Chris Calogero
@realchriscal.bsky.social
Comedian from New Jersey living in Los Angeles. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
- Ta-Nehisi Coates
- Ta-Nehisi Coates
Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
- Ta-Nehisi Coates
- Ta-Nehisi Coates
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CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
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This!
If the sandwich physically hurt someone who was wearing a bulletproof vest then it sounds like a good hefty fucking sangwich, one you pretend you’re not gonna be able to eat in one sitting, and I want to know who made that daddy.
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This!
If the sandwich physically hurt someone who was wearing a bulletproof vest then it sounds like a good hefty fucking sangwich, one you pretend you’re not gonna be able to eat in one sitting, and I want to know who made that daddy.
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If the sandwich physically hurt someone who was wearing a bulletproof vest then it sounds like a good hefty fucking sangwich, one you pretend you’re not gonna be able to eat in one sitting, and I want to know who made that daddy.
I got a short film I’m trying to make. I’ve never pulled off getting a production off the ground and am looking for any and all advice about making this happen. Anyone got the goods in terms of advice or guidance I would love to hear about it. Let’s make stuff forever!
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I got a short film I’m trying to make. I’ve never pulled off getting a production off the ground and am looking for any and all advice about making this happen. Anyone got the goods in terms of advice or guidance I would love to hear about it. Let’s make stuff forever!
Happy National nacho day!
Ordering Nachos for delivery is the saddest way to eat one of the greatest foods.
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Happy National nacho day!
Checks from George Soros? You guys are wild, set up the direct deposit.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Checks from George Soros? You guys are wild, set up the direct deposit.
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This dog is remarkably unbothered by the whole scene.
Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This dog is remarkably unbothered by the whole scene.
Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?
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I guess hell needed a bad quail hunter
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I guess hell needed a bad quail hunter
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"Brian!"
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"Brian!"
CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
*staring off blissfully into the sea*
“Why I haven’t clicked on a post to ‘see more’ in years….years now.”
“Why I haven’t clicked on a post to ‘see more’ in years….years now.”
October 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
*staring off blissfully into the sea*
“Why I haven’t clicked on a post to ‘see more’ in years….years now.”
“Why I haven’t clicked on a post to ‘see more’ in years….years now.”
My writing was not done by A.I. I’m just that bad at it, baby 💅🏼
October 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My writing was not done by A.I. I’m just that bad at it, baby 💅🏼
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Doing jokes about my wife
May 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Doing jokes about my wife
Really funny that if you play the organ you gotta be like “It’s either baseball or the clergy for me!”
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Really funny that if you play the organ you gotta be like “It’s either baseball or the clergy for me!”
Billionaires are holding you upside down and shaking money out of your pockets and telling you “we’ll help you find the trans people that did this or maybe it’s a Muslim or it actually could be Tylenol?! Probably smart to just be mad at all them for now. Hey stop wriggling!”
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Billionaires are holding you upside down and shaking money out of your pockets and telling you “we’ll help you find the trans people that did this or maybe it’s a Muslim or it actually could be Tylenol?! Probably smart to just be mad at all them for now. Hey stop wriggling!”
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@realchriscal.bsky.social I am expecting a new TT video soon!
The Jets are winless no more.
New York knocks off Cincinnati 39-38 to claim its first victory in 2025.
New York knocks off Cincinnati 39-38 to claim its first victory in 2025.
October 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
@realchriscal.bsky.social I am expecting a new TT video soon!
The skeptical detective in a horror movie.
October 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The skeptical detective in a horror movie.
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It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
October 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
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In fun news the pilot I co-wrote was selected for the Filmatic TV Pilot Awards! Tubular is about siblings who own rival river tubing companies but must band together when Corporate Tube comes to town.
Read Tubular.
Buy Tubular.
Make Tubular.
A Comedy Pilot that rules.
Read Tubular.
Buy Tubular.
Make Tubular.
A Comedy Pilot that rules.
October 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In fun news the pilot I co-wrote was selected for the Filmatic TV Pilot Awards! Tubular is about siblings who own rival river tubing companies but must band together when Corporate Tube comes to town.
Read Tubular.
Buy Tubular.
Make Tubular.
A Comedy Pilot that rules.
Read Tubular.
Buy Tubular.
Make Tubular.
A Comedy Pilot that rules.
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On your first day in prison, walk up to the biggest, meanest guy in the yard and introduce yourself!
October 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
On your first day in prison, walk up to the biggest, meanest guy in the yard and introduce yourself!
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If you are not following @realchriscal.bsky.social , you're using the internet ALL WRONG
It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
October 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If you are not following @realchriscal.bsky.social , you're using the internet ALL WRONG
Filming podcasts has been an absolute detriment to society. How many dudes on couches pretending to be smart can the internet actually take?
October 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Filming podcasts has been an absolute detriment to society. How many dudes on couches pretending to be smart can the internet actually take?