Gerald Goodridge
@ghgoodridge.bsky.social
Husband | Dad | Texas Ex | Nerd | He/Him | ✊🏾
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gif connoisseur | In my hood they call it buck
💻 Burnt Orange Nation |🎙Longhorn Republic |
gif connoisseur | In my hood they call it buck
While I don’t appreciate Georgia Tech validating Narduzzi’s “we don’t care about Notre Dame” thing, since Georgia Tech has Georgia next week, this is technically good for Texas.
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
While I don’t appreciate Georgia Tech validating Narduzzi’s “we don’t care about Notre Dame” thing, since Georgia Tech has Georgia next week, this is technically good for Texas.
On a road trip.
My kids: “Can we just get fountain drinks and hot dogs from the gas station instead of going to a restaurant?”
Me, getting ready to save like $50
My kids: “Can we just get fountain drinks and hot dogs from the gas station instead of going to a restaurant?”
Me, getting ready to save like $50
a man with a name tag that says johnny on it
Alt: a man with a name tag that says johnny on it
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November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
On a road trip.
My kids: “Can we just get fountain drinks and hot dogs from the gas station instead of going to a restaurant?”
Me, getting ready to save like $50
My kids: “Can we just get fountain drinks and hot dogs from the gas station instead of going to a restaurant?”
Me, getting ready to save like $50
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Excited for it just to mean Magic the Gathering again. A return to basics
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Excited for it just to mean Magic the Gathering again. A return to basics
Just found out Chris Daughtry went scorched earth on Turning Point USA and MAGA.
Looks like it’s a divorced dad rock kind of day.
Looks like it’s a divorced dad rock kind of day.
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Just found out Chris Daughtry went scorched earth on Turning Point USA and MAGA.
Looks like it’s a divorced dad rock kind of day.
Looks like it’s a divorced dad rock kind of day.
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One of the most devastating community notes, possibly ever.
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
One of the most devastating community notes, possibly ever.
In the state of Texas, 51% of school funding propositions failed in the last election cycle. 54% of bond proposals failed.
The proposition in my school district failed by 98 votes.
I hate it so much.
The proposition in my school district failed by 98 votes.
I hate it so much.
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
In the state of Texas, 51% of school funding propositions failed in the last election cycle. 54% of bond proposals failed.
The proposition in my school district failed by 98 votes.
I hate it so much.
The proposition in my school district failed by 98 votes.
I hate it so much.
Frankly, there’s never been a pair of people more visibly “sex pest” than the Tate brothers.
Just looking at those two makes me immediately want to cover the drink of every woman within a three-mile radius.
Just looking at those two makes me immediately want to cover the drink of every woman within a three-mile radius.
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Frankly, there’s never been a pair of people more visibly “sex pest” than the Tate brothers.
Just looking at those two makes me immediately want to cover the drink of every woman within a three-mile radius.
Just looking at those two makes me immediately want to cover the drink of every woman within a three-mile radius.
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Leaning into my day with ease. Rocking into my day with joy.
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Leaning into my day with ease. Rocking into my day with joy.
I’m biased because Paul Wall is of my all-timers, but Grillz might be my answer.
Air Force Ones changed fashion in a major way.
Those two are ensemble songs, so the best Nelly-centric song, for me, is EI. That intro and the ad lib when the beat drops. Sheesh.
Air Force Ones changed fashion in a major way.
Those two are ensemble songs, so the best Nelly-centric song, for me, is EI. That intro and the ad lib when the beat drops. Sheesh.
An important question for the Bluesky generation: what’s the best Nelly song?
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m biased because Paul Wall is of my all-timers, but Grillz might be my answer.
Air Force Ones changed fashion in a major way.
Those two are ensemble songs, so the best Nelly-centric song, for me, is EI. That intro and the ad lib when the beat drops. Sheesh.
Air Force Ones changed fashion in a major way.
Those two are ensemble songs, so the best Nelly-centric song, for me, is EI. That intro and the ad lib when the beat drops. Sheesh.
I get annoyed at my kids quoting brain rot stuff, then one of my friends makes a reference to Indian Thriller and I’m reminded that every generation has theirs.
a man in a red leather suit is dancing on a stage .
Alt: a man in a red leather suit is dancing on a stage .
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November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I get annoyed at my kids quoting brain rot stuff, then one of my friends makes a reference to Indian Thriller and I’m reminded that every generation has theirs.
*laughs, thinking about the entire history of Black people in America*
ok I only saw the one dumb take but it turns out that was only a warmup
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
*laughs, thinking about the entire history of Black people in America*
It would piss me off regardless of who it is, but the Oklahoma kicker wearing those pants is infuriating.
Does it make me an old to sit here and be like “that’s illegal!”?
Does it make me an old to sit here and be like “that’s illegal!”?
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It would piss me off regardless of who it is, but the Oklahoma kicker wearing those pants is infuriating.
Does it make me an old to sit here and be like “that’s illegal!”?
Does it make me an old to sit here and be like “that’s illegal!”?
Oklahoma’s “make the entire secondary out of pass interference” strategy really bit them there.
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Oklahoma’s “make the entire secondary out of pass interference” strategy really bit them there.
The Cob Mob
(Iowa does make a lot of corn, right?)
(Iowa does make a lot of corn, right?)
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Cob Mob
(Iowa does make a lot of corn, right?)
(Iowa does make a lot of corn, right?)
Does Kalen DeBoer have a Brent Venables problem?
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Does Kalen DeBoer have a Brent Venables problem?
Every A&M booster officially confirmed Antifa.
Look I know we all wish A&M wouldn't win a championship.
But last time A&M won, we beat the Nazis.
Now we need to beat the Nazis again, so it's time for A&M to win again.
But last time A&M won, we beat the Nazis.
Now we need to beat the Nazis again, so it's time for A&M to win again.
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Every A&M booster officially confirmed Antifa.
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Me to Sakerlina fans right now
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Me to Sakerlina fans right now
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Shane Beamer after seeing that the Virginia Tech parachute option was no longer available.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Shane Beamer after seeing that the Virginia Tech parachute option was no longer available.
I’m what I call a lapsed Spurs fan. Grew up in SA during the Tim Duncan days and it was impossible not to cheer.
Watching Wemby dunk on Draymond is bringing that old feeling back.
Watching Wemby dunk on Draymond is bringing that old feeling back.
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m what I call a lapsed Spurs fan. Grew up in SA during the Tim Duncan days and it was impossible not to cheer.
Watching Wemby dunk on Draymond is bringing that old feeling back.
Watching Wemby dunk on Draymond is bringing that old feeling back.
Going to an airport is such an interesting ego death activity.
You start to feel like you’re the center of the universe and then you sit in a lobby with hundreds of people you don’t know going places you may never see.
You start to feel like you’re the center of the universe and then you sit in a lobby with hundreds of people you don’t know going places you may never see.
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Going to an airport is such an interesting ego death activity.
You start to feel like you’re the center of the universe and then you sit in a lobby with hundreds of people you don’t know going places you may never see.
You start to feel like you’re the center of the universe and then you sit in a lobby with hundreds of people you don’t know going places you may never see.
My AirPods sometimes do a weird thing where they’ll say they’re connected when they’re not.
I’m normally at home, so it’s a mild inconvenience, however today I’m flying and everyone around me just heard @hollyanderson.bsky.social say “several small strokes” in a weird voice.
I’m normally at home, so it’s a mild inconvenience, however today I’m flying and everyone around me just heard @hollyanderson.bsky.social say “several small strokes” in a weird voice.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My AirPods sometimes do a weird thing where they’ll say they’re connected when they’re not.
I’m normally at home, so it’s a mild inconvenience, however today I’m flying and everyone around me just heard @hollyanderson.bsky.social say “several small strokes” in a weird voice.
I’m normally at home, so it’s a mild inconvenience, however today I’m flying and everyone around me just heard @hollyanderson.bsky.social say “several small strokes” in a weird voice.
“There’s a male loneliness epidemic.”
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“There’s a male loneliness epidemic.”
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate