“I’ve got two magnums in my desk. One’s a gun, and I keep it loaded. The other’s a bottle, and it keeps me loaded.

“Name’s Tracer Bullet. I’m a private eye”

He “sees you when you’re sleeping” ever since the Ithil-stone was lost to the Nazgûl.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy