Dylan (Tequila Sunset)
@dhuggs.bsky.social
32. Husband, Dad, Philly sports fan. Superstar Disco Elysium fan.
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MY SON, yesterday: I want the Cubs to win.
ME: Not me.
SON: Why?
ME: I'm still mad about them beating us in 2016.
SON: Dad, you can't stay mad at a team forever.
ME: The hell I can't. That's not even close to my oldest grudge.
ME: Not me.
SON: Why?
ME: I'm still mad about them beating us in 2016.
SON: Dad, you can't stay mad at a team forever.
ME: The hell I can't. That's not even close to my oldest grudge.
October 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
MY SON, yesterday: I want the Cubs to win.
ME: Not me.
SON: Why?
ME: I'm still mad about them beating us in 2016.
SON: Dad, you can't stay mad at a team forever.
ME: The hell I can't. That's not even close to my oldest grudge.
ME: Not me.
SON: Why?
ME: I'm still mad about them beating us in 2016.
SON: Dad, you can't stay mad at a team forever.
ME: The hell I can't. That's not even close to my oldest grudge.
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generals gathered in their masses
October 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
generals gathered in their masses
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the Republicans hold the house, senate and White House and the public polling is like “80% blame the Democrats for the government shut down”
October 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
the Republicans hold the house, senate and White House and the public polling is like “80% blame the Democrats for the government shut down”
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just absolutely playing to lose
Hakeem Jeffries says "we're urging reasonable Republicans to come to the table."
October 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
just absolutely playing to lose
Someone give me game recommendations. I’m bored. (Xbox please. Someone pay to repair my PS5)
September 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Someone give me game recommendations. I’m bored. (Xbox please. Someone pay to repair my PS5)
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Bad Bunny should call Drake a pedophile too
September 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Bad Bunny should call Drake a pedophile too
This app still worth using?
September 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This app still worth using?
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Jordan Romano looks like Lil Dicky but he’s really just a Huge Asshole
August 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Jordan Romano looks like Lil Dicky but he’s really just a Huge Asshole
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August 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Black kids on ATVs= gang of youths
White kids on ATVs= just kids having some fun
White kids on ATVs= just kids having some fun
bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset
August 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Black kids on ATVs= gang of youths
White kids on ATVs= just kids having some fun
White kids on ATVs= just kids having some fun
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I would be afraid of large cities too with a haircut like that
Rep. Kevin Kiley: "The president is absolutely on track ... in LA for example, they tell you don't even go outside wearing jewelry because, you know, you're gonna get mugged if you do. It is absolutely a frightening situation in many of these places, and DC is definitely at the top of the list."
August 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I would be afraid of large cities too with a haircut like that
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Everything Taking Too Long theonion.com/everyth...
August 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Everything Taking Too Long theonion.com/everyth...
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OOOOF
Umpire: Alfonso Márquez
Final: Phillies 4, Reds 1
#RingTheBell // #ATOBTTR
#PHIvsCIN // #CINvsPHI
More stats for this ump 👇
https://umpscorecards.com/data/single-umpire/Alfonso%20M%C3%A1rquez
Final: Phillies 4, Reds 1
#RingTheBell // #ATOBTTR
#PHIvsCIN // #CINvsPHI
More stats for this ump 👇
https://umpscorecards.com/data/single-umpire/Alfonso%20M%C3%A1rquez
August 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
OOOOF
I’m alive. Ugh.
August 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m alive. Ugh.
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people keep sharing clips from the ice cube war of the worlds movie and I'm fucking dying
August 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
people keep sharing clips from the ice cube war of the worlds movie and I'm fucking dying
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At least we still have this
August 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
At least we still have this
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Jhoan Duran intro at Citizens Bank Park
August 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Jhoan Duran intro at Citizens Bank Park
Potty training is like being tortured by the CIA
August 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Potty training is like being tortured by the CIA
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sing it for us one more time, sheiky baby
July 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
sing it for us one more time, sheiky baby
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What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent cheese meal?
July 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent cheese meal?
The term piss missle will always make me laugh lmao
Mounty with an absolute PISS MISSLE off of Andrew Painter
July 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The term piss missle will always make me laugh lmao