Chris Calogero
@realchriscal.bsky.social
Comedian from New Jersey living in Los Angeles. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
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Ordering Nachos for delivery is the saddest way to eat one of the greatest foods.
July 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ordering Nachos for delivery is the saddest way to eat one of the greatest foods.
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Finally a MANLY guide to saying what you’re thankful for this holiday season! Sorry ladies, men thankful now!
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Finally a MANLY guide to saying what you’re thankful for this holiday season! Sorry ladies, men thankful now!
When I die please make sure you saved a little pasta water to throw on top of me before they lower the casket.
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
When I die please make sure you saved a little pasta water to throw on top of me before they lower the casket.
I’ve started this big project where I’m going through every comedy set I recorded on my phone dating back to 2012 so I can finally delete them and I just want to say of you didn’t book me on your show back then I finally understand and I’m sorry I was salty about it. Good lord.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’ve started this big project where I’m going through every comedy set I recorded on my phone dating back to 2012 so I can finally delete them and I just want to say of you didn’t book me on your show back then I finally understand and I’m sorry I was salty about it. Good lord.
Finally a MANLY guide to saying what you’re thankful for this holiday season! Sorry ladies, men thankful now!
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Finally a MANLY guide to saying what you’re thankful for this holiday season! Sorry ladies, men thankful now!
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My top 3 can't-miss movie cliches:
1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!
1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My top 3 can't-miss movie cliches:
1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!
1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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1. 'Enemies to friends' involving douchebag/baddie from Act 1 (or better still, Movie 1)
2. Thunder mixing with distant gunfire/explosions whilst the camera shows a rainstorm/nature shot
3. Any and every 'chief of police' stereotype. As shown here:
bsky.app/profile/real...
2. Thunder mixing with distant gunfire/explosions whilst the camera shows a rainstorm/nature shot
3. Any and every 'chief of police' stereotype. As shown here:
bsky.app/profile/real...
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
1. 'Enemies to friends' involving douchebag/baddie from Act 1 (or better still, Movie 1)
2. Thunder mixing with distant gunfire/explosions whilst the camera shows a rainstorm/nature shot
3. Any and every 'chief of police' stereotype. As shown here:
bsky.app/profile/real...
2. Thunder mixing with distant gunfire/explosions whilst the camera shows a rainstorm/nature shot
3. Any and every 'chief of police' stereotype. As shown here:
bsky.app/profile/real...
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Straight outta Jersey with the facts
It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Straight outta Jersey with the facts
Just when you lost hope all of a sudden the release of the Pee Tape feels closer than ever! Life happens fast.
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Just when you lost hope all of a sudden the release of the Pee Tape feels closer than ever! Life happens fast.
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It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
October 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
- Ta-Nehisi Coates
- Ta-Nehisi Coates
Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
- Ta-Nehisi Coates
- Ta-Nehisi Coates
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CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
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This!
If the sandwich physically hurt someone who was wearing a bulletproof vest then it sounds like a good hefty fucking sangwich, one you pretend you’re not gonna be able to eat in one sitting, and I want to know who made that daddy.
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This!
If the sandwich physically hurt someone who was wearing a bulletproof vest then it sounds like a good hefty fucking sangwich, one you pretend you’re not gonna be able to eat in one sitting, and I want to know who made that daddy.
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If the sandwich physically hurt someone who was wearing a bulletproof vest then it sounds like a good hefty fucking sangwich, one you pretend you’re not gonna be able to eat in one sitting, and I want to know who made that daddy.
I got a short film I’m trying to make. I’ve never pulled off getting a production off the ground and am looking for any and all advice about making this happen. Anyone got the goods in terms of advice or guidance I would love to hear about it. Let’s make stuff forever!
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I got a short film I’m trying to make. I’ve never pulled off getting a production off the ground and am looking for any and all advice about making this happen. Anyone got the goods in terms of advice or guidance I would love to hear about it. Let’s make stuff forever!
Happy National nacho day!
Ordering Nachos for delivery is the saddest way to eat one of the greatest foods.
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Happy National nacho day!
Checks from George Soros? You guys are wild, set up the direct deposit.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Checks from George Soros? You guys are wild, set up the direct deposit.
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This dog is remarkably unbothered by the whole scene.
Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This dog is remarkably unbothered by the whole scene.
Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?
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I guess hell needed a bad quail hunter
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I guess hell needed a bad quail hunter
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"Brian!"
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"Brian!"
CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
*staring off blissfully into the sea*
“Why I haven’t clicked on a post to ‘see more’ in years….years now.”
“Why I haven’t clicked on a post to ‘see more’ in years….years now.”
October 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
*staring off blissfully into the sea*
“Why I haven’t clicked on a post to ‘see more’ in years….years now.”
“Why I haven’t clicked on a post to ‘see more’ in years….years now.”