OnlyMemes
LightNews LightNews
banner
onlymemes.bsky.social
OnlyMemes
@onlymemes.bsky.social
1.8K followers 780 following 5.1K posts
Post Only Memes
Comments as a Human Bean
She/Her
Life can be hard; let’s laugh a little.

December is Universal Human Rights Month.
Resources: https://www.un.org/en/observances/human-rights-day
Posts Replies Media Videos
Pinned
onlymemes.bsky.social
OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · Apr 5
For the record, I only reskeet memes with quality ALT text because all Bluesky users deserve to laugh.
jeffreysens.bsky.social Jeffrey Sens @jeffreysens.bsky.social · Apr 5
For an alt-text shorthand this how to.
“How To Write Alt Text” infographic featuring a photo of a capybara. Writing Alt Text: identify who, expression, description, color, and interesting features. In the image, these elements are color-coded and assembled into an example that describes the depicted capybara. The example reads, “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on the top of the capybara’s head.”
Reposted by OnlyMemes
onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning and what the fuck.
A triple ven diagram with “what”, “fuck”, and “the” in pink, blue, and yellow circles (respectively) going clockwise. The purple intersection between “what” and “fuck” says “what fuck”. The green intersection between “the” and “fuck” says “the fuck”. The orange intersection between “the” and “what” says “what the”. And the center says “what the fuck.”
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning and what the fuck.
A triple ven diagram with “what”, “fuck”, and “the” in pink, blue, and yellow circles (respectively) going clockwise. The purple intersection between “what” and “fuck” says “what fuck”. The green intersection between “the” and “fuck” says “the fuck”. The orange intersection between “the” and “what” says “what the”. And the center says “what the fuck.”
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
onlymemes.bsky.social
Libraries
Pride
My house
A white background hosts a variety of simple icons pertaining to the following list: PLACES YOU CAN GO TO AVOID MAGA • Costco • Bookstores • Vaccine clinics • Farmers' markets • Art museums • Yoga studios • Recycling centers • Science fairs • Dentist offices • College graduations
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Libraries
Pride
My house
A white background hosts a variety of simple icons pertaining to the following list: PLACES YOU CAN GO TO AVOID MAGA • Costco • Bookstores • Vaccine clinics • Farmers' markets • Art museums • Yoga studios • Recycling centers • Science fairs • Dentist offices • College graduations
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning, skeeters! Anyone else bombarded with “Hey! How are you?!” messages this AM or is it just me in HR?
On a black background in white text the meme reads “I do not enjoy small talk at all, what the fuck do you want.”
December 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
chronicillness.bsky.social
[pic of heman looking super happy with sparkly rainbow colors behind him]The CDC recommends you wake in the morning and you step outside and you take a deep breath and you get real high and you scream at the top of your lungs WHAT'S GOING ON
December 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning, skeeters! Anyone else bombarded with “Hey! How are you?!” messages this AM or is it just me in HR?
On a black background in white text the meme reads “I do not enjoy small talk at all, what the fuck do you want.”
December 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
onlymemes.bsky.social
Him: Hey. U up?
Me:
Linda Belcher from Bob’s Burgers wearing a tank top sitting in bed with the green covers pulled up to her chest. The meme caption says “up late farting off some anxiety.”
December 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Him: Hey. U up?
Me:
Linda Belcher from Bob’s Burgers wearing a tank top sitting in bed with the green covers pulled up to her chest. The meme caption says “up late farting off some anxiety.”
December 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
lyse.bsky.social
How to entertain your cats for hours...a cardboard lizard Panel one: a outline of a lizard on brown cardboard Panel two: the lizard has been cut out of the cardboard Panel three: the cardboard lizard is attached to the wall and two cats stare up at it Panel four: cardboard lizard still on wall but now four cats staring
December 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
onlymemes.bsky.social
Forever in my Witch Era
On a white background in black text the meme reads “if you aren't someone the church would've killed 400 years ago are you even living?”
December 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
onlymemes.bsky.social
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?

Tuvok’s
hybriddolphin87.bsky.social Hybrid Dolphin @hybriddolphin87.bsky.social · 2d
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?

Wrap of Khan.
terryleopard.bsky.social TerryLeopard @terryleopard.bsky.social · 2d
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?

Edwards Jelly Co.
December 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
impliedsalad.bsky.social
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?

All I can say is it'd be Vulcan-Talaxian fusion and it'd be to die for.
onlymemes.bsky.social OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 2d
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?

Tuvok’s
hybriddolphin87.bsky.social Hybrid Dolphin @hybriddolphin87.bsky.social · 2d
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?

Wrap of Khan.
December 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
jl3001.blacksky.app
I'm in Key West today and bro look. He's doing the thing. HE'S DOING THE THING
A chicken (rooster) is crossing the road in Key West, Florida. There are trees and buildings in the background and a blue sky.
December 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
briankcooke.bsky.social
#bobsburgers
Screenshot from the opening of Bob's Burgers showing the next-door business. Business banner reads "PUTTIN' ON THE MITTS OVEN MITTS". There is an oven-mitt-shaped neon sign in the window.
December 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
onlymemes.bsky.social
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?

Tuvok’s
hybriddolphin87.bsky.social Hybrid Dolphin @hybriddolphin87.bsky.social · 2d
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?

Wrap of Khan.
terryleopard.bsky.social TerryLeopard @terryleopard.bsky.social · 2d
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?

Edwards Jelly Co.
December 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
ilistrudiepalmer.bsky.social
If Santa didn't visit you for Christmas, it's because his reindeer got stuck here.
😁
Three decorative reindeer statues arranged in a small garden outside a building, surrounded by greenery and red flowers, photographed from the sidewalk.
December 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
chronicillness.bsky.social
[background clouds] Be proud of how far you' 've come. Everyone thought you'd be dead by now.
December 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Forever in my Witch Era
On a white background in black text the meme reads “if you aren't someone the church would've killed 400 years ago are you even living?”
December 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning, skeeters and happy Caturday!
A gray and white fluffy cat sits staring into your soul. The meme caption says “why did the programmer go broke?” The same fluffy cat sits with its mouth open. The caption says “because he used up all his cache.”
December 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
paulocarrasco.bsky.social
😂
onlymemes.bsky.social OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · Nov 22
Good morning, skeeters and happy Caturday to those who celebrate!
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
flacflacflac.bsky.social
A meme showing King Charles standing in an ornate hall decorated with Christmas trees and lights, with a black-and-white chequered floor. Text above the image jokes that since he can only move forward or sideways one square at a time, it must have taken him hours to get into position, referencing a chess piece.
December 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning, skeeters and happy Caturday!
A gray and white fluffy cat sits staring into your soul. The meme caption says “why did the programmer go broke?” The same fluffy cat sits with its mouth open. The caption says “because he used up all his cache.”
December 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
foulbayhero.bsky.social
I WANT TO BELIEVE
onlymemes.bsky.social OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · Nov 1
Good mornin, skeeters! It’s been rough over here, but damn, would this make everything so much better.
An illustration of Orange Cheeto Man and Couch Fucker in full suits being abducted by an alien space ship, slowly ascending in a beam of light from an evergreen forest. The meme caption says “I HOPE ALL OF YOUR HOLIDAY WISHES COME TRUE”
December 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Reposted by OnlyMemes
onlymemes.bsky.social
Mood
On a beige wall is red graffiti that says “MERRY CRISIS AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR.”
December 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM