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Nuts.
Entire generations of human beings will have lived their entire lives and never gotten to be as rad as this dude walking to a wrestling ring.

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Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Shinsuke Nakamura - IWGP Intercontinental Championship: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 8 (1/4/2014)
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January 5, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Just looking at tap dancing makes my ankles sore.

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You Bet Your Life #59-26 My, how Melinda has grown. . . ('Door', Mar 17, 1960)
YouTube video by Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
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January 5, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Uh, if I want white food coloring I just need to mix the red, green, and blue, right?
January 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I think we should abolish all abbreviation of the name "Larry" because it's impossible to find a spelling of it that doesn't look confusing and awful.

Lar? No. Ler? No. Larr? No. Lare? Get out.
January 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Regardless of Maduro's crimes in his own country, it should go without saying that any news outlet reporting his "capture" rather than his "abduction" should not be trusted.

Unless there's a more specific term for when one country kidnaps another country's leader under false pretenses.
January 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Usually Groucho is interrupting the people talking, but in this case he let the windbag keep blowing. Seems to have been a decent human, at least.

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You Bet Your Life #59-24 Ellis Arnall, former governor of Georgia ('Water', Mar 3, 1960)
YouTube video by Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
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January 4, 2026 at 7:08 AM
There should be a Darktide TV show. Four weirdos going on suicide missions while a wider plot unfolds around them would be a cool format.
January 4, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Hm, making taffy at home doesn't seem too complicated...
January 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Trying to look things up using the internet and never being sure if some AI vomited it up by referencing subsections of lines from a completely different topic a week ago is really annoying.
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I was going to be productive today, dammit.
January 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
So is astronaut hero Mark Kelly busy advising all the military personnel who just followed illegal orders to invade Venezuela or is he still asleep.
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I would think about counting up which Democrats in Congress voted to impeach the President last month and contrast it with how many are saying today that he should be impeached for starting an unprovoked war, but I'm pretty comfortable presuming that number is zero.
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I had two or three funny posts in mind for today, but now you're not getting them. Ever.
January 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
So the US President decides to invade another country in violation of law and Constitution and the only opposition party's official response is fucking memes.

This is why these fucking collaborating bootlicking little pukes disgust me more than anyone. They take up space someone could use to fight.
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I feel like most taffy is on the cusp of being awesome and then it just falls asleep at the end. The texture could be a hair chewier. The flavor a tad sharper. Instead you go haha I'm a weird gummy marshmallow thing that tastes like I was the wrapping of some other, better candy.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 AM
That's the first time I've seen Groucho look so genuinely entertained by a male guest who wasn't performing something.

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You Bet Your Life #59-23 Tiger Woman loves Poopsie Pie ('Paper', Feb 25, 1960)
YouTube video by Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
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January 3, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Damn holidays, it feels like Monday.
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Two days into a new year and I'm already annoyed.
January 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
There was a lot of build for that punchline. And why was a smokescreen required?!

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You Bet Your Life #59-22 Pamela Mason, wife of James Mason ('Table', Feb 18, 1960)
YouTube video by Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
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January 2, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I swear the ants have stationed guards in front of the bait trap to prevent other ants from going in and bringing poison back to the nest.
January 2, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Ant HOOOOOOOOOOOLES
January 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
It's raining and there are still dorks outside shooting off fireworks.
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 AM
That bearded guy being such an anachronism is the first time in my life I've been able to use anachronism in a sentence.

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You Bet Your Life #59-21 Home for wayward husbands ('Walk', Feb 11, 1960)
YouTube video by Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
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January 1, 2026 at 7:34 AM