Turkey Time Betsy 🦃
@baseballfrank.bsky.social
I watch 20/20, I know the statistics.
Things I probably will be posting about: hotdogs, baseball, cats, quilting, birds, my husband’s hatred of the B52s.
Things I probably will be posting about: hotdogs, baseball, cats, quilting, birds, my husband’s hatred of the B52s.
Pinned
Going to sleep in good conscience knowing Snoopy is not on the Epstein list.
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And what, that’s OUR fault?
Watching Dateline and they keep saying the last name “Schwalm” and I keep hearing “Schlong”
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
And what, that’s OUR fault?
The SLC airport is fully decked out for the holidays and I’ve finally shifted into peppermint mode
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The SLC airport is fully decked out for the holidays and I’ve finally shifted into peppermint mode
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Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
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real life boss baby tweet lol
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
real life boss baby tweet lol
Yes and I also do not want to be cremated because I worry that I won’t become a ghost if I’m in 1,000,000 pieces. This is a stupid thought that occupies a very large portion of my brain space.
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Yes and I also do not want to be cremated because I worry that I won’t become a ghost if I’m in 1,000,000 pieces. This is a stupid thought that occupies a very large portion of my brain space.
No, *you’re* crying while watching Selena on an airplane
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
No, *you’re* crying while watching Selena on an airplane
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The U.S. government is now inarguably spreading medical disinformation that is going to kill babies preferentially.
Period.
This is an INTOLERABLE. UNPRECEDENTED. DANGEROUS. ATTACK. ON ALL OF US.
Period.
This is an INTOLERABLE. UNPRECEDENTED. DANGEROUS. ATTACK. ON ALL OF US.
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The U.S. government is now inarguably spreading medical disinformation that is going to kill babies preferentially.
Period.
This is an INTOLERABLE. UNPRECEDENTED. DANGEROUS. ATTACK. ON ALL OF US.
Period.
This is an INTOLERABLE. UNPRECEDENTED. DANGEROUS. ATTACK. ON ALL OF US.
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Local pervert no longer “a big wheel” at the war criminal factory
#BREAKING: Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Summers Will Not Finish Semester of Teaching as Harvard Investigates Epstein Ties | News | The Harvard Crimson
Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey E. Epstein.
www.thecrimson.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Local pervert no longer “a big wheel” at the war criminal factory
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Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
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josh hader and his wife maria will be doing their annual toy drive again next week! if you follow me you’re familiar with BEAR but Be a Resource works with foster and CPS-involved youth in the Houston area. since i am geographically distant, pls support in my stead if you can!!
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
josh hader and his wife maria will be doing their annual toy drive again next week! if you follow me you’re familiar with BEAR but Be a Resource works with foster and CPS-involved youth in the Houston area. since i am geographically distant, pls support in my stead if you can!!
This is some folie a deux ass shit. A “friend” would never let you do this.
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This is some folie a deux ass shit. A “friend” would never let you do this.
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Your Honor, delete this
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Your Honor, delete this
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Listening to Tik Tok / IG Reels on your phone without headphones is such anti social behavior, it’s probably one of my least favorite things to encounter in the wild.
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Listening to Tik Tok / IG Reels on your phone without headphones is such anti social behavior, it’s probably one of my least favorite things to encounter in the wild.
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as you know i had an mri and it was perfect. very strong mri
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
as you know i had an mri and it was perfect. very strong mri
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Ever feel like you’re too crazy for Boys Town, yet too much of a boy for Crazy Town?
November 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ever feel like you’re too crazy for Boys Town, yet too much of a boy for Crazy Town?
I’m stupid enough to not really understand what they are saying but smart enough to know through context clues that Sam Altman is also extremely stupid.
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I’m stupid enough to not really understand what they are saying but smart enough to know through context clues that Sam Altman is also extremely stupid.
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Muppet "Knives Out" would own. I cannot think of an actor who would understand the assignment, on a Michael Caine level, better than Daniel Craig would. bsky.app/profile/rian...
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Muppet "Knives Out" would own. I cannot think of an actor who would understand the assignment, on a Michael Caine level, better than Daniel Craig would. bsky.app/profile/rian...
The neurodivergent urge to require a three hour wind down routine before bed so if you get home late you just keep pushing your bed time later and later, risking the chance of a really bad morning.
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The neurodivergent urge to require a three hour wind down routine before bed so if you get home late you just keep pushing your bed time later and later, risking the chance of a really bad morning.
But are they doing 1099 or W2, just trying to see if they breaking co-employment law
NEW: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. They're given addresses, vehicles, told to monitor the target. That information then goes back up to ICE. These are not licensed private investigators; members of the public
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
Contractor Paying Random People $300 to Physically Track Immigrants for ICE
“The more I listened to it, the more I’m like, something doesn’t sound right,” a person who was briefed on the pilot plans told 404 Media.
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
But are they doing 1099 or W2, just trying to see if they breaking co-employment law
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If you used a lighter to soften your mascara, it’s time to schedule a mammogram
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If you used a lighter to soften your mascara, it’s time to schedule a mammogram
A kiss on the forehead to all my mutuals trying to shift into peppermint mode this season
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
A kiss on the forehead to all my mutuals trying to shift into peppermint mode this season
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You guys realize this is 100% going to happen right
Can’t wait for the Alito opinion that claims Texas can redistrict while California can’t, should be an absolute fucking masterpiece
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You guys realize this is 100% going to happen right
Going to sleep in good conscience knowing Snoopy is not on the Epstein list.
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Going to sleep in good conscience knowing Snoopy is not on the Epstein list.