Chris Calogero
@realchriscal.bsky.social
Comedian from New Jersey living in Los Angeles. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
Finally a MANLY guide to saying what you’re thankful for this holiday season! Sorry ladies, men thankful now!
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Finally a MANLY guide to saying what you’re thankful for this holiday season! Sorry ladies, men thankful now!
Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?
CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
The skeptical detective in a horror movie.
October 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The skeptical detective in a horror movie.
In fun news the pilot I co-wrote was selected for the Filmatic TV Pilot Awards! Tubular is about siblings who own rival river tubing companies but must band together when Corporate Tube comes to town.
Read Tubular.
Buy Tubular.
Make Tubular.
A Comedy Pilot that rules.
Read Tubular.
Buy Tubular.
Make Tubular.
A Comedy Pilot that rules.
October 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In fun news the pilot I co-wrote was selected for the Filmatic TV Pilot Awards! Tubular is about siblings who own rival river tubing companies but must band together when Corporate Tube comes to town.
Read Tubular.
Buy Tubular.
Make Tubular.
A Comedy Pilot that rules.
Read Tubular.
Buy Tubular.
Make Tubular.
A Comedy Pilot that rules.
It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
October 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
Oooooh it’s the Uncle who by surface appearance looks like he’s gonna complain about people taking down statues of Christopher Columbus but then bada-boom he flips that script. America wants Sunday gravy with this character!
October 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Oooooh it’s the Uncle who by surface appearance looks like he’s gonna complain about people taking down statues of Christopher Columbus but then bada-boom he flips that script. America wants Sunday gravy with this character!
Hang this in the fucking Louvre
October 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Hang this in the fucking Louvre
Dealing with death, PTSD, and Furious 7
October 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Dealing with death, PTSD, and Furious 7
This is the second of two insane commercials I filmed this year. Would love to be your man in whatever you’re shooting (within reason baby!) happy to keep my head on the right way for it too!
September 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This is the second of two insane commercials I filmed this year. Would love to be your man in whatever you’re shooting (within reason baby!) happy to keep my head on the right way for it too!
My job just ended and I would love to work for money and exchange that for goods and services! If you got any openings hit up your boy!
September 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My job just ended and I would love to work for money and exchange that for goods and services! If you got any openings hit up your boy!
Scheduling intimacy is important.
September 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Scheduling intimacy is important.
Guy trying to hide that his girlfriend is absolutely A.I.
September 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Guy trying to hide that his girlfriend is absolutely A.I.
A mutant explaining his extremely sad useless power at the audition to join The X-Men
September 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
A mutant explaining his extremely sad useless power at the audition to join The X-Men
It’s easy to forget that you can simply privately murder someone and save us all the rigmarole. Helpful reminder in these modern times.
September 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It’s easy to forget that you can simply privately murder someone and save us all the rigmarole. Helpful reminder in these modern times.
I’m in Chicago and the Midwest for a bit and am really wanting to do comedy all the dang time. Any shows that I could hop on I would absolutely love to do! They could be outside of Costco man I just got the comedy bug back real bad. Get in the DMs
September 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m in Chicago and the Midwest for a bit and am really wanting to do comedy all the dang time. Any shows that I could hop on I would absolutely love to do! They could be outside of Costco man I just got the comedy bug back real bad. Get in the DMs
That dude in the bar who thinks all sports used to be better back in the day
September 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
That dude in the bar who thinks all sports used to be better back in the day
Absolutely ready to be an essential yet disposable member of your gang in a movie. Maybe make it memorably to the end of Act 2
September 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Absolutely ready to be an essential yet disposable member of your gang in a movie. Maybe make it memorably to the end of Act 2
A hale and hearty President Trump leaving the White House for a round of golf today.
September 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A hale and hearty President Trump leaving the White House for a round of golf today.
To wrap this thread up making this album reinvigorated my love for comedy after many professional disappointments. I’m funnier now than when I recorded this and I would absolutely love to do all your shows as I work on my new hour. Don’t let the CHUDS ( you know who) ruin this beautiful dumb art!
August 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
To wrap this thread up making this album reinvigorated my love for comedy after many professional disappointments. I’m funnier now than when I recorded this and I would absolutely love to do all your shows as I work on my new hour. Don’t let the CHUDS ( you know who) ruin this beautiful dumb art!
Here are some of my favorite photos of me and Amy
August 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Here are some of my favorite photos of me and Amy
As I mentioned I grew up a giant comedy nerd. I couldn’t get enough. So when these amazing people were kind enough to blurb my album I was ecstatic and floored by the kindness. Seeing these names in relation to my album? Never not cool. Kindness goes so far and I try to never forget that
August 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
As I mentioned I grew up a giant comedy nerd. I couldn’t get enough. So when these amazing people were kind enough to blurb my album I was ecstatic and floored by the kindness. Seeing these names in relation to my album? Never not cool. Kindness goes so far and I try to never forget that
For one beautiful moment in time this album was number one in the ITunes Comedy chart. As a gigantic comedy nerd this fleeting moment on the top was really special. I bought so many comedy albums as a teenager and to know mine was being bought by anyone was overwhelming
August 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
For one beautiful moment in time this album was number one in the ITunes Comedy chart. As a gigantic comedy nerd this fleeting moment on the top was really special. I bought so many comedy albums as a teenager and to know mine was being bought by anyone was overwhelming