer is simply too unadventurous to appear in the Epstein files. To compensate, his entire government is an attempt to show his paymasters that he, too, can ruin innocent lives with impunity.
His bowels are failing—these public accidents will only recur.
To avoid conflation, I propose we assign them unique names like hurricanes. (This one can be Defecation Adam.)
To avoid conflation, I propose we assign them unique names like hurricanes. (This one can be Defecation Adam.)
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
His bowels are failing—these public accidents will only recur.
To avoid conflation, I propose we assign them unique names like hurricanes. (This one can be Defecation Adam.)
To avoid conflation, I propose we assign them unique names like hurricanes. (This one can be Defecation Adam.)
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
The show is called "Malcolm in the Middle" because the family's surname happens to be "Middle". For the sake of consistency, Malcolm's middle name is also "Middle".
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The show is called "Malcolm in the Middle" because the family's surname happens to be "Middle". For the sake of consistency, Malcolm's middle name is also "Middle".
Fighting games count as beat 'em ups, actually. Nobody said the "'em" has to be plural.
January 31, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Fighting games count as beat 'em ups, actually. Nobody said the "'em" has to be plural.
What has happened to Zapdos?
January 31, 2026 at 9:43 PM
What has happened to Zapdos?
Surely the ultimate bacon is just a whole loin of pork.
January 31, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Surely the ultimate bacon is just a whole loin of pork.
It can be like that sometimes.
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM
It can be like that sometimes.
The ball store has new stock.
January 31, 2026 at 9:28 PM
The ball store has new stock.
Which is your favourite Korean dish? Mine is plain chips.
January 31, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Which is your favourite Korean dish? Mine is plain chips.
When in this part of town, I always walk along the sparkle path.
January 31, 2026 at 9:26 PM
When in this part of town, I always walk along the sparkle path.
Cash-only restaurants give ordinary people the chance to enjoy something usually reserved for the wealthy: tax evasion.
January 31, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Cash-only restaurants give ordinary people the chance to enjoy something usually reserved for the wealthy: tax evasion.
Would you eat steamed limes?
January 31, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Would you eat steamed limes?
"I got tickets for both of us!"
"To see what?"
"It has five stars, you know."
"Yes, but what is it?"
"Not sure. It has stars instead of a name."
"To see what?"
"It has five stars, you know."
"Yes, but what is it?"
"Not sure. It has stars instead of a name."
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 PM
"I got tickets for both of us!"
"To see what?"
"It has five stars, you know."
"Yes, but what is it?"
"Not sure. It has stars instead of a name."
"To see what?"
"It has five stars, you know."
"Yes, but what is it?"
"Not sure. It has stars instead of a name."