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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · Apr 5
For the record, I only reskeet memes with quality ALT text because all Bluesky users deserve to laugh.
jeffreysens.bsky.social Jeffrey Sens @jeffreysens.bsky.social · Apr 5
For an alt-text shorthand this how to.
“How To Write Alt Text” infographic featuring a photo of a capybara. Writing Alt Text: identify who, expression, description, color, and interesting features. In the image, these elements are color-coded and assembled into an example that describes the depicted capybara. The example reads, “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on the top of the capybara’s head.”
onlymemes.bsky.social
HVAD
ALENA
PP TINY
YES
A cardboard box houses four pink dessert bars on popsicle sticks laying in cupcake skirts on top of pink and white crinkle paper. “Happy Valentines Day” has been written across all four so one of them, separated from the group says “PP TINY.” A crying cartoon dude with short brown hair and a green shirt holds up the PP TINY treat.
February 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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averykaplan.bsky.social
In a timeline where Yar lived through TNG, I can totally see this pairing taking place. They’d be a great couple
February 15, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
the homeland is no longer secure. post rare worfs.
Worf in a mudbath!
February 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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kpsinging.bsky.social
😁😁
A picture of a HO HO HO pillow turned upside down so it reads OH OH OH The meme reads “When your Christmas pillows can double up as Valentines decor”
February 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! Happy Caturday and Happy Love Day. We need more of both.
On the left: He contort On the right: Image of an Orange cat stretching on its back in a gray side chair, folding over the edge to touch the ground. On the left: He retort. On the right: A white and brown cat screams. On the left: But most importantly he support. On the right: A chonky white and brown spotted cat is walking while holding a small pride flag in its mouth.
February 14, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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oldmisterc.bsky.social
#IHDY
#ReleaseALLTheEpsteinFiles
#ImpeachTheFelonNow
just my daily, homemade "Is he dead yet?" meme, this time featuring 2 different species of extraterrestrials waving at each other from separate crenulated walls
February 14, 2026 at 11:50 AM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning, skeeters! Happy Caturday and Happy Love Day. We need more of both.
On the left: He contort On the right: Image of an Orange cat stretching on its back in a gray side chair, folding over the edge to touch the ground. On the left: He retort. On the right: A white and brown cat screams. On the left: But most importantly he support. On the right: A chonky white and brown spotted cat is walking while holding a small pride flag in its mouth.
February 14, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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Good morning, skeeters. I know some of you are last-minute shopping for…extremely specific Valentine’s Day gifts.
A left hand holds a book out inc room of a library shelf full of books. The book has a white cover with a blue line outline of a human back, bottom, and left leg. The book’s title is “Cooking in the Nude for Golf Lovers”
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning, skeeters. I know some of you are last-minute shopping for…extremely specific Valentine’s Day gifts.
A left hand holds a book out inc room of a library shelf full of books. The book has a white cover with a blue line outline of a human back, bottom, and left leg. The book’s title is “Cooking in the Nude for Golf Lovers”
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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thebihashira.bsky.social
Good morning 🌞🌞🌞
Bobby from King of the hill in bed facing the wall putting his hand up to Hank behind him
February 13, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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scalawagjack.bsky.social
When the day before Valentines is Friday the 13th.❤️💀
Double image of Herman and Lily Munster kissing and Gomez and Morticia Addams snuggling, Caption reads "We are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours."
February 13, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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onlymemes.bsky.social
I’d bring home Gold in Fight or Flight Figure Skating.
On a pale pink background in black text it says “Olympic events we would compete in: downhill spiraling mental gymnastics speed overthinking synchronized stressing ski jumping to conclusion.” Meme by Lulus
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
onlymemes.bsky.social
I’d bring home Gold in Fight or Flight Figure Skating.
On a pale pink background in black text it says “Olympic events we would compete in: downhill spiraling mental gymnastics speed overthinking synchronized stressing ski jumping to conclusion.” Meme by Lulus
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning, skeeters. I REALLY don’t want to Monday today.
A meme that says “A VISUAL OF ALL OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES LEAVING MY BODY BECAUSE THE OLYMPICS ARE BEGINNING.” The image is of ilia malinin doing a back-bend ankle touch in mid-air during one of his figure skating routines. Meme by SNARKANDLEMONS
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning, skeeters. I REALLY don’t want to Monday today.
A meme that says “A VISUAL OF ALL OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES LEAVING MY BODY BECAUSE THE OLYMPICS ARE BEGINNING.” The image is of ilia malinin doing a back-bend ankle touch in mid-air during one of his figure skating routines. Meme by SNARKANDLEMONS
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Go sports ball?
A black bumper sticker that says in white text “I just hope both teams have fun and that the two best players kiss each other after the game.”
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning, skeeters. Sundays are for religious memes.
The text at the top says “Baja Blast? No, my child. Baja Blessed.” The image below is of a Catholic priest in white and gold vestments pouring a bottle of Baja Blast over the head, baptism style, of a female presenting person with long dark hair and a white blouse leaning over a wooden bowl. An older person wearing a purple top and a bracelet has their hand on the persons’s shoulder in support. meme by BACO TELL
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning, skeeters. Sundays are for religious memes.
The text at the top says “Baja Blast? No, my child. Baja Blessed.” The image below is of a Catholic priest in white and gold vestments pouring a bottle of Baja Blast over the head, baptism style, of a female presenting person with long dark hair and a white blouse leaning over a wooden bowl. An older person wearing a purple top and a bracelet has their hand on the persons’s shoulder in support. meme by BACO TELL
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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onlymemes.bsky.social
The name Dick Bug has since been taken. Penis Beatle is still up for grabs.
On a white background in black text the meme reads “scientist: dick bug other scientist: no scientist: penis beetle other scientist: no scientist: cock roach other scientist: ok sure”
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
onlymemes.bsky.social
The name Dick Bug has since been taken. Penis Beatle is still up for grabs.
On a white background in black text the meme reads “scientist: dick bug other scientist: no scientist: penis beetle other scientist: no scientist: cock roach other scientist: ok sure”
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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eliseofsoleanna.bsky.social
19 degrees but feels like 1 outside
A meme image of a fox being blasted by wind against a white (snowy) backdrop. Text reads: IT FUCKEN WIMDY
February 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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starbucksgirl51.bsky.social
ROFLMAO

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onlymemes.bsky.social OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 7d
Good morning skeeters! Happy Caturday?
A meme that says “When you finally get comfortable in bed and hear the cat puking somewhere.” The image below is of a painting of a person with long hair wearing olive green Roman style robes leaning back with a look of utter annoyance on their face. There is a small halo of light around their head and a small child can be seen reaching for them but looking at the viewer in the bottom right corner. The background is all dark blue and cloudy. The person leaning back is saying “BRuh.”
February 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning skeeters! Happy Caturday?
A meme that says “When you finally get comfortable in bed and hear the cat puking somewhere.” The image below is of a painting of a person with long hair wearing olive green Roman style robes leaning back with a look of utter annoyance on their face. There is a small halo of light around their head and a small child can be seen reaching for them but looking at the viewer in the bottom right corner. The background is all dark blue and cloudy. The person leaning back is saying “BRuh.”
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning skeeters! Happy Caturday?
A meme that says “When you finally get comfortable in bed and hear the cat puking somewhere.” The image below is of a painting of a person with long hair wearing olive green Roman style robes leaning back with a look of utter annoyance on their face. There is a small halo of light around their head and a small child can be seen reaching for them but looking at the viewer in the bottom right corner. The background is all dark blue and cloudy. The person leaning back is saying “BRuh.”
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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goldengateblond.bsky.social
i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
a meme — the top says “My dog just got a haircut and now he looks like he gave up drinking and got his life together” and underneath are 2 photos of a dog (a schnauzer i think?). on the left, the “before,” he’s scruffy and in need of a haircut and a bath. and on the right, the “after,” he’s clean and clipped and wearing a jaunty red bow tie and looking very dapper indeed.
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM