Gerald Goodridge
@ghgoodridge.bsky.social
Husband | Dad | Texas Ex | Nerd | He/Him | ✊🏾
💻 Burnt Orange Nation |🎙Longhorn Republic |
gif connoisseur | In my hood they call it buck
💻 Burnt Orange Nation |🎙Longhorn Republic |
gif connoisseur | In my hood they call it buck
Going to an airport is such an interesting ego death activity.
You start to feel like you’re the center of the universe and then you sit in a lobby with hundreds of people you don’t know going places you may never see.
You start to feel like you’re the center of the universe and then you sit in a lobby with hundreds of people you don’t know going places you may never see.
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Going to an airport is such an interesting ego death activity.
You start to feel like you’re the center of the universe and then you sit in a lobby with hundreds of people you don’t know going places you may never see.
You start to feel like you’re the center of the universe and then you sit in a lobby with hundreds of people you don’t know going places you may never see.
My AirPods sometimes do a weird thing where they’ll say they’re connected when they’re not.
I’m normally at home, so it’s a mild inconvenience, however today I’m flying and everyone around me just heard @hollyanderson.bsky.social say “several small strokes” in a weird voice.
I’m normally at home, so it’s a mild inconvenience, however today I’m flying and everyone around me just heard @hollyanderson.bsky.social say “several small strokes” in a weird voice.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My AirPods sometimes do a weird thing where they’ll say they’re connected when they’re not.
I’m normally at home, so it’s a mild inconvenience, however today I’m flying and everyone around me just heard @hollyanderson.bsky.social say “several small strokes” in a weird voice.
I’m normally at home, so it’s a mild inconvenience, however today I’m flying and everyone around me just heard @hollyanderson.bsky.social say “several small strokes” in a weird voice.
“There’s a male loneliness epidemic.”
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“There’s a male loneliness epidemic.”
Reposted by Gerald Goodridge
this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
1. Proud Boys are all peepee pants. We knew it was true but I appreciate the confirmation.
2. A prominent Proud Boy equating the mental anguish of a murderous coup with washing my hands after peeing is too on the nose.
2. A prominent Proud Boy equating the mental anguish of a murderous coup with washing my hands after peeing is too on the nose.
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
1. Proud Boys are all peepee pants. We knew it was true but I appreciate the confirmation.
2. A prominent Proud Boy equating the mental anguish of a murderous coup with washing my hands after peeing is too on the nose.
2. A prominent Proud Boy equating the mental anguish of a murderous coup with washing my hands after peeing is too on the nose.
This is the part that makes me so angry. I love America. I’m a product of the American Dream.
My dad is an immigrant and my mom was born into poverty as the oldest of six. They’re retired in the burbs now.
I’m angry because their story would be nigh impossible to replicate today.
My dad is an immigrant and my mom was born into poverty as the oldest of six. They’re retired in the burbs now.
I’m angry because their story would be nigh impossible to replicate today.
“Leftists hate America” brother I hate imperialism and genocide and the police state and endless war and watching people reduced to the value of what their bodies can produce while the dumbest shit imaginable is elevated by the worst people alive. America currently embodies this.That can be changed
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is the part that makes me so angry. I love America. I’m a product of the American Dream.
My dad is an immigrant and my mom was born into poverty as the oldest of six. They’re retired in the burbs now.
I’m angry because their story would be nigh impossible to replicate today.
My dad is an immigrant and my mom was born into poverty as the oldest of six. They’re retired in the burbs now.
I’m angry because their story would be nigh impossible to replicate today.
Starting my third attempt at Attack on Titan and I’m going to have to force myself to finish it because I must be missing something.
Big scary outsiders infiltrating from the other side of a wall.
It’s a well-made show, but does it ever stop being anti-immigrant and pro-fascist?
Am I too woke?
Big scary outsiders infiltrating from the other side of a wall.
It’s a well-made show, but does it ever stop being anti-immigrant and pro-fascist?
Am I too woke?
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Starting my third attempt at Attack on Titan and I’m going to have to force myself to finish it because I must be missing something.
Big scary outsiders infiltrating from the other side of a wall.
It’s a well-made show, but does it ever stop being anti-immigrant and pro-fascist?
Am I too woke?
Big scary outsiders infiltrating from the other side of a wall.
It’s a well-made show, but does it ever stop being anti-immigrant and pro-fascist?
Am I too woke?
I watched the first half of USF/UTSA on an airplane, which meant people kept looking at me funny while I laughed hysterically at whatever that was.
🏈📊DID WE REALLY GET BEAT THAT BAD?
NET SUCCESS RATES IN WEEK 11
NET SUCCESS RATES IN WEEK 11
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I watched the first half of USF/UTSA on an airplane, which meant people kept looking at me funny while I laughed hysterically at whatever that was.
Wife: Did you just sit in the garage with the car running?
Me: Yeah, sorry. Big Moe’s Just a Dog came on shuffle and I couldn’t get out until it was done. Kind of lost track, not trying to off myself.
Me: Yeah, sorry. Big Moe’s Just a Dog came on shuffle and I couldn’t get out until it was done. Kind of lost track, not trying to off myself.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Wife: Did you just sit in the garage with the car running?
Me: Yeah, sorry. Big Moe’s Just a Dog came on shuffle and I couldn’t get out until it was done. Kind of lost track, not trying to off myself.
Me: Yeah, sorry. Big Moe’s Just a Dog came on shuffle and I couldn’t get out until it was done. Kind of lost track, not trying to off myself.
The biggest threat to my Phantom Island subscription is @stevengodfrey.bsky.social making me cry when he talks parenting.
“Everything you do is preparation for a journey that isn’t yours.”
On top of my normal dad weepiness, yesterday was the last game of my first season coaching, so I’m a MESS.
“Everything you do is preparation for a journey that isn’t yours.”
On top of my normal dad weepiness, yesterday was the last game of my first season coaching, so I’m a MESS.
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The biggest threat to my Phantom Island subscription is @stevengodfrey.bsky.social making me cry when he talks parenting.
“Everything you do is preparation for a journey that isn’t yours.”
On top of my normal dad weepiness, yesterday was the last game of my first season coaching, so I’m a MESS.
“Everything you do is preparation for a journey that isn’t yours.”
On top of my normal dad weepiness, yesterday was the last game of my first season coaching, so I’m a MESS.
Reposted by Gerald Goodridge
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
“Dad, why are you so tired today?”
- The child who came into my room at 3am to tell me he clogged the toilet
- The child who came into my room at 3am to tell me he clogged the toilet
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“Dad, why are you so tired today?”
- The child who came into my room at 3am to tell me he clogged the toilet
- The child who came into my room at 3am to tell me he clogged the toilet
Big 12 fans from 2017 to 2021:
Charlie Kolar is on my all pro team of skill players teams forget to cover
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Big 12 fans from 2017 to 2021:
I’m not going to read this article, but these dudes all all the same.
I bet his shtick comes from some deep-seated insecurity about his race and identity leading him to seek approval from white people. You either self hate or become a caricature and hope they’ll love you.
Source: me, in 2002
I bet his shtick comes from some deep-seated insecurity about his race and identity leading him to seek approval from white people. You either self hate or become a caricature and hope they’ll love you.
Source: me, in 2002
CJ Pearson, the conservative wunderkind, first gained national attention at 13 for his viral rebuke of President Obama.
Now 23, he’s emerged as a leading face of the next generation of Black conservative activists.
Now 23, he’s emerged as a leading face of the next generation of Black conservative activists.
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’m not going to read this article, but these dudes all all the same.
I bet his shtick comes from some deep-seated insecurity about his race and identity leading him to seek approval from white people. You either self hate or become a caricature and hope they’ll love you.
Source: me, in 2002
I bet his shtick comes from some deep-seated insecurity about his race and identity leading him to seek approval from white people. You either self hate or become a caricature and hope they’ll love you.
Source: me, in 2002
Don’t understand what happened in a football game?
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Don’t understand what happened in a football game?
Me, when bad things happen to Altman and OpenAI
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Me, when bad things happen to Altman and OpenAI
My TikTok feed has taken a hard left turn into Friday Night Lights clips and dudes recording themselves walking off the field/talking off their shoulder pads for the last time.
I’m not equipped to be this sad all day.
I’m not equipped to be this sad all day.
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My TikTok feed has taken a hard left turn into Friday Night Lights clips and dudes recording themselves walking off the field/talking off their shoulder pads for the last time.
I’m not equipped to be this sad all day.
I’m not equipped to be this sad all day.
Watching the Drunken Fist episode of Naruto with the oldest.
Son: Why is Rock Lee acting weird? What was that bottle he drank?
Me: It’s sake, a type of alcohol.
Son: So is the reason you don’t want me to drink alcohol is so I don’t become too strong of a fighter?
Son: Why is Rock Lee acting weird? What was that bottle he drank?
Me: It’s sake, a type of alcohol.
Son: So is the reason you don’t want me to drink alcohol is so I don’t become too strong of a fighter?
a person with bandages on their hands is covering their face with trees in the background
Alt: a person with bandages on their hands is covering their face with trees in the background
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Watching the Drunken Fist episode of Naruto with the oldest.
Son: Why is Rock Lee acting weird? What was that bottle he drank?
Me: It’s sake, a type of alcohol.
Son: So is the reason you don’t want me to drink alcohol is so I don’t become too strong of a fighter?
Son: Why is Rock Lee acting weird? What was that bottle he drank?
Me: It’s sake, a type of alcohol.
Son: So is the reason you don’t want me to drink alcohol is so I don’t become too strong of a fighter?
Cam Coleman is so good, I momentarily forgot that his play means a good thing happened to DJ Durkin.
a man says i 'm having so many mixed feelings while sitting on a couch
ALT: a man says i 'm having so many mixed feelings while sitting on a couch
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Cam Coleman is so good, I momentarily forgot that his play means a good thing happened to DJ Durkin.
Cam Coleman is a cheat code.
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Cam Coleman is a cheat code.
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That is one of the greatest catches in college football history, holy shit
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
That is one of the greatest catches in college football history, holy shit
I think they broke Gus
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I think they broke Gus
Elon was born on third base and convinced a cult of personality that they loved the smell of his farts and his poorly-constructed trucks ripped from Metal Gear Solid on the PS1.
That aside, his money could solve most of the world’s problems and he won’t. He ain’t worth a drop of piss in a bucket.
That aside, his money could solve most of the world’s problems and he won’t. He ain’t worth a drop of piss in a bucket.
Elon Musk is worth every cent of his trillion dollars
Elon Musk is worth every cent of his trillion dollars
Elon Musk is worth every cent of his trillion dollars
www.independent.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Elon was born on third base and convinced a cult of personality that they loved the smell of his farts and his poorly-constructed trucks ripped from Metal Gear Solid on the PS1.
That aside, his money could solve most of the world’s problems and he won’t. He ain’t worth a drop of piss in a bucket.
That aside, his money could solve most of the world’s problems and he won’t. He ain’t worth a drop of piss in a bucket.
No context to add here other than I had to look twice to realize that this man in an orange tie wasn’t Dabo Swinney.
Firserv’s shares plunged late last month after the company slashed its full-year earnings outlook and delivered third-quarter results well short of analysts’ estimates.
Democrats Probe Trump Social Security Chief’s Tie to Fiserv Fall
Senate Democrats are pressing Fiserv Inc. for information on the role former chief executive Frank Bisignano played in the company’s plummeting fortunes before he took a role in President Donald Trump’s administration.
bloom.bg
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
No context to add here other than I had to look twice to realize that this man in an orange tie wasn’t Dabo Swinney.