stef
@crickwooder.bsky.social
phily sprots 5-ever. frequent capslock poster. atheist. disney parks fan. toastie twitter. trump voters are nazis. terfs can fuck off. not sorry about any of it.
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taking a break before round 3 of dishes
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
taking a break before round 3 of dishes
It's not THE most artistic board BUT: look at my pepperoni rose! LOOK AT IT! I made a pepperoni rose! I'M SO EXCITED
eat your heart out, MARTHA FUCKIN STEWART
(ilu Martha Stewart you're the best)
eat your heart out, MARTHA FUCKIN STEWART
(ilu Martha Stewart you're the best)
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It's not THE most artistic board BUT: look at my pepperoni rose! LOOK AT IT! I made a pepperoni rose! I'M SO EXCITED
eat your heart out, MARTHA FUCKIN STEWART
(ilu Martha Stewart you're the best)
eat your heart out, MARTHA FUCKIN STEWART
(ilu Martha Stewart you're the best)
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Philly Thanksgiving parade should end with Krampus.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Philly Thanksgiving parade should end with Krampus.
Turkey is resting and the table is set! Not pictured: kitchen counter chaos
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Turkey is resting and the table is set! Not pictured: kitchen counter chaos
IT'S SANTA! I KNOW HIM!
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
IT'S SANTA! I KNOW HIM!
Putting on MMR for the first play of Alice's Restaurant
it's nobody's fault but it just feels weird, RIP Pierre
it's nobody's fault but it just feels weird, RIP Pierre
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Putting on MMR for the first play of Alice's Restaurant
it's nobody's fault but it just feels weird, RIP Pierre
it's nobody's fault but it just feels weird, RIP Pierre
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Macy's Parade: "We spared no expense in bringing you celebrities, dancers, and big Broadway musicals."
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Macy's Parade: "We spared no expense in bringing you celebrities, dancers, and big Broadway musicals."
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
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Everyone better be watching the one true Thanksgiving parade originating from God’s city Philadelphia.
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Everyone better be watching the one true Thanksgiving parade originating from God’s city Philadelphia.
traditional beverages are go
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
traditional beverages are go
I am just old enough to REMEMBER when it was the Gimbel's parade but am EXACTLY still old enough to call it the Boscov's parade
Macy? Who's Macy?
Macy? Who's Macy?
a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show
Alt: I don't know her dot gif
blessings to Mariah and her shade on this day of connection
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I am just old enough to REMEMBER when it was the Gimbel's parade but am EXACTLY still old enough to call it the Boscov's parade
Macy? Who's Macy?
Macy? Who's Macy?
house smells like cinnamon rolls and onions
it's a good day
it's a good day
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
house smells like cinnamon rolls and onions
it's a good day
it's a good day
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Snoopy made toast and popcorn for those annoying ass kids and then busted out a whole turkey for himself once they were gone. King shit
Happy Thanksgiving everyone 🦃
Happy Thanksgiving everyone 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Snoopy made toast and popcorn for those annoying ass kids and then busted out a whole turkey for himself once they were gone. King shit
Happy Thanksgiving everyone 🦃
Happy Thanksgiving everyone 🦃
never watch Stranger Things with us, we have decided that Jonathan is a prime candidate to become a super annoying Radiohead fan (possibly redundant)
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
never watch Stranger Things with us, we have decided that Jonathan is a prime candidate to become a super annoying Radiohead fan (possibly redundant)
all right, I've prepped the stuffing, mac and cheese, green bean casserole, and the deviled eggs. I peeled the carrots. Cake is cooling on the counter, pumpkin squares are in the oven. I flipped the turkey over when I woke up; before I go to bed I'll flip him over again and remove the Saran Wrap.
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
all right, I've prepped the stuffing, mac and cheese, green bean casserole, and the deviled eggs. I peeled the carrots. Cake is cooling on the counter, pumpkin squares are in the oven. I flipped the turkey over when I woke up; before I go to bed I'll flip him over again and remove the Saran Wrap.
I am about to bake a cake while the other four members of my household clean the family room downstairs
Nobody will end up going down there tomorrow at all now but at least we'll be ready to put the tree up Friday
Nobody will end up going down there tomorrow at all now but at least we'll be ready to put the tree up Friday
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I am about to bake a cake while the other four members of my household clean the family room downstairs
Nobody will end up going down there tomorrow at all now but at least we'll be ready to put the tree up Friday
Nobody will end up going down there tomorrow at all now but at least we'll be ready to put the tree up Friday
a friend just posted a picture of her Costco cart that she took after 2:00 P.M.
TODAY
2 pm TO DAY
she may actually be the bravest person I have ever met
TODAY
2 pm TO DAY
she may actually be the bravest person I have ever met
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
a friend just posted a picture of her Costco cart that she took after 2:00 P.M.
TODAY
2 pm TO DAY
she may actually be the bravest person I have ever met
TODAY
2 pm TO DAY
she may actually be the bravest person I have ever met
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I think a fun thing to do would be to make a Frankenstein movie where the monster wakes up and says “my name is Frankenstein”. Just to make a lot of people really mad
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I think a fun thing to do would be to make a Frankenstein movie where the monster wakes up and says “my name is Frankenstein”. Just to make a lot of people really mad
Spouse and oldest are on their way home from the airport and I am enjoying my last few minutes of this before I become the spare human for five days
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Spouse and oldest are on their way home from the airport and I am enjoying my last few minutes of this before I become the spare human for five days
went out tonight because youngest had a busy schedule and the place we went still had that rum and Coke special
I accidentally drank three WOOOOOO
I accidentally drank three WOOOOOO
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
went out tonight because youngest had a busy schedule and the place we went still had that rum and Coke special
I accidentally drank three WOOOOOO
I accidentally drank three WOOOOOO
tomorrow night I'm gonna have PIZZA PIE and all my kids will be home and we will watch Stranger Things and it's going to be awesome
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
tomorrow night I'm gonna have PIZZA PIE and all my kids will be home and we will watch Stranger Things and it's going to be awesome
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look if we're gonna talk about pie then i'm just gonna post my reminder that it sounds like Brenda Lee says "later we'll have some fuckin' pie" in Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
look if we're gonna talk about pie then i'm just gonna post my reminder that it sounds like Brenda Lee says "later we'll have some fuckin' pie" in Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
Pie takes:
1. There is only one true blueberry pie recipe
2. I genuinely prefer cake 🤷♀️
3. Store bought crust is fine, actually
4. I took over thanksgiving when the only desserts on offer were pumpkin pie or cheesecake for the pumpkin pie haters. I hate both.
5. I'll still get pie for people, idc
1. There is only one true blueberry pie recipe
2. I genuinely prefer cake 🤷♀️
3. Store bought crust is fine, actually
4. I took over thanksgiving when the only desserts on offer were pumpkin pie or cheesecake for the pumpkin pie haters. I hate both.
5. I'll still get pie for people, idc
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Pie takes:
1. There is only one true blueberry pie recipe
2. I genuinely prefer cake 🤷♀️
3. Store bought crust is fine, actually
4. I took over thanksgiving when the only desserts on offer were pumpkin pie or cheesecake for the pumpkin pie haters. I hate both.
5. I'll still get pie for people, idc
1. There is only one true blueberry pie recipe
2. I genuinely prefer cake 🤷♀️
3. Store bought crust is fine, actually
4. I took over thanksgiving when the only desserts on offer were pumpkin pie or cheesecake for the pumpkin pie haters. I hate both.
5. I'll still get pie for people, idc
Bowling alleys haven't smelled the same since smoking bans and tbh I kind of miss it
(if you don't, you need to know that 1. I didn't fucking ask you 2. that's all)
(if you don't, you need to know that 1. I didn't fucking ask you 2. that's all)
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Bowling alleys haven't smelled the same since smoking bans and tbh I kind of miss it
(if you don't, you need to know that 1. I didn't fucking ask you 2. that's all)
(if you don't, you need to know that 1. I didn't fucking ask you 2. that's all)
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You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
the plumber just left and apparently the shower was an easy fix! And only ("only") $213?!?!
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
the plumber just left and apparently the shower was an easy fix! And only ("only") $213?!?!