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Mari Ale
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Imagine having to ensure your error log database survives the death of its original host so it displays properly on your tombstone. Now here we are. she/they
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The surest measure of an empire in decline is when they start turning subjects away.
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November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Making coffe
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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it might be bad but consider the combination of adults on the internet saying seggs and unalive and corn while children in the real world are talking about rawdogging glazers 24/7 is extremely funny
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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The most commonly shared Batman: The Animated Series art are the backgrounds, but I'd like to offer something similarly terrific: Its amazing array of goons.
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Good morning Tokyo. In a world full of depression triggers, it is also important to remember that Arakawa at Nagatoro looks like this.
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Wait, hold on a minute...

THERE we go.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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logging on
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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🩸 my horny ass could NOT be trusted with a bat'leth
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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might just steer this ship into them singing broads
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Joining the war on Christmas on the side of drugs
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
God almighty I wanna decompress after work but there’s still too many cunts here
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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"Man, the emulator is technically great but playing these N64 games feel like ass" Well, yes, they're N64 games
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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kermit only wears clothes when he's a tv reporter. the second he clocks out, bam. completely naked. he puts away the frog dick only for FCC regulations
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Today is also the birthday of Yuriko Yamaguchi, Ritsuko's Japanese voice actress. She's known for portraying Nico Robin in One Piece, Vados in Dragon Ball Super, and Nurse Joy in Pokémon among many other roles.
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Scottish tsunderes be like "i-it's no as if am wantin' tae shag ye or anyhin, ya numpty! >///<"
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s cold, foggy, and raining, but that’s not deterring my neighbor from absolutely blaring sad basic bitch songs in their ridgewood backyard at 4:46 am.
Like, get some fucking headphones. Way to scream to everyone that you’re going through it.
Fucking ‘love on the brain’ at 105db SPL+. z100 ass 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Good morning, skeeters! May you have all the caffeine or inspiration or medication or all of the above to get you through this Friday. Cheers.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM