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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · Apr 5
For the record, I only reskeet memes with quality ALT text because all Bluesky users deserve to laugh.
jeffreysens.bsky.social Jeffrey Sens @jeffreysens.bsky.social · Apr 5
For an alt-text shorthand this how to.
“How To Write Alt Text” infographic featuring a photo of a capybara. Writing Alt Text: identify who, expression, description, color, and interesting features. In the image, these elements are color-coded and assembled into an example that describes the depicted capybara. The example reads, “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on the top of the capybara’s head.”
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Good morning, skeeters! Fridays should be funny.
A post by priyanka mattoo @naanking that says “i will never be funnier than our preschool naming its turtle: Turtle Names Tiny Tim Green Grape Tim Tim Medium Tim Stranberry Tim Huge Tim” Big Tim is circled as the winner.
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! Is it cool? I’ll bring food.
On a black background in white text it says “is it cool if i come over & have anxiety at ur house.” Meme by Sassy n Salty
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! Is it cool? I’ll bring food.
On a black background in white text it says “is it cool if i come over & have anxiety at ur house.” Meme by Sassy n Salty
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! Let’s see those Aurora photos.
Not a meme. A picture of the northern lights in gorgeous shades of pink and purple, the starry night sky behind it and the dark outlines of trees along the bottom border. Breathtaking.
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! Let’s see those Aurora photos.
Not a meme. A picture of the northern lights in gorgeous shades of pink and purple, the starry night sky behind it and the dark outlines of trees along the bottom border. Breathtaking.
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Definitely a Sharon
A meme that says “when you're 3 but just sold your first house.” The image below is focused in on a young child in a family portrait. The child has blond hair with side bangs and wears larger round, white earrings. They also wear a blue and black patterned sweater and a long double string of pearls. They smile, no teeth. This is definitely a child of the 80s.
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Definitely a Sharon
A meme that says “when you're 3 but just sold your first house.” The image below is focused in on a young child in a family portrait. The child has blond hair with side bangs and wears larger round, white earrings. They also wear a blue and black patterned sweater and a long double string of pearls. They smile, no teeth. This is definitely a child of the 80s.
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! Yes, aliens would 100% find you attractive.
A text message exchange that goes as follows: “Do you think aliens would find me attractive? It's 7 in the morning? My bad. Good Morning Do you think aliens would find me attractive?”
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! Yes, aliens would 100% find you attractive.
A text message exchange that goes as follows: “Do you think aliens would find me attractive? It's 7 in the morning? My bad. Good Morning Do you think aliens would find me attractive?”
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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No you may NOT overturn same-sex marriage law.
A meme that says “WHEN SOMEONE ATTACKS ONE PARTY MEMBER WE ALL ROLL FOR INITIATIVE” in white text around five D20 dice, all in different color schemes. From left to right, top to bottom, they are: All different skin tones, Pride flag colors, different shades of pink for feminism, Trans Pride flag colors, and different shades of purple for Peace.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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No you may NOT overturn same-sex marriage law.
A meme that says “WHEN SOMEONE ATTACKS ONE PARTY MEMBER WE ALL ROLL FOR INITIATIVE” in white text around five D20 dice, all in different color schemes. From left to right, top to bottom, they are: All different skin tones, Pride flag colors, different shades of pink for feminism, Trans Pride flag colors, and different shades of purple for Peace.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Good morning, skeeters! Just do your best out there.
On a bright pink background in white text the meme reads “"NOT dishwasher safe" Me: You'll be ok just do your best in there”
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! Just do your best out there.
On a bright pink background in white text the meme reads “"NOT dishwasher safe" Me: You'll be ok just do your best in there”
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! Sundays are for religion memes.
The four panel high five drown meme: Panel 1: “CHRISTIANS LIVING WITH DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY” with the image of a hand reaching up out of water. Panel 2: “Church” is a hand reaching in to earths drowning hand. Panel 3: “GIVE IT TO GOD!” as the church hand high fives the drowning hand. Panel 4: The drowning hand sinks further down. mgflipcom
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! Sundays are for religion memes.
The four panel high five drown meme: Panel 1: “CHRISTIANS LIVING WITH DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY” with the image of a hand reaching up out of water. Panel 2: “Church” is a hand reaching in to earths drowning hand. Panel 3: “GIVE IT TO GOD!” as the church hand high fives the drowning hand. Panel 4: The drowning hand sinks further down. mgflipcom
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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The silence is beautiful.
On a white background in typed text the meme says “I don't understand why it isn't socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry, hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up. What's not to like?”
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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The silence is beautiful.
On a white background in typed text the meme says “I don't understand why it isn't socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry, hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up. What's not to like?”
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I bet Bluesky Skeeters could do it better.
On a black background in white text the meme says “Quick while the government is shut down somebody start a new one.”
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I bet Bluesky Skeeters could do it better.
On a black background in white text the meme says “Quick while the government is shut down somebody start a new one.”
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! Happy Fucking Friday!!!
An onion article card with an image of a flying squirrel taken from underneath it, the blue sky behind it. The green bottom banner houses the white article title that says “Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time the ONION”
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! Happy Fucking Friday!!!
An onion article card with an image of a flying squirrel taken from underneath it, the blue sky behind it. The green bottom banner houses the white article title that says “Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time the ONION”
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! 😵‍💫
An image of a black clock with a thick, round base and a small gold pole holding it upright. A human eyes and mouth have been put on the clock face and it looks a little deranged. The meme caption says “When you’ve made 127 decisions before 10am and someone asks you what you want for lunch.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! 😵‍💫
An image of a black clock with a thick, round base and a small gold pole holding it upright. A human eyes and mouth have been put on the clock face and it looks a little deranged. The meme caption says “When you’ve made 127 decisions before 10am and someone asks you what you want for lunch.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! Approach the day gently.
On a white background in typed text the meme says “Do not seize the day. This will startle the day and may cause it to become aggressive and give you a nasty bite. Instead, approach the day calmly without making eye contact, pet it gently, and slowly enfold it in a careful embrace. If the day shows any signs of resistance to being engaged with, it is likely to turn on you. Back off and return to bed.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! Approach the day gently.
On a white background in typed text the meme says “Do not seize the day. This will startle the day and may cause it to become aggressive and give you a nasty bite. Instead, approach the day calmly without making eye contact, pet it gently, and slowly enfold it in a careful embrace. If the day shows any signs of resistance to being engaged with, it is likely to turn on you. Back off and return to bed.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM