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Nuts.
"The Ides of March are always at hand."

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Act III Scene 2 (Shakespeare)
YouTube video by Saul Williams - Topic
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November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A bathtub full of air may weigh 2lbs., but how do you keep it from spilling out?

And if that other lady could slide down a rope in her pajamas, George Costanza really should've gotten that apartment.

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You Bet Your Life #56-19 Groucho versus a talent agent (Secret word 'Head', Jan 31, 1957)
YouTube video by Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
What if Pac-Mans and Charlie Brown adults are speaking the same language.
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I don't like to turn racial, but you can accurately state that dumb white people are literally killing the Earth.

www.japantimes.co.jp/environment/...
World's fossil fuel emissions to hit new record in 2025, study says
Curbing warming under 1.5 degrees Celsius from preindustrial levels — the goal outlined in the Paris Agreement — would now be essentially “impossible.”
www.japantimes.co.jp
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
A counting dog and Richie Cunningham's skeevy uncle.

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You Bet Your Life #56-17 Beauty School Dropout; Dog Mathematician ('Picture', Jan 17, 1957)
YouTube video by Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
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November 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
clerk.house.gov/Votes/2025285

What a convenient outcome. It's as if they held a discussion in advance to decide how the votes would play out.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
What if after all this time, that cow on those tiny cheeses was laughing at us, not with us?
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
They ought to make windows out of that stuff that clears or tints glasses based on how much sun is hitting them. I can't be expected to walk over the adjust the blinds every few hours.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Oh god, Dwarf Fortress seems like a level of complexity I would eventually regret losing too many hours of my life trying to mess around with.

A top-down game with verticality? Get away from me.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Pistachios are one of the only* nuts that present their nutty goodness to you when it's ready, so there are no misunderstandings.

*It's the only nut I know of, but I'm not going to spend time looking it up.
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The current furor around Chuck Schumer is what's known in video game terms as "pulling aggro".

If he takes all the focus, that's less put on the other eight traitors, which in turn takes focus off the other thirty-eight traitors who enabled the deal and used unanimous consent to fast-track it.
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I can't tell how much of this guy was a gimmick.

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You Bet Your Life #56-14 Chop My Head Off (Secret word 'Smile', Dec 27, 1956)
YouTube video by Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
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November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Nobody dislikes coffee cake. It can't be done.
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
That poor tall bastard was torn to shreds.

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You Bet Your Life #56-06 C.S. Forrester, author of Horatio Hornblower ('Name', Nov 1, 1956)
YouTube video by Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Democrats: "As a group, we've decided that a few million of you can die so our holiday plans aren't disturbed."

Voters: "Booo! You've lied to us again!"

Democrats sniffing for donations: "By the way, I don't agree with that."

Voters: "Yaaayy! That's our guy! We love you! Take our money!"
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This first guy is like a prototype George Costanza.

youtu.be/OlKWjmaerjY?...
You Bet Your Life #56-04 George Fenneman reveals his middle name (Secret word 'Hand', Oct 18, 1956)
YouTube video by Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I bet the next Jan. 6th is gonna be REALLY wild.
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Being a mosquito sucks. Every potential source of food has been hardwired to kill you on sight and you even make a uniquely distinct buzzing noise to let them know you're coming.
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
What happens if you shoot a magic missile into water. Does it get wet?
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I'm saying, just hypothetically, that the first Dem Senator to go around punching the rest of them in the face is practically guaranteed to win reelection. You have to be strategic.
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Wait, wait, maybe lowering their demands even further into absolutely nothing is more 4D chess from the Democrats to show how unreasonable Republicans are being. I can't believe you guys can't understand politics like I do, like comment and subscribe.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Rogue Trader's got some cool stuff going on, but man is it way too wordy for the quality of writing it offers. Not that the writing is particularly bad, there's just way too much of it for what it's saying.

Also the constant loading screens are driving me insane.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Anyone already handing out the copium of "well the Senate surrendered to fascism again, but at least our last vote for the Epstein files is coming!" are all going to be making surprise Pikachu faces when just one person switches their vote back to no the second she's sworn in.
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
What they're going to do is surrender the leverage of another potential shutdown for an empty promise of maybe walking back some cuts someday.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Bleh, I hate it when I get those hunger shakes, but it sure makes food taste better.
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM