Dzhaiq
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Dzhaiq
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While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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This is straight out of Succession:
Larry Ellison named a giant yacht "Izanami" after a Shinto deity, but quickly renamed it after it was pointed out that the name spelled "I'm a Nazi" backwards!!!
January 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
ICE delenda est.
January 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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for fucking decades i've had to listen to right wingers jerk off to their fantasies of masked federal agents turning their guns on innocent Americans and then the moment it actually happens they're sniveling boot-licking scum
January 8, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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this one’s a hot one
Is Zionism the Arkenstone
December 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Alex Pearlman (Pearlmania500) is on the ground talking with workers who are escalating our ULP strike at Starbucks' largest regional distribution center! #NoContractNoCoffee
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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BREAKING: Starbucks baristas at Downtown Disney couldn’t stand another day of their managers’ unfair labor practices & kicked off our nationwide strike this weekend. These workers have shut down one of largest Starbucks stores in the country — and we’re just getting started! #NoContractNoCoffee
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Its officially that time.
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“In his time the City was made more fair than it had ever been, even in the days of its first glory; and it was filled with trees and with fountains, and its gates were wrought of mithril and steel, and its streets were paved with white marble”

Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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sorry to say, but you were in fact born to be stressed out. being stressed out is the natural human condition. we're probably better at being stressed out about shit than any other creature that has ever lived, which is why we are the dominant alpha predators living in a time of massive prosperity
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.
October 24, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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whelp, I’ll be thinking about the Steven Soderbergh movie about Ben Solo until the day I die, I guess. we could’ve had it all.

apnews.com/article/adam...
October 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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When my family immigrated to this country, they did it the right way: falling from the night sky like embers, burrowing into the familiar silicates, slowly extending questing tendrils to sample the complex organic molecules of this new world, learning the logic of the self-replicators, assimilating
October 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗔𝗥𝗗: What the fuck did you just fucking say / lie about me / us, you little bitch / pussy? I'll have you know I graduated / ascended top / last of my class / family in the Navy Seals / publicist, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda / Enron
September 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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The magnetic deflector shield glows brighter when it is under attack from a plasma energy weapon.

(This is what is actually occurring.)
northern lights are out in sitka 🤩
October 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Chotiner: and then you didn't send him to jail, and he ran again?

USA: I mean yes but we do have pretty robust institutions, you know, the supreme court and so on

Chotiner: I see. So they were able to stop the worst of it?

USA: Well now it um the thing you have to understand
I briefly visualized Chotiner sitting down to interview the USA
so for future reference if you're too embarrassed by what you've done to ever show your face in public again but as a whole-ass country, how does that work? just logistically
September 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM