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F K in the coffee.
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someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione
December 11, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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Elf on a Shelf isn’t even 20 years old. Slam dunk that freak into the nearest toilet. Enough
December 11, 2024 at 5:13 AM
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December 12, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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god forbid we get to have a little fun for once
Yesterday the New York Times instructed staff to avoid publishing photos of Luigi Mangione's face, internal company messages leaked to me reveal.

"The news value and public service of showing his face is diminishing," Times management told staff.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ny-times-d...
NY Times Doesn’t Want You to See Mangione’s Face
Management directs staff to “dial back” Luigi Mangione headshots
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 12, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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‘Hollywood is just content now!’ Well then watch non-English-language stuff. Watch independent films. Watch stuff made for $10m max. Watch shorts. Watch guerrilla documentaries. Watch experimental filmmaking. Watch kooky animations. It’s still film if it wasn’t made in California for $100m.
December 11, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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Game Awards' "holy shit" announcements spoiled:

1. "Holy shit, I can't believe I watched the whole show for that."

2. "Holy shit, the economy will collapse before that comes out."
December 11, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 12:24 PM
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😾
December 11, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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I don't watch the Game Awards for the awards, or for the trailers. I watch for the curveballs, the X-factor. Who's going to be this year's Schick Hydrobot, or the sinister child who everyone's too embarrassed to escort off stage, the confusing speech by Al Pacino? It all goes down tomorrow night
December 12, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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there's a scene in Gladiator 2 where they fill up the Colosseum with water and a guy yells out something about Poseidon. i cannot help but respect how little Ridley Scott gives a fuck about history
December 11, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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I hate that i cant text anyone terminally internet brained enough to get this
December 11, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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Mariah Carey's Christmas song came on and I drove into a tree.
December 12, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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You're laughing, Darth Vader is dead and you're laughing. He had two kids and his wife died in child birth, yes he oversaw the literal destruction of an entire planet, I mean he legit blew it up into a million pieces, but he was a family man first and foremost.
December 10, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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I feel like some people need to realize that "protagonist" does not always mean "hero".
December 11, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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Listen to me, small children:

If you come in my mentions and start insisting Skyler White was a heartless harridan who should have supported Walter more, I am going to send you into the Phantom Zone.

You babies. You total regressive beanbags.
December 11, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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When you can watch Breaking Bad and realize that Walter is a dipshit from the very first episode to the final episode, then you will finally understand Breaking Bad.
December 11, 2024 at 8:01 AM
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No. That is a massive false equivalence.

Rittenhouse went into the hornets nest looking for anyone he could find who disagreed with him politically and murdered innocent people.

Mangione took out a fucking serial killer who had been murdering people by the tens of of thousands.
December 11, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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picking up its own feet...

let me ask this one time: who blew them off
December 11, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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Giddy up jingle horse pick up your feet (is this a threat?)
December 11, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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That’s no ordinary stone, that’s the jingle bell, that’s the jingle bell rock.
December 11, 2024 at 4:24 PM